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He Who Pawns
08-12-2009, 08:37 PM
Lol, I don't even know if there are any millitias at the beach where I live in So Cal, but after all this talk about how evil militias are and how they are terrorists, and after seeing how quickly this nation is being brought to the edge of disaster, I'm thinking about looking into this militia thing.

I'm very good with a rifle and tactics, thanks to my combat experience in the US Army.

What exactly do militias do? Go out and shoot guns? Talk crap about Washington?
Feelgood
08-12-2009, 08:39 PM
Got a link on FR now about this. They are blaming the rise on a poor economy and a liberal black president. :D

http://blog.puppetgov.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/27031_NpAdvHover.jpg
ItsTime
08-12-2009, 08:41 PM
I hate guns and I dont own one. Can I still join?


(I hate guns because I dont want the responsibility of owning one)
FSP-Rebel
08-12-2009, 08:43 PM
I know some people up here in the NH militia.
amy31416
08-12-2009, 08:43 PM
I want to join a girl militia. We'll talk crap about Michelle Obama's wardrobe, dis Laura Bush and shoot at empty tubes of lipstick on a fencepost.

Who's with me?
ItsTime
08-12-2009, 08:49 PM
I know some people up here in the NH militia.

Private message me please?
RedLightning
08-12-2009, 08:51 PM
I don't want to join a "militia", but I wish I had some freedom loving gun owners to go shooting with.
micahnelson
08-12-2009, 08:54 PM
I want to join a girl militia. We'll talk crap about Michelle Obama's wardrobe, dis Laura Bush and shoot at empty tubes of lipstick on a fencepost.

Who's with me?

This could be the turning point of our movement
Kotin
08-12-2009, 08:54 PM
I want to join a girl militia. We'll talk crap about Michelle Obama's wardrobe, dis Laura Bush and shoot at empty tubes of lipstick on a fencepost.

Who's with me?

I am.. even though... I am not...er.. a womans.
ItsTime
08-12-2009, 08:55 PM
I don't want to join a "militia", but I wish I had some freedom loving gun owners to go shooting with.

Do they do apple seed shootings near you? I am sure you could hook up with people there.
amy31416
08-12-2009, 08:58 PM
I am.. even though... I am not...er.. a womans.

Eh. You're our "token" Jew, close enough.

(And no, I don't know what that means.)
amy31416
08-12-2009, 08:59 PM
This could be the turning point of our movement

I'm a revolutionary, goddamnit!
Danke
08-12-2009, 09:07 PM
I want to join a girl militia. We'll talk crap about Michelle Obama's wardrobe, dis Laura Bush and shoot at empty tubes of lipstick on a fencepost.

Who's with me?

I'll be the chaperone.
amy31416
08-12-2009, 09:08 PM
I'll be the chaperone.

You do realize that we'll all be armed, don't you? :p
Nirvikalpa
08-12-2009, 09:09 PM
I want to join a girl militia. We'll talk crap about Michelle Obama's wardrobe, dis Laura Bush and shoot at empty tubes of lipstick on a fencepost.

Who's with me?

That sounds awesome. What shall we do when we experience PMS (all that hatred and nothing good to shoot at)?

Edit: Oh, it looks like Danke already volunteered :D
amy31416
08-12-2009, 09:12 PM
That sounds awesome. What shall we do when we experience PMS (all that hatred and nothing good to shoot at)?

Edit: Oh, it looks like Danke already volunteered :D

*evil giggle!*
Danke
08-12-2009, 09:14 PM
You do realize that we'll all be armed, don't you? :p

My charm will easily disarm y'all.
amy31416
08-12-2009, 09:16 PM
My charm will easily disarm y'all.

I have your stapler, and I know how to use it.
Aratus
08-13-2009, 07:54 AM
http://blog.puppetgov.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/27031_NpAdvHover.jpg

i think PBS went into how the gun is basicallty like a small cannon with a long barrel and things like metal fragments & nails would be packed above a big 'johnny on the spot' cartridge of sorts, the gun would be aimed at a cloud of
passenger pigeons, and had the effect of 20 shotguns going off at the same time...
Elwar
08-13-2009, 08:46 AM
A militia of one.
Anti Federalist
08-13-2009, 09:31 AM
Most everyone here is in the militia already:

TITLE 10 > Subtitle A > PART I > CHAPTER 13 > § 311Prev | Next § 311. Militia: composition and classes

(a) The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard.

(b) The classes of the militia are—

(1) the organized militia, which consists of the National Guard and the Naval Militia; and

(2) the unorganized militia, which consists of the members of the militia who are not members of the National Guard or the Naval Militia.
dr. hfn
08-13-2009, 03:05 PM
ur not in one already? WTF.
Athan
08-13-2009, 04:28 PM
I want to join a girl militia. We'll talk crap about Michelle Obama's wardrobe, dis Laura Bush and shoot at empty tubes of lipstick on a fencepost.

Who's with me?

You can raise money for you group by cleaning guns. *purr*
amy31416
08-13-2009, 09:03 PM
You can raise money for you group by cleaning guns. *purr*

Now, now kitten. You might not want to try to schmooze a pro-2nd woman with pseudo-sexist remarks.

*rawr*
haaaylee
08-14-2009, 01:49 AM
monday nights are free shooting for women in austin texas.

i'd be proud to join a militia.

especially a woman one .... : )