This just in; the Government will protect you...

[awake]

.. from rain. Every man woman and child will be prioritized into at risk groups and umbrellas will be manufactured for everyone who wants one free of charge. Government experts and scientists say the best way to stay dry is an umbrella and not to place yourself at risk of getting wet without one. Officials also say that getting wet can cause a you to slip and fall, so protect your self and your family; get an umbrella.

[Dr.3D]

Will an umbrella protect me from the government?

[coyote_sprit]

Most people already have an umbrella in their home, they just don't know where they left it.

[awake]

Umbrellas are mandatory..If you do not get one, you will be fined and imprisoned. Err... rather only government approved umbrellas will be allowed.

[Freedom 4 all]

This is snark right? These days it's getting hard to tell...

[awake]

Yes...

[awake]

When you are constantly being shat on, try to find whatever humor you can in it.