Top 10 reasons FAUX NEWS isn't reporting q3

[Sematary]

10. Sean Hannity had a heart attack
9. The playoffs start tonight
9. There was an Elvis sighting
8. Did they say Ru Paul?
7. Where did that teleprompter go?
6. The webmaster is on lunch break - till somebody else announces
5. Could somebody verify? I thought it was 50 dollars
4. They spammed donations? Check this out PRONTO!!
3. It's not real - just three people who donated under 120,000 different names
2. Mom, is that you?
1. Ron who?

[Wilkero]

Faux is headlining on The Big Story that PETA asked Vick to be their spokesman.. Seriously. "If it's big, we report it...if it's infotainment that fits within our owners' political beliefs."

[CodeMonkey]

11. So Dr. Paul, are you suggesting, then, that we take our orders from the American people?

[Cindy]

I think the only way it will get coverage on Fox is if "caller ins" sneak the news in when they are taking calls.

[jumpyg1258]

12. Britney Spears trying to get her kids back
13. Guy lives in a mall
14. Even though Princess Di died a long time ago and you know everything there is to know about it, were going to cover it more
15. OMG Theres A Scam Out There Coming From NIGERIA!!! This was breaking news about 8 years ago but we are going to report it NOW!!!
16. Limbaugh wasnt talking about troops... Honestly!!! Well ok he was, but you are taking his quotes out of context, this is what he really meant.