An opportunity to laugh at ourselves

[james1906]

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[james1906]

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[squarepusher]

:)

[james1906]

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[Grimnir Wotansvolk]

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[Kludge]

The Libertarian Party originated through the friendship of three unique wastes of sperm: Angry Gun Survivalist, Conglomo the Corporate Teddy Bear, and Throat-Crushing Stockbroker (aka TCS).

Once upon a time, Gun Survivalist, Conglomo, and the Stockbroker were all sitting in the forest in the Cranberry River, making mud pies and having sex together as a group. Suddenly, the TCS had a marvelous idea.

"Hey gang, why are we being jackass democrats and sharing mud pies? Why don't we turn this river into a stock investment?" he asked innocently.

"He's right," Angry Gun Survivalist replied. "Sharing this river and the mud pies symbolizes that we've been manipulated by the Jew-Run Media. We're being brainwashed by invisible cancer rays inside these cranberries. The government doesn't want us to know about this."

"Fuck that," Conglomo replied. "The problem with this river is that it isn't made out of cheap plaster and concrete."

The three friends continued to argue, occasionally shooting at or maiming one another until submission. When they awoke the next morning with crack-induced hangovers, a party platform awaited them, written on a chewed out section of tree bark. The three friends read it over, shook hands, and introduced it to their drug dealers and tax-evading cronies as The Libertarian Party platform.

After a year or two, the Cranberry River was turned into an economic opportunity (Starbucks), and people from all over the forest/desert began to enjoy the benefits of deforestation and under-minimum wage salaries.

[Dieseler]

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This most especially. ^^^^^ Lmao.



The Libertarian Party originated through the friendship of three unique wastes of sperm: Angry Gun Survivalist, Conglomo the Corporate Teddy Bear, and Throat-Crushing Stockbroker (aka TCS).

Once upon a time, Gun Survivalist, Conglomo, and the Stockbroker were all sitting in the forest in the Cranberry River, making mud pies and having sex together as a group. Suddenly, the TCS had a marvelous idea.

"Hey gang, why are we being jackass democrats and sharing mud pies? Why don't we turn this river into a stock investment?" he asked innocently.

"He's right," Angry Gun Survivalist replied. "Sharing this river and the mud pies symbolizes that we've been manipulated by the Jew-Run Media. We're being brainwashed by invisible cancer rays inside these cranberries. The government doesn't want us to know about this."

"Fuck that," Conglomo replied. "The problem with this river is that it isn't made out of cheap plaster and concrete."

The three friends continued to argue, occasionally shooting at or maiming one another until submission. When they awoke the next morning with crack-induced hangovers, a party platform awaited them, written on a chewed out section of tree bark. The three friends read it over, shook hands, and introduced it to their drug dealers and tax-evading cronies as The Libertarian Party platform.

After a year or two, the Cranberry River was turned into an economic opportunity (Starbucks), and people from all over the forest/desert began to enjoy the benefits of deforestation and under-minimum wage salaries.


Well, Until I read this shit anyway, lol. ^^^^^^^^

[Chester Copperpot]

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hahah thats funny

[Chester Copperpot]

That Ron Paul chopping ice with an Axe has got to be the funniest thing Ive seen in awhile..

Ive posted this on like 4 other boards... People respond well to this sort of thing... They all know Im an RP guy so sometimes a little levity like this makes people interested... Ill let you know.

On some democratic boards I titled it as "Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank finally made Ron Paul snap."

haha

[Dieseler]

That Ron Paul chopping ice with an Axe has got to be the funniest thing Ive seen in awhile..

Ive posted this on like 4 other boards... People respond well to this sort of thing... They all know Im an RP guy so sometimes a little levity like this makes people interested... Ill let you know.

On some democratic boards I titled it as "Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank finally made Ron Paul snap."

haha

Would make a great 2012 handout lmao.

[Pauls' Revere]

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This would destroy the arguement that he's to old to be prez. Dang, anyone who can stand in a frozen lake and chop ice at any age has my vote. Think of the pair you need to do that!

Thanks for the thread good laughs. :)