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squarepusher
12-12-2009, 05:49 AM
Didn't see a post yet, so I thought I'd throw it up. Posted by idiom in Chat.

Fistgate: Barack Obama’s Safe Schools Czar’s 2000 Conference Promoted ‘Fisting’ to 14 Year-Olds (http://biggovernment.com/2009/12/07/fistgate-barack-obamas-safe-schools-czars-2000-conference-promoted-fisting-to-14-year-olds/)

here are some gems


"So, basically, in the crudest language imaginable, GLSEN recommended that “boys” go out cruising for anonymous anal sex in public parks with strangers."


During one of the conference workshops an activist asks 14 year-old students, “Spit or swallow?… Is it rude?” This audio clip segment is also posted here [26].

That’s not all. The conference also included a workshop where GLSEN activists promoted “fisting” to 14 year olds. Here is the shocking clip where the activists promoted “fisting” to the students:

What you did not see is the man leading the discussion positioning his hand and showing 14 year olds how to insert their entire hand into the rectum of their sex partner.


it goes on, and on

fatjohn
12-12-2009, 05:57 AM
Dude, WTF? This is insane.

Dunedain
12-12-2009, 08:07 AM
Nothing this government does surprises me. I'm only surprised by the level of apathy toward what they do.

easycougar
12-12-2009, 08:51 AM
This is sick...why the fuck would anyone be quiet on this?

Glenn Beck has a knack for exposing the fuckers in the Obama admin...hopefully he gets started on this guy next.

squarepusher
12-12-2009, 08:55 AM
its almost too sick to even expose, sine exposing it you have to describe what happened, which I'm not even sure would be allowed on network news programs .. ?

parocks
12-12-2009, 09:22 AM
its almost too sick to even expose, sine exposing it you have to describe what happened, which I'm not even sure would be allowed on network news programs .. ?

How could South Park cover it?

tangent4ronpaul
12-12-2009, 09:24 AM
its almost too sick to even expose, sine exposing it you have to describe what happened, which I'm not even sure would be allowed on network news programs .. ?

Yeah - I think the FCC would bust Beck and Hanity for obscenity if they exposed it...

-t

krazy kaju
12-12-2009, 10:00 AM
That's just sick.

Kludge
12-12-2009, 10:11 AM
sex acts between pre-schoolers;

stories that seemed to promote and recommend child-adult sexual relationships;

stories of public masturbation, anal sex in restrooms, affairs between students and teachers, five-year-olds playing sex games,

***semen flying through the air.***

krazy kaju
12-12-2009, 10:13 AM
Haha, sex games? wtf?

Kludge
12-12-2009, 10:16 AM
//

angelatc
12-12-2009, 10:34 AM
I'm torn on this. The light-hearted manner in which the information from the seminar is disbursed is more frightening than the information.

My poor little brain isn't able to accept "fisting" as anything other than a perversion, and so I naturally recoil. But if it's something that is common in the gay community, then I don't see why gay kids can't be taught about how to be safe. Isn't this just an advanced version of the condom on a banana?

I am not a big fan of teaching this stuff in schools, and I'm really convinced now more than ever that Jennings isn't interested in safe schools as much as he is safe-sex schools, but the issues are distinctly different.

squarepusher
12-12-2009, 10:59 AM
I'm torn on this. The light-hearted manner in which the information from the seminar is disbursed is more frightening than the information.

My poor little brain isn't able to accept "fisting" as anything other than a perversion, and so I naturally recoil. But if it's something that is common in the gay community, then I don't see why gay kids can't be taught about how to be safe. Isn't this just an advanced version of the condom on a banana?

I am not a big fan of teaching this stuff in schools, and I'm really convinced now more than ever that Jennings isn't interested in safe schools as much as he is safe-sex schools, but the issues are distinctly different.

and how about boys soliciting sex in parks, or prostitution?

revolutionisnow
12-12-2009, 11:07 AM
Disgusting.

angelatc
12-12-2009, 12:02 PM
and how about boys soliciting sex in parks, or prostitution?

I keep going back to the fact that the religious right managed to crucify Jocelyn Elders for suggesting that masturbation might be a way for young people to resist the temptation to engage in riskier behaviors. The suggestion was at an AIDs conference, so it's implied that young males would be the target audience of such frank discussions. All she said was, "I think that it is part of human sexuality, and perhaps it should be taught."

She was freaking right. (And to be blunt, if I had a daughter, I'd probably prefer that her dates masturbate several times before picking her up! )

Having said that, I'd like to expound on my assertion that my biggest problem is the light-hearted manner that the information is being disseminated, and I think park-trolling is right up there.

It's hard for me to comment on this, because I'm not a gay man nor did I grow up as a homosexual man. So, in the most abstract terms possible, I'm comfortable with acknowledging the fact that the behavior exists, but I am not comfortable with the fact that it is acceptable. If I had a gay son, I'd be frantic that those behaviors would put him at great risk. I can't imagine having an educator discuss that in the frame of acceptable. It's like telling girls they can sneak into bars, or wear shirt skirts and flag down cars from a busy corner. That conversation should start with an outright condemnation of the entire concept, and conclude with a discussion of safe-sex as a last resort.

I know there are several openly gay men in our ranks - I'd really like to hear their opinion on this.

Perhaps I am wrong, but I would imagine that the risk of AIDS decreases with the number of partners one has, and I suspect this is true of all STDs across the entire spectrum of sexuality. I think it's perhaps unrealistic to teach abstinence only, but I also think it's repulsive to insist that unrestrained promiscuity isn't damaging, both emotionally and physically.

MelissaWV
12-12-2009, 12:11 PM
Not every form of sexual gratification or fetish needs to be taught in schools. Good Lord. The fact it exists certainly isn't grounds for putting it into the curriculum, or else we'd be teaching kids how to calm an animal so they can... you get the idea.

I will say, though, that there was no quicker way to "stop" a lot of people in my high school from engaging in anal sex than the phrase "rectal tearing" which was employed during a warning of what might happen if someone wanted backdoor action.

YumYum
12-12-2009, 12:15 PM
The ear. I have a thing for ears. I was trying find a video where it shows how you can get two fingers in an ear.

MelissaWV
12-12-2009, 12:17 PM
I'm torn on this.

Also, I don't know if you were trying to be funny, but.... :p

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12-12-2009, 12:25 PM
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If you think it's only Los Angeles with PAGES AND PAGES OF THIS SHIT, DAILY, you would be mistaken.

Meatwasp
12-12-2009, 12:29 PM
It's beyond me why this was even posted here? Shouldn't it be in a gay forum?

cheapseats
12-12-2009, 12:31 PM
It's beyond me why this was even posted here? Shouldn't it be in a gay forum?

Because Ken Jennings, of GLSEN and Fist-gate notoriety, is Obama’s Safe Schools Czar.

MelissaWV
12-12-2009, 12:55 PM
It's beyond me why this was even posted here? Shouldn't it be in a gay forum?

Not like I should be encouraging this... but... fisting isn't something only gay people do.

Matthew Zak
12-12-2009, 01:09 PM
Not like I should be encouraging this... but... fisting isn't something only gay people do.

This fiasco is so absurd it's barely believable. I don't think most people will even believe it. Seriously.

BenIsForRon
12-12-2009, 01:29 PM
What's the moral of the story? Is Obama going to turn all our children into sexual deviants? I'm more worried about the runaway inflation and endless wars to be honest.

tangent4ronpaul
12-12-2009, 02:06 PM
Besides promoting perversion and promiscuity, I noticed 2 other things... Despite the organizations name: GLSED with the S representing STRAIGHT, looking over their reading list:
http://www.glsen.org/cgi-bin/iowa/all/booklink/7-12.html
and scanning the exerts from the report the "readers digest version" page linked to:
http://gatewaypundit.firstthings.com/2009/12/breaking-obamas-safe-schools-czar-is-promoting-porn-in-the-classroom-kevin-jennings-and-the-glsen-reading-list/

I have not found a single item that talks about straight sex (yet! - second link is reallly, really long...), but as this is being promoted as "sex ed" and "tolerance" - things all students should read and even be assigned - the intent is obvious... to promote homosexuality as a lifestyle. To convert straight kids to become gay, or at least bi.

They also push Marxism, with page turning titles like: "classism" and "revolutionary voices" here's an excerpt from the latter:


The term diversity has become more than trite these days. Slap a rainbow flag on your car and you’re well on the way to “diverse” liberalism. A true commitment to diversity, however, requires a closer look at the privileges and oppressions simultaneously affecting each of us and a recognition of both public and private means of resistance. In many ways I have privilege: I am white, middle-class, and attending college. These factors grant me certain societally bestowed benefits. In other ways, I am systemically oppressed: as a woman, as a youth, as a person with cerebral palsy, as a bisexual *****. With these attributes, I fail to meet the optimal requirements for functioning in this white-supremacist, capitalist heteropatriarchy.

If you are not part of the system in the optimal way (i.e., as a straight, white, middle-class or upwardly mobile, Christian male), you pose a threat to that dominant system.

-t

easycougar
12-12-2009, 02:11 PM
What's the moral of the story? Is Obama going to turn all our children into sexual deviants? I'm more worried about the runaway inflation and endless wars to be honest.

I'm guessing that you're not a parent (which is fine). I care about my child's safety more than anything.

tangent4ronpaul
12-12-2009, 02:15 PM
I'm guessing that you're not a parent (which is fine). I care about my child's safety more than anything.

Two words: HOME SCHOOL!

-t

squarepusher
12-12-2009, 02:15 PM
I'm guessing that you're not a parent (which is fine). I care about my child's safety more than anything.

It just seems, as if the "Safe School" Czar, couldn't be anymore the opposite of its title if you were to try. I think a Megan's law candidate would likely be less ironic.

tangent4ronpaul
12-12-2009, 02:22 PM
It just seems, as if the "Safe School" Czar, couldn't be anymore the opposite of its title if you were to try. I think a Megan's law candidate would likely be less ironic.

Kind of line the "patriot act" (sic)

Doublethinkgood, brother, doublethingkgood!

-t

revolutionary8
12-12-2009, 10:22 PM
http://biggovernment.com/2009/12/08/fistgate-ii-high-school-students-given-fisting-kits-at-kevin-jennings-2001-glsen-conference/

Fistgate II: High School Students Given ‘Fisting Kits’ At Kevin Jennings’ 2001 GLSEN Conference


In March 2000 the Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Network (GLSEN) organization of Massachusetts held its 10 Year Anniversary GLSEN/Boston conference at Tufts University. This conference was fully supported by the Massachusetts Department of Education, the Safe Schools Program, the Governor’s Commission on Gay and Lesbian Youth, and some of the presenters even received federal money. During the 2000 conference, workshop leaders led a “youth only, ages 14-21″ session that offered lessons in “fisting” a dangerous sexual practice. During another workshop an activist asked 14 year-old students, “Spit or swallow?… Is it rude?” The unbelievable audio clip is posted here. Barack Obama’s “Safe Schools Czar” Kevin Jennings is the founder of GLSEN. He was paid $273,573.96 as its executive director in 2007. Jennings was the keynote speaker at the 2000 GLSEN conference.

http://biggovernment.com/files/2009/12/fistgate.jpg

wow.
You seriously couldn't make this shit up.

revolutionary8
12-12-2009, 10:28 PM
7. FistGate VI: 'No Dookie on Your Noodle'

Fistgate VI: Obama’s Safe Schools Czar’s Teen Conference Literature Pushed Anal S*x in Parks With Strangers

(Warning on Content)


In March 2000 the Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Network (GLSEN) organization of Massachusetts held its 10 Year Anniversary GLSEN/Boston conference at Tufts University. This conference was fully supported by the Massachusetts Department of Education, the Safe Schools Program, the Governor’s Commission on Gay and Lesbian Youth, and some of the presenters even received federal money. During the 2000 conference, workshop leaders led a “youth only, ages 14-21″ session that offered lessons in “fisting” a dangerous sexual practice. During the same workshop an activist asked 14 year-old students, “Spit or swallow?… Is it rude?” The unbelievable audio clip is posted here. Barack Obama’s “Safe Schools Czar” Kevin Jennings is the founder of GLSEN. He was paid $273,573.96 as its executive director in 2007. Jennings was the keynote speaker at the 2000 GLSEN conference.

Unfortunately for GLSEN, undercover journalists with Mass Resistance recorded these outrageous sessions at Tufts University. The audio was later leaked to a local radio station. This created such an uproar that GLSEN leaders were forced to apologize for their disgusting behavior.

Despite the controversy, Barack Obama’s Safe Schools Czar Kevin Jennings and his GLSEN organization did nothing to clean up their act. In fact in 2001 activists handed out “fisting kits” to the children and teachers who attended the GLSEN conference.

But that’s not all. The children who attended Kevin Jennnings’ GLSEN 2005 Conference also left with their own “Little Black Book – ***** in the 21st Century”.
Here’s one page from that Black Book for teens:
http://gatewaypundit.firstthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/dookie-noodle-300x184.jpg

http://biggovernment.com/2009/12/11/fistgate-vi-obamas-safe-schools-czars-teen-conference-literature-pushed-anal-sx-in-parks-with-strangers/

Reason
12-12-2009, 10:46 PM
/don't believe it.

LibForestPaul
12-12-2009, 10:48 PM
If schools were private, would it matter who the current nut-job czar was? Stay on message. Government is THE problem. Everyone that is under the boot of government losses, regardless of its color.

revolutionary8
12-12-2009, 11:05 PM
/don't believe it.

Why don't you just stick yer fingers in yer ears and sing "LA LA LA LA" next time? :D



If schools were private, would it matter who the current nut-job czar was? Stay on message. Government is THE problem. Everyone that is under the boot of government losses, regardless of its color.

I agree LibForest, but what I don't understand ix how the CZAR of SAFE SCHOOLS has somehow gotten away with this. My only guess is that the "Pulbic" doesn't know. He should run, IMHO. I don't have kids, but those who do, they might be a tad bit angry...

Kludge
12-13-2009, 04:28 AM
These organizations want to fist your children:

"American Federation of Teachers
Anonymous
Arcadia
Arcus Foundation
Calamus Foundation
Cisco Systems, Inc.
Citi Foundation
DaimlerChrysler Corporation
David Bohnett Foundation
Eastman/Kodak Company
Ernst & Young
Evelyn and Walter Haas, Jr. Fund
Ford Foundation
David Geffen Foundation
Gill Foundation
George Gund Foundation
Heckscher Foundation for Children
Human Civil Rights Organizations of America: A CFC
IBM Corporation
International Association of Gay and Lesbian Country Western Dance Clubs
Johnson Family Foundation
KPMG LLP
Metropolitan Tennis Group, Inc.
Morningstar Foundation
National Education Association
New York Community Trust
The Overbrook Foundation
PepsiCo
Peter and Carmen Lucia Buck Foundation
Ted Snowdon Foundation
The Streisand Foundation
Time Warner
W. Clement and Jessie V. Stone Foundation
Working Assets/CREDO"


"These corporations make an annual commitment to GLSEN of $75,000 or more and, in addition to our gratitude, receive recognition as National Sponsors in our publications and website. Current National Sponsors are Cisco, Citi, Goldman Sachs, IBM, KPMG, National Education Association and PepsiCo."

http://www.glsen.org/cgi-bin/iowa/all/donate/sponsors/index.html

jmdrake
12-13-2009, 06:08 AM
Wow! Good find! And there's double meaning in there for sure.


These organizations want to fist your chilren:

"American Federation of Teachers
Anonymous
Arcadia
Arcus Foundation
Calamus Foundation
Cisco Systems, Inc.
Citi Foundation
DaimlerChrysler Corporation
David Bohnett Foundation
Eastman/Kodak Company
Ernst & Young
Evelyn and Walter Haas, Jr. Fund
Ford Foundation
David Geffen Foundation
Gill Foundation
George Gund Foundation
Heckscher Foundation for Children
Human Civil Rights Organizations of America: A CFC
IBM Corporation
International Association of Gay and Lesbian Country Western Dance Clubs
Johnson Family Foundation
KPMG LLP
Metropolitan Tennis Group, Inc.
Morningstar Foundation
National Education Association
New York Community Trust
The Overbrook Foundation
PepsiCo
Peter and Carmen Lucia Buck Foundation
Ted Snowdon Foundation
The Streisand Foundation
Time Warner
W. Clement and Jessie V. Stone Foundation
Working Assets/CREDO"


"These corporations make an annual commitment to GLSEN of $75,000 or more and, in addition to our gratitude, receive recognition as National Sponsors in our publications and website. Current National Sponsors are Cisco, Citi, Goldman Sachs, IBM, KPMG, National Education Association and PepsiCo."

http://www.glsen.org/cgi-bin/iowa/all/donate/sponsors/index.html

jmdrake
12-13-2009, 06:10 AM
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/m4w/1506946234.html.
If you think it's only Los Angeles with PAGES AND PAGES OF THIS SHIT, DAILY, you would be mistaken.

I'm not sure what your point is. That deviants will post all sorts of crap on a free and largely unregulated online classified ad site? This isn't being knowingly targeted at school children. And the owner of Craigslist isn't being given a government position. (No pun intended).

troyd1
12-13-2009, 06:23 AM
I think the true question is why is there a fisting/I mean safe school czar? Why is there even a deprtment of education. Education has nothing to do with interstate commerce and the feds should not have their nose in it. It is a function of each state to regulate as they see fit.

idiom
12-13-2009, 06:32 AM
I just figured, Fistgate. Hell of a title for a scandal.

tangent4ronpaul
12-13-2009, 06:32 AM
I think the true question is why is there a fisting/I mean safe school czar? Why is there even a deprtment of education. Education has nothing to do with interstate commerce and the feds should not have their nose in it. It is a function of each state to regulate as they see fit.

Agree to a point. ERIC is GREAT!, beyond that, we are better off without the department of education. But lets keep ERIC. Transfer it to the LOC or something.

-t

squarepusher
12-13-2009, 07:02 AM
These organizations want to fist your children:

"American Federation of Teachers
Anonymous
Arcadia
Arcus Foundation
Calamus Foundation
Cisco Systems, Inc.
Citi Foundation
DaimlerChrysler Corporation
David Bohnett Foundation
Eastman/Kodak Company
Ernst & Young
Evelyn and Walter Haas, Jr. Fund
Ford Foundation
David Geffen Foundation
Gill Foundation
George Gund Foundation
Heckscher Foundation for Children
Human Civil Rights Organizations of America: A CFC
IBM Corporation
International Association of Gay and Lesbian Country Western Dance Clubs
Johnson Family Foundation
KPMG LLP
Metropolitan Tennis Group, Inc.
Morningstar Foundation
National Education Association
New York Community Trust
The Overbrook Foundation
PepsiCo
Peter and Carmen Lucia Buck Foundation
Ted Snowdon Foundation
The Streisand Foundation
Time Warner
W. Clement and Jessie V. Stone Foundation
Working Assets/CREDO"


"These corporations make an annual commitment to GLSEN of $75,000 or more and, in addition to our gratitude, receive recognition as National Sponsors in our publications and website. Current National Sponsors are Cisco, Citi, Goldman Sachs, IBM, KPMG, National Education Association and PepsiCo."

http://www.glsen.org/cgi-bin/iowa/all/donate/sponsors/index.html

not sure if we should be flattered or angry?

GunnyFreedom
12-13-2009, 07:03 AM
Agree to a point. ERIC is GREAT!, beyond that, we are better off without the department of education. But lets keep ERIC. Transfer it to the LOC or something.

-t

Amendment 29: Congress shall have the power to enact a central repository of human knowledge and informational resources for various purposes, accessible by all Americans, and free of political bias.

(28 is to counter the 14th)

This should grant actual authority to maintain the LOC, plus the authority to incorporate something like ERIC within it's substructure. Just off the top of my head, mind you. I'm sure it can be improved upon.