Wanted: TSA "Rear End" Examiners

[purplechoe]

I didn't want to put "anal" in the thread title... :)

http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/lewrw/archives/50709.html


Wanted: TSA Anal Examiners

Posted by Laurence Vance on February 16, 2010 07:24 PM

http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tsa.jpg

Here is the description of this picture from the AP website: “TSA officer Robert Howard signals an airline passenger forward at a security check-point at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport, Monday, Jan. 4, 2010, in SeaTac, Wash.”

I think that it rather pictures the future of the TSA. Will anal exams soon be required before boarding airline flights? We are certainly headed in that direction. And the tragic thing is that if the TSA put an ad in the New York Times or USA Today wanting to hire people to do anal exams, it would probably be flooded with applicants.

[Promontorium]

I almost went to work for the TSA (I already have security, bag checking, x-ray, hand wand, pat down experience) But I saw a show about their work shifts, and no thank you. It seems like a job that would make me instantly cynical.

Though being an air marshall seems like a great job. Fly around with a gun. Don't do anything else. I could be the flyingest, gun havingest mofo in the industry.