Late Night Jokes

[Carole]

Found these online: :D

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

---- Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--- Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--- Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
--- David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--- Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--- David Letterman

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[evilfunnystuff]

I can't believe I'm about to say this but :

That joke from Jimmy Fallon was kinda funny. lol


What are you two laughing at? And if you say Jimmy Fallon, I'll know you're lying!"

[Bruno]

I can't believe I'm about to say this but :

That joke from Jimmy Fallon was kinda funny. lol

That's alright. His staff probably gets the credit for it anyway. :)

[evilfunnystuff]

That's alright. His staff probably gets the credit for it anyway. :)

Ya and it barely made me smile, but Its like watching a kid who has been practicing with his magic kit since last Christmas almost pull off a trick well, it made me feel a need to praise him at least for the effort. :D

[akforme]

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who can't stand Fallon. I have never watched his show with late night but he ruined every skit he was in on SNL