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Starks
10-10-2007, 02:23 PM
Always have a few handy.
angelatc
10-10-2007, 02:24 PM
Whew! For a minute I thought you must be using yours much differently than I use mine.
steph3n
10-10-2007, 02:24 PM
:D

works well for the young crowd for sure
DeadheadForPaul
10-10-2007, 02:25 PM
Wait...they ARENT really condoms? Uh-oh.
bbachtung
10-10-2007, 02:26 PM
Which reminds me. I was at court today, and bullshitting with a couple of officers on the cases that I was defending, and both of them had had recent friendly interactions with RP supporters.
steph3n
10-10-2007, 02:28 PM
if only they'd all be friendly :(


Which reminds me. I was at court today, and bullshitting with a couple of officers on the cases that I was defending, and both of them had had recent friendly interactions with RP supporters.
kylejack
10-10-2007, 02:29 PM
Always have a few handy.

When in doubt, whip it out.
Nice to have when you're in a tight spot.
When they take an interest, use it on them.
Don't leave home without it.
Always carry one in your back pocket.
A great bar conversation starter.
Both help deal with the pressing issue of inflation.
kylejack
10-10-2007, 02:30 PM
"What I've found amazing is all the young people who are interested in it!"
-Ron Paul
AlexAmore
10-10-2007, 02:32 PM
Hmm I might need a large jim....http://images.mmorpg.com/images/emoticons/emt2_banana.gif
Jordan
10-10-2007, 02:36 PM
We should pass out RP condoms.

RP is prolife, that goes with the message.
ronpaulfan
10-10-2007, 02:54 PM
Whew! For a minute I thought you must be using yours much differently than I use mine.

hahahaha god, I'm crying :p
ACJohn
10-10-2007, 03:03 PM
A Condom named Slimjim Hmmmmmm

Nope don't work for me
uncloned21
10-10-2007, 03:05 PM
condoms dont fit me. thank god for trash bags!
TexMac
10-10-2007, 03:06 PM
Speaking of slim jims, is it taking anyone else forever to get their order of slim jims from the Ron Paul store? I ordered some over a month ago and they're still not here. The yard signs I ordered at the same time have been here for two weeks.
Starks
10-10-2007, 03:07 PM
hahahaha god, I'm crying :p

Next time I go to Vegas, I'll bring both.
Bradley in DC
10-10-2007, 03:10 PM
We should pass out RP condoms.

RP is prolife, that goes with the message.

No! Dr. Paul is the anti-inflation candidate:

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

:cool: (leave it to me to work in a monetary policy joke....)
thehittgirl
10-10-2007, 03:13 PM
Hehe...well this morning I did realize that I felt naked when I didn't have any material in my car. Shame on me because the car is covered in bumper stickers and the window is chalked...

I always catch someone looking at the car.

I better make sure I always have slim jims or liberty cards on me.
Thunderbolt
10-10-2007, 03:32 PM
But, remember slimjims do not protect against stds! Be careful out there!
kylejack
10-10-2007, 03:34 PM
Another similarity: If you want them to look at it, PUT IT IN THEIR HAND.
McDermit
10-10-2007, 03:48 PM
Another similarity: If you want them to look at it, PUT IT IN THEIR HAND.

HAHA