Dave Wood
10-04-2007, 02:57 PM
Someone spent a lot of time to try to put us down. But they did it in a way that is absolutely hilarious.
We all have our own labels now.:o
duncan_id_paulletude.jpg
Over time we will be adding new Paullet categories as the jack-booted staff of LNF identifies and rates new forms. Please help us out and send potential spottings by emailing us at yomobooba -at- hotmail dot com. In an effort to get the public at large knowledgable of this phenomenon please feel free to use material in this post on your site or forum. We only ask you reference this blog, the Liberty News Forum, and include all links below.
Thanks!
-Duncan_Na
The Bot Paullet, Paulletude Level 7 out of 10
These hearty “Ron Bots” are by far the largest of the Paulletine groups. They have an insatiable urge to promote Ron Paul. Some call it an addiction. Others call it OCD. Though they occasionally act alone a lack of any serious funds or mental capacity severely limits their activities. Impervious to reason and traditional notions of logic and reasoning, the Botpaullet may have a rudimentary knowledge of one or two Platform points and relies almost completely on promoting pro-Paul articles and polls or trash-talking articles and poll data negative to Dr. Paul. With little or no comprehension of the subject matter they are attempting to discuss, the Botpaullet only becomes really effective when it teams up with other Botpaullet to promote their hero. However, Botpaullet actions are limited to low-level internet scams including swarming internet Presidential polls in favor of Dr. Paul, swarming internet social networks (ie Digg, del.icio.us, etc to vote up articles favorable to Dr. Paul and vote down unfavorable), graffiti, and frequent, unhinged confrontations with Sheepaullet that occur while trolling internet forums and blogs. No poll is too scientific to slander if it doesn’t show Dr. Paul blazing a trail into first place or already in first place and no argument is too reasoned to not be dismissed out of hand. You will occasionally see a Botpaullet in real life, usually standing on a street corner or at some public venue holding a Ron Paul sign and mumbling incoherently. Be very careful about approaching a Botpaullet, you will be accused of shredding the Constitution.
The god Paullet, Paulletude Level 10 out of 10
This breed is sometimes hard to spot due to being easily misidentified as Bot Paullet. Found almost entirely on internet forums, the god Paullet is identified by their complete and utter devotion to the Paul Platform and the Constitution of the United States of America (or CotUSA, for short (pronounced koe-too-sa)). All life centers around the Platform and the Constitution. Everything else is wrong and, though they will never directly say it, you are a sheep to even consider it. The god Paullet is extremely intelligent and usually has a good grasp of both the Platform and the CotUSA. Many god Paullet also belong to a subspecies called Premillennial FIATism. These are found by noting the god Paullet whose only posts outside of preaching the Platform of Paul is posting articles about how the US is heading towards financial meltdown and armageddon. The god Paullet will never attack you directly for not embracing the Platform but he may shake his head and eventually will stop talking to you if you do not change your ways.
The Mil Paullet, Paulletude Level 5 (+1 for awesomeness) out of 10
“Look, I’m not delusional enough to believe Mr. Paul will be the next president.” -B_Rabbit (a real live milpaullet)
As a member (or former member) of the US armed forces, their assessment of the situation is a clean-cut as their hair. The Milpaullet probably should have a Paulletude of 10 out of 10 but their straightforward demeanor frequently puts them at odds with their fellow Paullet who oftentimes miscategorize them as Sheepaullet. This mistake is easily spotted by noting the milpaullet excellent and insightful grasp of the Platform and the CotUSA. Like all military personnel, the Milpaullet are to be feared and respected at all costs. They take personal insults in stride and tip-toe around giving implicit support to the Platform, but they will strike you down, kill the children, and take all your womenfolk at the first hint of disregard to CotUSA. Thankfully, unlike milsheepaullet, there will no pre-emptive smiting unless ordered to do so (keep an eye on your ladies though!).
The n-Paullet, Paulletude Level n out of 10
The n-Paullet probably should not even be mentioned. Though there is much speculation there has never been an official documented sighting. But the uncanny ability of the Botpaullet swarm to hit every poll, every forum or blog that so much as mentions Ron Paul, is too swift, too calculated for this to happen on its own. Some say n-Paullet is a myth. Some say it is Ron Paul’s clone, or, perhaps even Admiral Stockdale’s ghost. The consensus of speculators agree that if the n-Paullet even exists it is most likely a secret cabal of Milpaullet hell bent on restoring the CotUSA to its former glory. The n-Paullet is so shrouded in myth and mystery the world may never know of its true identity.
The Sheep Paullet, Paulletude Level -1 out of 10
Having never supported the Platform or perhaps being a reformed supporter the sheepaullet are generally found in two sub-species:
Paullet in Name Only (PANO): Paullets generally regard PANO as bearing strong resemblance to fascists, neocons, warmongers, socialists, communists, Constitution Shredders, or any mix of these labels. PANO may have issue with one or two platform points but generally support most of the Platform and the Constitution and probably would vote for Ron Paul in a national election. These poor Paullet are in an unenviable position and viewed as fence sitters and malcontents. And though sometimes useful, PANO are generally regarded as Sheepaullet by all other Paullet and not afforded any Paulletude whatsoever.
Non-Paullet (NP): NP are the real deal. NP really are fascists, neocons, warmongers, socialists, communists, and/or Constitution Shredders. NP are easily identified as being openly antagonistic or oblivious to some or all of the Paul Platform. Most NP have never given the Platform the time of day and some even openly speculate on the value or need of the CotUSA. Many other NP have, over time, become openly skeptical of the whole Paulletine movement. This latter NP breed is a common occurrence here on the internets. Sick and tired of the bitching, whining, and generally unhinged support of Ron Paul (Did you know he is a Doctor?), NP have moved on to look for other candidates whose supporters do not seem to be so crazy. These losers deserve what they get
We all have our own labels now.:o
duncan_id_paulletude.jpg
Over time we will be adding new Paullet categories as the jack-booted staff of LNF identifies and rates new forms. Please help us out and send potential spottings by emailing us at yomobooba -at- hotmail dot com. In an effort to get the public at large knowledgable of this phenomenon please feel free to use material in this post on your site or forum. We only ask you reference this blog, the Liberty News Forum, and include all links below.
Thanks!
-Duncan_Na
The Bot Paullet, Paulletude Level 7 out of 10
These hearty “Ron Bots” are by far the largest of the Paulletine groups. They have an insatiable urge to promote Ron Paul. Some call it an addiction. Others call it OCD. Though they occasionally act alone a lack of any serious funds or mental capacity severely limits their activities. Impervious to reason and traditional notions of logic and reasoning, the Botpaullet may have a rudimentary knowledge of one or two Platform points and relies almost completely on promoting pro-Paul articles and polls or trash-talking articles and poll data negative to Dr. Paul. With little or no comprehension of the subject matter they are attempting to discuss, the Botpaullet only becomes really effective when it teams up with other Botpaullet to promote their hero. However, Botpaullet actions are limited to low-level internet scams including swarming internet Presidential polls in favor of Dr. Paul, swarming internet social networks (ie Digg, del.icio.us, etc to vote up articles favorable to Dr. Paul and vote down unfavorable), graffiti, and frequent, unhinged confrontations with Sheepaullet that occur while trolling internet forums and blogs. No poll is too scientific to slander if it doesn’t show Dr. Paul blazing a trail into first place or already in first place and no argument is too reasoned to not be dismissed out of hand. You will occasionally see a Botpaullet in real life, usually standing on a street corner or at some public venue holding a Ron Paul sign and mumbling incoherently. Be very careful about approaching a Botpaullet, you will be accused of shredding the Constitution.
The god Paullet, Paulletude Level 10 out of 10
This breed is sometimes hard to spot due to being easily misidentified as Bot Paullet. Found almost entirely on internet forums, the god Paullet is identified by their complete and utter devotion to the Paul Platform and the Constitution of the United States of America (or CotUSA, for short (pronounced koe-too-sa)). All life centers around the Platform and the Constitution. Everything else is wrong and, though they will never directly say it, you are a sheep to even consider it. The god Paullet is extremely intelligent and usually has a good grasp of both the Platform and the CotUSA. Many god Paullet also belong to a subspecies called Premillennial FIATism. These are found by noting the god Paullet whose only posts outside of preaching the Platform of Paul is posting articles about how the US is heading towards financial meltdown and armageddon. The god Paullet will never attack you directly for not embracing the Platform but he may shake his head and eventually will stop talking to you if you do not change your ways.
The Mil Paullet, Paulletude Level 5 (+1 for awesomeness) out of 10
“Look, I’m not delusional enough to believe Mr. Paul will be the next president.” -B_Rabbit (a real live milpaullet)
As a member (or former member) of the US armed forces, their assessment of the situation is a clean-cut as their hair. The Milpaullet probably should have a Paulletude of 10 out of 10 but their straightforward demeanor frequently puts them at odds with their fellow Paullet who oftentimes miscategorize them as Sheepaullet. This mistake is easily spotted by noting the milpaullet excellent and insightful grasp of the Platform and the CotUSA. Like all military personnel, the Milpaullet are to be feared and respected at all costs. They take personal insults in stride and tip-toe around giving implicit support to the Platform, but they will strike you down, kill the children, and take all your womenfolk at the first hint of disregard to CotUSA. Thankfully, unlike milsheepaullet, there will no pre-emptive smiting unless ordered to do so (keep an eye on your ladies though!).
The n-Paullet, Paulletude Level n out of 10
The n-Paullet probably should not even be mentioned. Though there is much speculation there has never been an official documented sighting. But the uncanny ability of the Botpaullet swarm to hit every poll, every forum or blog that so much as mentions Ron Paul, is too swift, too calculated for this to happen on its own. Some say n-Paullet is a myth. Some say it is Ron Paul’s clone, or, perhaps even Admiral Stockdale’s ghost. The consensus of speculators agree that if the n-Paullet even exists it is most likely a secret cabal of Milpaullet hell bent on restoring the CotUSA to its former glory. The n-Paullet is so shrouded in myth and mystery the world may never know of its true identity.
The Sheep Paullet, Paulletude Level -1 out of 10
Having never supported the Platform or perhaps being a reformed supporter the sheepaullet are generally found in two sub-species:
Paullet in Name Only (PANO): Paullets generally regard PANO as bearing strong resemblance to fascists, neocons, warmongers, socialists, communists, Constitution Shredders, or any mix of these labels. PANO may have issue with one or two platform points but generally support most of the Platform and the Constitution and probably would vote for Ron Paul in a national election. These poor Paullet are in an unenviable position and viewed as fence sitters and malcontents. And though sometimes useful, PANO are generally regarded as Sheepaullet by all other Paullet and not afforded any Paulletude whatsoever.
Non-Paullet (NP): NP are the real deal. NP really are fascists, neocons, warmongers, socialists, communists, and/or Constitution Shredders. NP are easily identified as being openly antagonistic or oblivious to some or all of the Paul Platform. Most NP have never given the Platform the time of day and some even openly speculate on the value or need of the CotUSA. Many other NP have, over time, become openly skeptical of the whole Paulletine movement. This latter NP breed is a common occurrence here on the internets. Sick and tired of the bitching, whining, and generally unhinged support of Ron Paul (Did you know he is a Doctor?), NP have moved on to look for other candidates whose supporters do not seem to be so crazy. These losers deserve what they get