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Matt Collins
10-08-2007, 09:00 AM
This is hilarious...

http://securityedition.com/


They are selling the Bill of Rights on a piece of metal that will make the machines at the airports go off which will require a hand-search. Since the corners of this thing are rather sharp, they will be forced to take it away from you before you are allowed to fly. Thus you can then say TSA is taking away your rights ha ha :p
constituent
10-08-2007, 09:04 AM
ever see the Spinal Tap movie?
Corydoras
10-08-2007, 09:07 AM
Very, very funny!
ROFL!

How did you FIND this precious item?
Matt Collins
10-08-2007, 11:00 AM
ever see the Spinal Tap movie?Is that a cucumber or ...uhh...err.... :D
BillyDkid
10-08-2007, 11:15 AM
ever see the Spinal Tap movie?
Well, you know that bit in the movie always bothered me. Why would he wrap the banana in aluminum foil? Oh, I guess so they could make the joke work.
Matt Collins
10-08-2007, 11:42 AM
Well, you know that bit in the movie always bothered me. Why would he wrap the banana in aluminum foil? Oh, I guess so they could make the joke work.It wasn't exactly a banana... Back in the 80's that sort of thing is funny... these days it's a shortcut to Guantanamo. :(
RP4ME
10-08-2007, 02:28 PM
ever see the Spinal Tap movie?

"It goes to eleven!"
OptionsTrader
10-08-2007, 02:30 PM
This is hilarious...

http://securityedition.com/


They are selling the Bill of Rights on a piece of metal that will make the machines at the airports go off which will require a hand-search. Since the corners of this thing are rather sharp, they will be forced to take it away from you before you are allowed to fly. Thus you can then say TSA is taking away your rights ha ha :p

One piece of metal etched with the bill of rights, and etched with the word virginity on the back side.
Corydoras
10-08-2007, 02:46 PM
One piece of metal etched with the bill of rights, and etched with the word virginity on the back side.

LOL
:D

innocence, too!
Bradley in DC
10-08-2007, 02:50 PM
I've got one. The Liberty Coalition here in DC (we're close with them) was distributing them a while back (two years ago?).
Matt Collins
10-12-2007, 10:31 AM
"Can I get some vasoline with that please..."?
Matt Collins
04-08-2008, 06:22 PM
Has anyone had the stones to try this?
yongrel
04-08-2008, 06:28 PM
Has anyone had the stones to try this?

I've done it thrice. It's a blast.
Matt Collins
04-08-2008, 07:15 PM
I've done it thrice. It's a blast.Please share details!
yongrel
04-08-2008, 07:28 PM
Please share details!

It's pretty straightforward.

*beep*

Sir, May I ask you to empty your pockets?

Sir, I'm gonna need to confiscate that.

<insert my rehearsed histrionics here>

/end story
Kludge
04-08-2008, 10:19 PM
Dammit... I just went on 4 airplanes in the past month, and don't intend to again for ~ a year.