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Dianne
01-09-2010, 08:04 AM
http://www.prisonplanet.com/carville-airport-scanners-can-measure-my-penis.html

Christina Wilkie
The Hill
Saturday, January 9th, 2010

The debate over full body security scans just got a lot more graphic, thanks to Democratic political strategist and frequent flyer James Carville.

Speaking on The Tony Kornheiser Show Friday, Carville laid out, or unzipped, his vision for airport security.

But the consummate talker couldn’t help sharing too much information.

“Let me buy a [security] card, then go and measure my penis, and let me get on the airplane,” he said.

Fortunately for travelers, and, one suspects, for T.S.A. agents, the scanners are designed to measure things like radiation and explosive levels — not private parts.

But Carville isn’t worried about his privacy: “I don’t care. I’m up in the air all the time, like George Clooney,” he said, referring to the Hollywood leading man’s latest film.

ChaosControl
01-09-2010, 08:51 AM
Of course he doesn't care, we supports one of the two political parties. Such is the anti-thesis to privacy.

SelfTaught
01-09-2010, 09:07 AM
Exhibitionist?

I'm more of a grower, not much of a shower.

Elwar
01-09-2010, 09:07 AM
Scanner Porn

http://www.scannerporn.com

KCIndy
01-09-2010, 05:40 PM
Would body paint show up on those scanners??

Maybe everyone could paint something like, "F*CK THE TSA" across the belly before walking through... :)

MelissaWV
01-09-2010, 05:43 PM
...Fortunately for travelers, and, one suspects, for T.S.A. agents, the scanners are designed to measure things like radiation and explosive levels — not private parts....

That's odd. All the pictures they've released of the body scanners showing the guy from the front DEFINITELY show private parts. It didn't measure the privates, though, so I suppose we should all be grateful for just getting photographed pseudo-nude.

Stary Hickory
01-09-2010, 06:01 PM
That's odd. All the pictures they've released of the body scanners showing the guy from the front DEFINITELY show private parts. It didn't measure the privates, though, so I suppose we should all be grateful for just getting photographed pseudo-nude.

I have passed through one of these scanners many times. It shows a lot of body tissue. And private parts are no exception. I make sure I am first through so the folks with me can't see me on the screen while waiting for me.

It's defintelty not something we should do in the US.

HOLLYWOOD
01-09-2010, 06:04 PM
Would body paint show up on those scanners??

Maybe everyone could paint something like, "F*CK THE TSA" across the belly before walking through... :)

Metallic Base definitely would ;)

MelissaWV
01-09-2010, 06:21 PM
I have passed through one of these scanners many times. It shows a lot of body tissue. And private parts are no exception. I make sure I am first through so the folks with me can't see me on the screen while waiting for me.

It's defintelty not something we should do in the US.

Yep. Although, allegedly they're going to put the person viewing those scans off in a room by themselves in the dark. I don't know if I like that any better. They're back there somewhere and no one is held liable for their responses. Jeering, leering, or whatever... they can do it all they want.

Nope, I think they'll just have to make do with not seeing what's under my clothing.

Brian4Liberty
01-09-2010, 06:25 PM
Obviously we need to wrap our private parts in tin foil to protect them... ;)

UK4Paul
01-09-2010, 06:27 PM
You do realize it's only going to be a matter of time before there will be someone who will be called the Penis Bomber.

:O

RM918
01-09-2010, 06:32 PM
You do realize it's only going to be a matter of time before there will be someone who will be called the Penis Bomber.

:O

I think they'd need to get a woman to do it if they wanted it to be a very effective bomb.

Andrew-Austin
01-09-2010, 06:41 PM
Scanner Porn

http://www.scannerporn.com

Site doesn't work, I don't know why people keep posting it.

Matt Collins
01-09-2010, 06:46 PM
Obviously James is getting nervous about people finding out the truth in his old age :D

YumYum
01-09-2010, 07:18 PM
You do realize it's only going to be a matter of time before there will be someone who will be called the Penis Bomber.

:O

His stick of dynamite will be mistaken for a penis.

Uriel999
01-09-2010, 07:38 PM
Site doesn't work, I don't know why people keep posting it.

worked just fine for me. Perhaps your computer has a problem?

nobody's_hero
01-10-2010, 07:49 AM
I think everyone should just walk into the airport naked in protest.

The Deacon
01-10-2010, 10:00 AM
The politicians shouldn't be affected as much by this, since they won't be using an electron microscope yet.

catdd
01-10-2010, 10:21 AM
Just look at all the trouble global intervention is causing us.

Stary Hickory
01-10-2010, 12:05 PM
Foil wrapped banana works the best

MelissaWV
01-10-2010, 12:10 PM
Foil wrapped banana works the best

If you're going to go that route, you might as well wrap two. They CLAIM they're not going to be looking at your privates. Okay then. So they shouldn't ask why you have two dingalings.

You might also go with getting one of those ridiculously huge rubber phalluses online. Again, they're not supposed to be looking, so I guess no one will comment on your nine-inch-when-soft endowment, right?

catdd
01-10-2010, 12:22 PM
"dingalings"

YouTube - Chuck Berry - My Ding-A-Ling (1972) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaEC-lWSlmI&feature=related)

Matt Collins
01-10-2010, 12:25 PM
MWV - Is that you in your avatar?

MelissaWV
01-10-2010, 12:26 PM
MWV - Is that you in your avatar?

... No. It wasn't when it was Jessica Rabbit, it wasn't when it was Bettie Page, and now that it's Marilyn Monroe, it's not me either :p I will save everyone the trouble: I'm not ever putting a picture of me up as my avatar lol

Pennsylvania
01-10-2010, 12:47 PM
"dingalings"

this

Dianne
01-10-2010, 12:58 PM
you do realize it's only going to be a matter of time before there will be someone who will be called the penis bomber.

:o

lmao

libertarian4321
01-10-2010, 01:38 PM
"Carville: Airport scanners can ‘measure my penis’"

Wow, those things must be extremely powerful and precise if they can measure something that small.