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Chester Copperpot
11-01-2009, 12:38 AM
Okay in the Mel Watts sign thread we started on this character George Hutchins...

His Website is www.georgehutchins.com

ANyway all sorts of over the top neocon stuff, with a weird mix of foreign pictures and brightly colored text...

Anyway, here this guy despises gays but hes investigating old roman public bath houses..

Supposedly he is searching the world for "answers" since 1979 as the bottom of this picture says.

http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchi60.jpg
"Since the year 1979, I have been TRAVELING the World and America for Answers."

"We MUST understand our PAST, before we AMERICANS, can move FORWARD."

Chester Copperpot
11-01-2009, 12:43 AM
Damn this site just keeps getting better and better..

The answer to our economic problems.. Prison labor!!!!

http://www.georgehutchins.com/index.38.jpg



Now we just need more criminals.. More criminals = more free labor = prosperity.

Chester Copperpot
11-01-2009, 12:43 AM
Im blind from this picture.. "War against Crime." well thats a new one.


http://www.georgehutchins.com/index.33.jpg

Austrian Econ Disciple
11-01-2009, 12:47 AM
Oh lordy. Epic lulz. This has to be a complete fabrication because all of the stereotypical neo-con views are paraded about. Is this guy more neo-con than Mr. Neo himself, Irving Kristol? Well folks, we'll break an all important Op-Ed next hour! Stay tuned.

Chester Copperpot
11-01-2009, 12:50 AM
This cant be real..... Look who puts Aunt Esther from Sanford & Son on a political picture??

http://www.georgehutchins.com/index.34.jpg

Hes got the supremes as well.

he even has Teddy Roosevelt, Ronald Reagan, and Jesse Helms all look like theyre endorsing him.. This guy must be able to speak to the dead.

Its a miracle.

Chester Copperpot
11-01-2009, 12:51 AM
Damn this site just keeps getting better and better..

The answer to our economic problems.. Prison labor!!!!

http://www.georgehutchins.com/index.38.jpg



Now we just need more criminals.. More criminals = more free labor = prosperity.

holy shit.. look at the picture.. He's got a black guy picking watermelons..

Austrian Econ Disciple
11-01-2009, 12:53 AM
Contributing Editor,

Breaking News! It has been revealed by insider sources associated with the campaign for Mr. George Hutchins that George Hutchins is a creation by the FBI. The FBI has yet to issue a statement, but let me summarize what this Op-Ed blow-hard thinks will be the outcome:

The FBI will disavow any knowledge about George Hutchins and will secretly run to the local NC crypt where Mr. George Hutchins is housed and chisel out a new name on his grave.

Urgent News - CIA Statement on Mr. George Hutchins.

FBI Spokesperson J. Edgar Hoover as arisen from his grave to give this rousing statement. Mr. Hoover alleges that the FBI is in fact not involved with any domestic sabatoge. He assures us that the candidate a Mr. George Hutchins is in fact a real breathing person. Quote 'Mr. Hutchins is a real person in North Carolina. The FBI has no affiliation whatsoever with his campaign or any other political involvement.'

This has been the latest sheeple news, brought to you by this blow-hard from the WaPo.

Yours in Satire,

WaPo blow-hard.

Epic
11-01-2009, 01:13 AM
http://www.georgehutchins.com/index.37.jpg

Oh shit. I just laughed for like 5 minutes.

The toilet is the sink, the tv is for religious services, and the window is a 4 inch slit. All prisoners are kept separate...

kathy88
11-01-2009, 06:48 AM
I guess we can assume this guy's no threat to Watt, eh?

Chester Copperpot
11-01-2009, 12:48 PM
bump for george

Chester Copperpot
11-01-2009, 12:51 PM
Okay now Ive seen everything.... MOSES endorses George too?

I definitely got to join his msg board now.. He supports a complete separation of Church & State... But I bet he doesnt know what the fuck he is talking about.. DO I bother even conversing?? This guy looks like a lost cause.

http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchi21.jpg

Chester Copperpot
11-01-2009, 12:54 PM
i still dont get it

http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchi38.jpg

http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchi37.jpg

LittleLightShining
11-01-2009, 12:56 PM
Oh lordy. Epic lulz. This has to be a complete fabrication because all of the stereotypical neo-con views are paraded about. Is this guy more neo-con than Mr. Neo himself, Irving Kristol? Well folks, we'll break an all important Op-Ed next hour! Stay tuned.I am dying over here. This can not be real. It can't be.

Epic, the toilet is pretty cool, though. The top part is where the clean water comes in. You use that for drinking/washing water. Then it goes to a tank to flush with.

Epic
11-01-2009, 02:31 PM
I am dying over here. This can not be real. It can't be.

Epic, the toilet is pretty cool, though. The top part is where the clean water comes in. You use that for drinking/washing water. Then it goes to a tank to flush with.

With George Hutchins, the republican party can be the party of original ideas!