Uncle Emanuel Watkins
07-31-2009, 10:42 AM
That's right folks. It's that time of year when we take five minutes to celebrate our American culture! Get out the coffee tables, the peanut butter and crackers and the glass of koolaid once again. If you are an African American, an Asian American, a Hispanic American, or a Native American living on an Indian Reservation, you may not partake in this celebration. You may partake in the refreshments however!
Unfortunately, sufficient funds were not available to buy koolaid this year because of the steep recession. So B.Y.O.K. (Bring your own Koolaid).
Reports of tables being turned over by angry alternative Americans during last years celebration have been noted and sent on to Homeland Security.
Unfortunately, sufficient funds were not available to buy koolaid this year because of the steep recession. So B.Y.O.K. (Bring your own Koolaid).
Reports of tables being turned over by angry alternative Americans during last years celebration have been noted and sent on to Homeland Security.