dude58677
11-26-2009, 02:07 PM
Liberals-
Costello: So you agree that the US shouldn't be in 140 countries around the world?
Abbot: Why sure.
Costello: You also think that the US having troops in 140 countries is the result of a standing army being a danger to liberty as the founding fathers claimed?
Abbot: Why sure.
Costello: So why not abolish our standing army and rely on our armed populace?
Abbot: Our armed populace isn't trained to defend the homeland and besides, only the military should have guns.
Costello: You said that our standing army was a danger to liberty?
Conservatives-
Costello: You agree that the second amendment is an individual right to bear arms?
Abbot: Why sure.
Costello: You also agree that it eliminates the need for a standing army which is a danger to liberty?
Abbot: Why sure.
Costello: So why do we have troops in 140 countires around the world?
Abbot: They are defending our freedoms. If you don't like it, you can leave.
Costello: Being in 140 countires isn't defending our freedoms.
Abbot: You sound like a left wing loon?
Costello: How can I be a leftist when I support the individual right to bear arms?
Abbot: Well it is good you support the second amendment. Otherwise you wouldn't sound like a left wing loon.
Costello: (spikes cane into ground in frustration)
Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving!
Costello: So you agree that the US shouldn't be in 140 countries around the world?
Abbot: Why sure.
Costello: You also think that the US having troops in 140 countries is the result of a standing army being a danger to liberty as the founding fathers claimed?
Abbot: Why sure.
Costello: So why not abolish our standing army and rely on our armed populace?
Abbot: Our armed populace isn't trained to defend the homeland and besides, only the military should have guns.
Costello: You said that our standing army was a danger to liberty?
Conservatives-
Costello: You agree that the second amendment is an individual right to bear arms?
Abbot: Why sure.
Costello: You also agree that it eliminates the need for a standing army which is a danger to liberty?
Abbot: Why sure.
Costello: So why do we have troops in 140 countires around the world?
Abbot: They are defending our freedoms. If you don't like it, you can leave.
Costello: Being in 140 countires isn't defending our freedoms.
Abbot: You sound like a left wing loon?
Costello: How can I be a leftist when I support the individual right to bear arms?
Abbot: Well it is good you support the second amendment. Otherwise you wouldn't sound like a left wing loon.
Costello: (spikes cane into ground in frustration)
Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving!