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Brian4Liberty
03-14-2010, 11:08 AM
Constitution? "Are you serious" "You can find out what's in my legislation after you pass it!"

Nancy's 70th Birthday is coming up, let's celebrate!



http://www.johndennis2010.com/blog/2010/march/pelosi-birthday-money-bomb-march-25th
Pelosi Birthday Money Bomb | March 25th
by JohnDennis2010 on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 18:02:53

You may not be aware, but on March 25th we will celebrate the 70th birthday of our beloved and benevolent Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi. Yes, I know it's hard to believe that a humble defender of the people like Pelosi could even get to half that age, given how supposedly immoral our healthcare system is, and how many people supposedly die young because of it, but I guess Speaker Pelosi just has extraordinary good luck. So in the spirit of celebration, we would love if you sent us $25, $50, $100, $250 or whatever you can on that day to let dear old Nancy know how much you wish her another many years living as a private citizen in what is, despite her influence, the freest nation in the world. As for what we'll get her with it, we were considering throwing her a birthday shower, but we decided against it on the off-chance that Rahm Emanuel might get the wrong idea, so we thought we'd just enclose a really nice birthday card to let her know exactly how you feel.

BirthdayBomb.com

We'll tell her how happy you are that her party, rather than following the overwhelming repudiation of Bush-era spending and big government, tacked on multiple extra trillions to our debt in order to bail out their corporate sponsors. We'll let her know how much you love being forced to subsidize scandalous subsidies which are offered to anyone who has the courage and convictions to stand against her in the battle over health care. We'll let her know what a pleasure it is to have her try to use national television as a platform to co-opt movements which only arose because she and her party misread their mandate as a desire to see Barack Obama treat the road to serfdom as a race track on which he needs to speed past the big government excesses of all previous Presidents. Your money will buy the greatest gift America could have: retirement for Nancy Pelosi. Please be sure to donate and join in the fun on March 25th. Watch as our ticker goes up, up and up as does the prospects of U.S. Congress without Nancy Pelosi.

Don't wait! Go to www.BirthDayBomb.com now and help us send Speaker Pelosi a birthday gift which she will never forget, and from which she will never recover.

Sincerely,
The Birthday Bomb Squad

Kylie
03-14-2010, 01:01 PM
nice! they might get something going here. personally i would love to see the bitch fall face first into a bucket of aids or something for her birthday. happy birthday you self righteous twat.

Brian4Liberty
03-14-2010, 10:30 PM
nice! they might get something going here. personally i would love to see the ***** fall face first into a bucket of *** or something for her birthday. happy birthday you self righteous ****.

Aye carumba! :eek:

Let's at least throw her a retirement party. :D

Bergie Bergeron
03-14-2010, 10:55 PM
John Dennis is endorsed by Ron Paul and Barry Goldwater Jr. and is probably going to be the Republican nominee, let's send him some help !

TCE
03-14-2010, 11:08 PM
I'll be alone on this, but she looks good for 70. I thought she was in her 50's. Also, her husband is only 49. Cougar'd.

Bergie Bergeron
03-14-2010, 11:37 PM
I'll be alone on this, but she looks good for 70. I thought she was in her 50's. Also, her husband is only 49. Cougar'd.
Totally agree.

Uriel999
03-14-2010, 11:43 PM
I'll be alone on this, but she looks good for 70. I thought she was in her 50's. Also, her husband is only 49. Cougar'd.

Yeah, actually gotta agree. She may be a commie but she has aged well. It must be from all the babies she eats for breakfast.

Bergie Bergeron
03-14-2010, 11:48 PM
I know there's a Rand moneybomb the same week but anybody donating a little something to John Dennis on the 25th?

DapperDan
03-15-2010, 01:07 AM
Plastic surgery.

rprprs
03-15-2010, 06:23 AM
...we were considering throwing her a birthday shower, but we decided against it on the off-chance that Rahm Emanuel might get the wrong idea

lol. $25.00 from me, just for that line alone. :D

sevin
03-15-2010, 06:29 AM
This is what I'm getting her:

https://qjiigw.bay.livefilestore.com/y1ms5ZY_RirvVGULeFw7bhhCi6ZMouEsxKVC7jx2MSu9oBLp9x 7jcAeIzZPbWfLX72x4yrry5UXU2INT5VrtUgT_II9LraBAoNaN Y_Bj43xprgi1CoNCWAZ6S3erHrme0f_sNW0t6Jcq7U8T9jcbmU _CA/Eat%20Shit%20And%20Die.gif

Warrior_of_Freedom
03-15-2010, 07:22 AM
This is what I'm getting her:

https://qjiigw.bay.livefilestore.com/y1ms5ZY_RirvVGULeFw7bhhCi6ZMouEsxKVC7jx2MSu9oBLp9x 7jcAeIzZPbWfLX72x4yrry5UXU2INT5VrtUgT_II9LraBAoNaN Y_Bj43xprgi1CoNCWAZ6S3erHrme0f_sNW0t6Jcq7U8T9jcbmU _CA/Eat%20Shit%20And%20Die.gif

the laughing.. it won't stop

SerArris
03-15-2010, 07:39 AM
This site has been pretty instrumental in changing my political views and I am always referencing RPF when talking governmental issues with my Mother but I could never, ever, tell her to come here! LMAO some days this place just cracks me up... :D

Bergie Bergeron
03-15-2010, 09:53 AM
This is what I'm getting her:

https://qjiigw.bay.livefilestore.com/y1ms5ZY_RirvVGULeFw7bhhCi6ZMouEsxKVC7jx2MSu9oBLp9x 7jcAeIzZPbWfLX72x4yrry5UXU2INT5VrtUgT_II9LraBAoNaN Y_Bj43xprgi1CoNCWAZ6S3erHrme0f_sNW0t6Jcq7U8T9jcbmU _CA/Eat%20Shit%20And%20Die.gif
LOVE it !

Brian4Liberty
03-15-2010, 10:53 AM
I'll be alone on this, but she looks good for 70. I thought she was in her 50's. Also, her husband is only 49. Cougar'd.

I think that would be her son. I believe her husband (same first name) is Nancy's age.


Totally agree.


Yeah, actually gotta agree. She may be a commie but she has aged well. It must be from all the babies she eats for breakfast.

You are some sick puppies! Actually, some guy told me the same thing the other day. Guess it's a matter of taste. :D

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Politics/images-2/nancy-pelosi-scary.jpg


Plastic surgery.

Do they inject the botox before or after the stretching? ;)

http://www.tiemposfuturos.es/Imagenes/brazil_4.jpg

TCE
03-15-2010, 02:53 PM
I think that would be her son. I believe her husband (same first name) is Nancy's age.





You are some sick puppies! Actually, some guy told me the same thing the other day. Guess it's a matter of taste. :D

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Politics/images-2/nancy-pelosi-scary.jpg



Do they inject the botox before or after the stretching? ;)

http://www.tiemposfuturos.es/Imagenes/brazil_4.jpg

You're right, Wikipedia has it wrong. Eeep.

Original_Intent
03-15-2010, 03:17 PM
That bitch has facelifts older than I am.

I agree with all of the disparaging comments posted above, I especially liked the live babies for breakfast comment and the How to eat shit and die guide.

Bergie Bergeron
03-16-2010, 10:55 AM
http://www.birthdaybomb.com/

Bergie Bergeron
03-20-2010, 12:04 AM
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jmdrake
03-22-2010, 10:16 AM
bump!

No1ButPaul08
03-22-2010, 10:24 AM
she still looks creepy but yes she has aged well

Matt Collins
03-22-2010, 11:51 AM
The Shrieker of the House!

A. Havnes
03-22-2010, 12:00 PM
Great idea! We should invite a bunch of people to DC to celebrate as well.

Stary Hickory
03-22-2010, 12:26 PM
Down with the bitch. Seriously

dr. hfn
03-22-2010, 12:42 PM
John Dennis ftw!

Bergie Bergeron
03-23-2010, 10:12 PM
http://www.johndennis2010.com/sites/all/themes/dennis/img/landing/bday_bomb.jpg

Bergie Bergeron
03-24-2010, 07:46 PM
Tomorrow.

Bergie Bergeron
03-25-2010, 11:44 AM
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