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Thom1776
10-09-2007, 11:52 AM
I've not been feeling very well for some time now. I've finally learned what has been ailing me.

After consulting with many experts, I now know that I am suffering from Liberty Deficiency Syndrome: LIDS.

LIDS is a serious condition that affects more people than is generally acknowledged. Many people go through there entire lives knowing they have a problem, but they are not quite sure what it is or even what they can do about it.

There is hope, though. They say there is a doctor who can help. It's no guarantee, but I am willing to take the chance. It will not be cheap, however.

It will cost me $2300. I really don't have that kind of money, but my best chance is to get that amount by December 31st. That will allow me to take my first steps towards battling this disease.

Any help would be greatly appreciated, please send money here. (https://www.ronpaul2008.com/donate/)



UPDATE: 11-06-07

Thing's aren't looking very good for me. Perhaps I was expecting too much. This doctor doesn't accept Medicaid, so I will probably just have to learn to live with it. Thanks, anyway.

kylejack
10-09-2007, 11:53 AM
If anyone sends him money....be discreet.

SpicyItalian739
10-09-2007, 11:54 AM
Brilliant!

nullvalu
10-09-2007, 11:54 AM
LMAO that's heart wrenching..

erowe1
10-09-2007, 11:56 AM
I have the same condition and it will cost me $1 million, which I also don't have. Please help.

ghemminger
10-09-2007, 11:56 AM
Nice finish to this post but the Title got my attention:

My Aunt recently diagnosed with cancer, the other Aunt has something serious she's not saying, my mother's sight and diabetes is getting worse, and my wife was recently diagnosed with hachimotos....

LIFE is short - Give me Liberty or Give me Death - comes into perspective when we undertand our own mortality clearly.

Karsten
10-09-2007, 12:17 PM
Well don't look to Romney, he'd arrest you and your doctor.

uncloned21
10-09-2007, 12:21 PM
All I have is synthetic dollars. Have you tried them?

kylejack
10-09-2007, 12:21 PM
All I have is synthetic dollars. Have you tried them?

Federal Reserve Notes? I've tried them, they make me sick.

uncloned21
10-09-2007, 12:26 PM
Federal Reserve Notes? I've tried them, they make me sick.

uh...sucks for you...bye bye now!

dude58677
10-09-2007, 12:27 PM
I've not been feeling very well for some time now. I've finally learned what has been ailing me.

After consulting with many experts, I now know that I am suffering from Liberty Deficiency Syndrome: LIDS.

LIDS is a serious condition that affects more people than is generally acknowledged. Many people go through there entire lives knowing they have a problem, but they are not quite sure what it is or even what they can do about it.

There is hope, though. They say there is a doctor who can help. It's no guarantee, but I am willing to take the chance. It will not be cheap, however.

It will cost me $2300. I really don't have that kind of money, but my best chance is to get that amount by December 31st. That will allow me to take my first steps towards battling this disease.

Any help would be greatly appreciated. Pay~pal *** tomsheehan~AT~mail~DOT~com


LOL:D

jacmicwag
10-09-2007, 12:35 PM
Thom, you forgot to mention that LIDS is highly contagious. In fact, some experts think that every person living in the US may have been exposed to it. My doctor swears the only cure is block walking, phone banking, and freeway blogging, each administered in careful proportions.

Lord Xar
10-09-2007, 12:55 PM
hahahah.. that is really really awesome.....

Thom1776
11-06-2007, 09:41 AM
update in OP

jcbraithwaite7
11-06-2007, 09:47 AM
Sorry... but I'm suffering from Fiscalmyalgia.

Adamsa
11-06-2007, 09:51 AM
I was actually worried about you for a second there.

MS0453
11-06-2007, 09:59 AM
I'm still worried about him.

Man from La Mancha
11-06-2007, 10:05 AM
How much do you need , I can print fiat money out on my laser printer?

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Dan Klaus
11-06-2007, 10:17 AM
LOL..thought u might be serious for a moment....

LibertyEagle
11-06-2007, 10:19 AM
If anyone sends him money....be discreet.

Well now that it's posted on a PUBLIC message board, that's all shot to hell. Now, isn't it? I can see the headlines now. Now, we're not just "spammers", our fundraising is due to breaking FEC regulations! You would not only hurt yourself, you would hurt this campaign.

Guys, don't you realize that a paltry 2300 dollars is not worth the damage this kind of thing could do to the campaign? :confused: Do you not realize that the media, not to mention other campaigns, are reading this board?

DaronWestbrooke
11-06-2007, 10:20 AM
We probably should move this to a private forum. We shouldn't advertise where everyone can see giving money to someone to donate.

A Ron Paul Rebel
11-06-2007, 12:45 PM
Very funny and well said.

A Ron Paul Rebel

p.s. It was meant as a joke and I took it as a joke.