Matt Collins endorsements: POST YOUR PICS!!

[Nate-ForLiberty]

Central America - "In a stunning announcement early Saturday morning, Matt "The Collins" Collins endorsed Predator. In what could have been a horrible PR disaster, Predator's armband thermonuclear device was accidentally activated when Collins tried to shake his hand. Crews rushed in to quickly disarm the bomb. There were many hushed comments from the crowd in attendance. One complaint overheard a few times was the small size of the keypad in relation to Predator's enormous fingers. One hour after the endorsement the Predator 2010 campaign released a statement, "Although a crises was averted, we will put our best minds on ensuring that no more accidental activations of an armband thermonuclear device will occur." "The Collins" was unavailable for comment due to his busy schedule. He will be travelling around America and the globe giving 2010 candidates the nod."

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=61&stc=1&d=1267268274

"COOLLIIIINS!! GIT TO DA CHOPPAAA!!"

[newbitech]

Early today, sources quoted Epic Beard Guy telling Matt Collins, "No, YOU are the M****r F****r!"
Later in the morning, after Matt Collins threw down with EBG and won, EBG being a man of his word was found riding on a bus wearing a baby blue v-neck with the phrase, "I am a M****r F****r".

Said Collins, "Hey those are the breaks man, and besides, I HAD to kick his ass because my political career would have been over if I had lost the that bet. Sure I look good in baby blue, but wearing that fake white beard would have ruined my image!"

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2681/4391353517_78812390cb_o.jpg

[phill4paul]

Early today, sources quoted Epic Beard Guy telling Matt Collins, "No, YOU are the Mother Fucker!"

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2681/4391353517_78812390cb_o.jpg

LOLS! :D Winning thread is full of win.

[rancher89]

Nice!

[Matt Collins]

From this thread (link) (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?t=233364)

You wouldn't happen to have a photo of you standing next to Shamu, would ya?.


http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x93/sonicspikesalbum/MattandShamu.jpg





This picture was taken in 1987 when we moved to Orlando. The first few
weeks we went to Seaworld, Matthew asked me if he could ride the whale.
Not wanting to tell him no, I told him to ask one of the folks standing
nearby that worked there. To my horror she said yes, I nearly had a
heart attack, but Matthew and the whale survived.



I am not making this up. It took my parents a few days to find the picture, but that is as real as can be!
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[johnrocks]

From this thread (link) (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?t=233364)



http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x93/sonicspikesalbum/MattandShamu.jpg







I am not making this up. It took my parents a few days to find the picture, but that is as real as can be!
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:p, You standing next to Adam, how tall are you Matt?:)

[Matt Collins]

:p, You standing next to Adam, how tall are you Matt?:)
Between 5'2" and 5'4" depending on which convenience store I'm at ;):p


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[MelissaWV]

Between 5'2" and 5'4" depending on which convenience store I'm at ;):p





So Rand is really short, too? Yeesh. I'd never met him in person.

Bunch of oompa loompas in this movement.

When I put on heels, I'm a foot taller than you.

[SelfTaught]

So Rand is really short, too? Yeesh. I'd never met him in person.

Bunch of oompa loompas in this movement.

When I put on heels, I'm a foot taller than you.

Damn. You're a giant. I could never satisfy you.:eek::confused::);):p:D

[Nate-ForLiberty]

we need those endorsement pics ppl! keep em' comin'

[Nate-ForLiberty]

who else has Matt endorsed?

[Chester Copperpot]

So Rand is really short, too? Yeesh. I'd never met him in person.

Bunch of oompa loompas in this movement.

When I put on heels, I'm a foot taller than you.

shortness is a dominant genetic trait ya know.. me, Im recessive on the other hand. haha

I can dress up as willy wonka.

[Matt Collins]

So Rand is really short, too? Yeesh. I'd never met him in person.He's a few inches taller than me.



When I put on heels, I'm a foot taller than you.Let's see some pictures of that :D

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