Leviticus 18:22 is flaming hot. (According to Google)

[Kludge]

I was browsing through The Google and wandered into their Trends section when a bible verse caught my eye...

[/URL][URL]http://www.google.com/trends/hottrends?q=leviticus+18+22&date=2009-8-16&sa=X (http://www.google.com/trends/hottrends?q=leviticus+18+22&date=2009-8-16&sa=X)

Hotness: On Fire

Related searches:
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http://www.google.com/trends/viz?hl=&q=leviticus+18+22&date=2009-8-16&graph=hot_img&sa=X

[Dr.3D]

Lev 18:22 You shall not lie with mankind as with womankind. It is abomination to God.

[Kludge]

Also while browsing, I was lead to a story on dissolving bikinis...

http://www.examiner.com/x-6722-Miami-City-Buzz-Examiner~y2009m8d16-Warning-dissolving-bathing-suit-alert (http://www.examiner.com/x-6722-Miami-City-Buzz-Examiner%7Ey2009m8d16-Warning-dissolving-bathing-suit-alert)



Some more subtle humor from The Google...

Gratification:
http://www.google.com/trends/hottrends?q=gratification&date=2009-8-14&sa=X
Hotness: Volcanic

Related searches:
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Colossal Squid:
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Hotness: Spicy

Related searches:
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Rosa Parks:
http://www.google.com/trends/hottrends?q=rosa+parks&date=2009-8-11&sa=X
Hotness: Volcanic

Related searches:
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[revolutionisnow]

Wonder if those people read any of the rest of Leviticus? Like say these lines that go into detail about sacrificing young animals?

Lev 22
26 The LORD said to Moses, 27 "When a calf, a lamb or a goat is born, it is to remain with its mother for seven days. From the eighth day on, it will be acceptable as an offering made to the LORD by fire. 28 Do not slaughter a cow or a sheep and its young on the same day.

Or maybe the eye for an eye justice system?

Lev 24
17 " 'If anyone takes the life of a human being, he must be put to death. 18 Anyone who takes the life of someone's animal must make restitution—life for life. 19 If anyone injures his neighbor, whatever he has done must be done to him: 20 fracture for fracture, eye for eye, tooth for tooth. As he has injured the other, so he is to be injured. 21 Whoever kills an animal must make restitution, but whoever kills a man must be put to death. 22 You are to have the same law for the alien and the native-born. I am the LORD your God.' "


Or these great lines
Leviticus 26
27 " 'If in spite of this you still do not listen to me but continue to be hostile toward me, 28 then in my anger I will be hostile toward you, and I myself will punish you for your sins seven times over. 29 You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters. 30 I will destroy your high places, cut down your incense altars and pile your dead bodies on the lifeless forms of your idols, and I will abhor you. 31 I will turn your cities into ruins and lay waste your sanctuaries, and I will take no delight in the pleasing aroma of your offerings.

[ItsTime]

or that you can sell your daughter into slavery. I love Lev its my favorite book of the bible. It is pure comic genius.

[bubbleboy]

they have eyes but could not see, nor with their hears to hear what the Lord is saying.

[zach]

Leviticus 18:22 is for Flamers.

[Standing Like A Rock]

Well a sin is a sin. However much you try to think that it is not, it still is.

[Dr.3D]

Leviticus 18:22 is for Flamers.
Might be a different kind of flames than expected too.

[Kludge]

hot mormon muffins
http://www.google.com/trends/hottrends?q=hot+mormon+muffins&date=2009-10-26&sa=X
Hotness: On Fire
Location:
10% - Salt Lake City, UT

meghan mccain’s chest
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Hotness: On Fire
Related searches:
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[Sandman33]

Wonder if those people read any of the rest of Leviticus? Like say these lines that go into detail about sacrificing young animals?

Lev 22
26 The LORD said to Moses, 27 "When a calf, a lamb or a goat is born, it is to remain with its mother for seven days. From the eighth day on, it will be acceptable as an offering made to the LORD by fire. 28 Do not slaughter a cow or a sheep and its young on the same day.

Or maybe the eye for an eye justice system?

Lev 24
17 " 'If anyone takes the life of a human being, he must be put to death. 18 Anyone who takes the life of someone's animal must make restitution—life for life. 19 If anyone injures his neighbor, whatever he has done must be done to him: 20 fracture for fracture, eye for eye, tooth for tooth. As he has injured the other, so he is to be injured. 21 Whoever kills an animal must make restitution, but whoever kills a man must be put to death. 22 You are to have the same law for the alien and the native-born. I am the LORD your God.' "


Or these great lines
Leviticus 26
27 " 'If in spite of this you still do not listen to me but continue to be hostile toward me, 28 then in my anger I will be hostile toward you, and I myself will punish you for your sins seven times over. 29 You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters. 30 I will destroy your high places, cut down your incense altars and pile your dead bodies on the lifeless forms of your idols, and I will abhor you. 31 I will turn your cities into ruins and lay waste your sanctuaries, and I will take no delight in the pleasing aroma of your offerings.


Fucking awesome. I love God.

[sevin]

Well a sin is a sin. However much you try to think that it is not, it still is.

Yeah, thank God some anonymous person from thousands of years ago was instructed by the magical creator to write the rules down on a piece of parchment for us.

[Sandman33]

Yeah, thank God some anonymous person from thousands of years ago was instructed by the magical creator to write the rules down on a piece of parchment for us.

You mean the anyonymous guy named Moses....and written down by carving with fire into solid rock?

[sevin]

You mean the anyonymous guy named Moses....and written down by carving with fire into solid rock?

You mean Moses and the ten commandments? The story found written on an ancient piece of paper, the author of which could be anyone?

[Sandman33]

You mean Moses and the ten commandments? The story found written on an ancient piece of paper, the author of which could be anyone?

The tablets stored in the Arc weren't paper.

[paulpwns]

/popcorn