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Kludge
07-24-2009, 02:24 AM
This video showing a "super chill monkey" doing Hollywood in style has been viewed over 1,000,000 times on Youtube.

YouTube - Super chill monkey does Hollywood (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBFhvrAOFqY)

0zzy
07-24-2009, 02:49 AM
pure awesome, I love animals, especially monkeys (or apes?) :D. just look how, CHILL HE IS! hahaha

s35wf
07-24-2009, 04:43 AM
well he's kindof cute. I needed something this morning to help with a smile. Thanks for posting.

Pepsi
07-24-2009, 04:45 AM
I remember the Chimp Channle on TBS. It was funny

Objectivist
07-24-2009, 05:19 AM
That's not a monkey, Dude.

Kludge
07-26-2009, 02:44 AM
That's not a monkey, Dude.

The plot thickens!

Source?

Yieu
07-26-2009, 04:26 AM
It's an ape.

Objectivist
07-26-2009, 04:50 AM
The plot thickens!

Source?

Here's the Public School Source....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ape
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkeys

Kludge
07-26-2009, 05:12 AM
Here's the Public School Source....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ape
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkeys

:rolleyes: Well that's certainly reputable. How long have you been employed at ABC???

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/8483/paintl.jpg

brandon
07-26-2009, 06:06 AM
You would think the MSM would start paying attention and end this blackout

newbitech
07-26-2009, 07:50 AM
Read this. Monkey's in Somalia


Primates Id code: amd070
Cercopithecidae

Cercopithecus mitis

Wolf, 1822
(Eng) Blue, sky or diademed monkey
(Fre) Cercopithèque à diadème
Taxonomic notes
According to Wilson & Reeder (1993) it includes albogularis, treated by some authors as a distinct subspecies.
IUCN threat category
Not listed as a species, but considered Data deficient (DD) as C. albogularis albotorquatus (Tana River sykes monkey) in Kenya and Somalia, as C. a. zammaranoi (Somalia sykes monkey) in Somalia, as C. m. elgonis (Elgon blue monkey) in Kenya and Uganda, and Endangered (EN: criteria B1c+2c) as C. m. kandti (Golden monkey) in Rwanda, former Zaire and Uganda.
Available information
Although the species has been studied mainly in Kenya and South Africa, some information on its ecology is available for most of its range of distribution.
East Africa: The main aspects of the species’ ecology were investigated in the Masai-Amboseli Game Reserve by Struhsaker (1967). Moreno-Black & Maples (1977) focused on habitat use and niche separation in coexisting primates, including the blue monkey, in the Diani Beach Forest (Kenya). Some information on its reproductive behaviour is found in Omar & De Vos (1971), Struhsaker (1984), and Struhsaker et al. (1988). Behavioural aspects of the species’ ecology and spacing patterns are analysed in Brown & Waser (1984), De Vos & Omar (1971), and Wasser (1993). Notes on the species’ ecology in the Virunga Crater (Rwanda) are found in Aveling (1984). Data on its presence are available for Ethiopia and Eritrea (Yalden et al., 1996), Somalia (Funaioli, 1971), Rwanda (Monfort, 1992) and former Zaire (Colyn, 1987, 1988; Lernould, 1988; Rahm & Christiaensen, 1966). The authors mentioned also give some information on the species’ ecology.
Southern Africa: Foraging strategies, diet, and reproductive behaviour were investigated in the Ngoye Forest (Natal, South Africa) by Lawes et al. (1990) and Henzi & Lawes (1987). Data on the species’ occurrence and notes on its ecology are available for part of South Africa (Bruton, 1978; Pringle, 1974) and Zambia (Ansell & Ansell, 1973). A detailed account of the species’ biology in Southern Africa is found in Mills & Hes (1997) and Skinner & Smithers (1990). General information on the species’ ecology and distribution are given by Eisenberg et al. (1979), Kingdon (1997), and Stuart & Stuart (1997). Status, threats, and conservation issues are discussed in Oates (1996) and Struhsaker (1981).
Known extent of occurrence
http://www.gisbau.uniroma1.it/amd/amd_imag/Image070.gif This monkey ranges from Ethiopia and Somalia to South Africa, south and east former Zaire and northwest Angola, being apparently limited to the west by the Zaire-Lualaba River system and to the northwest by the Itimbiri River (Colyn, 1987; Wilson & Reeder, 1993). Fig. 2.3.14.a was obtained from Kingdon (1997), and was later revised to match the river network.
Categorical-discrete (CD) distribution model
This species occurs in all types of evergreen forest, from primary to secondary, from gallery to montane (Aveling, 1984; Kingdon, 1997; Estes, 1991).
Based on these environmental preferences, the following scores were assigned (Fig. 2.3.14.b) (Tab. 2.3.14.a):

Score (*)

1
Forests.

2
Forest mosaics.

3
Savannas; semi-desert vegetation and croplands.
(*) Scores increased for vegetation types occurring inside a 1-km buffer around permanent water


suitable

moderately suitable

unsuitable

Total

km2

%

km2

%

km2

%

km2

%

708 864

22

970 835

30

1 593 074

49

3 272 773

100
Tab 2.3.14.a: Cumulative size (km2) of areas pertaining to each environmental suitability class within the Extent of Occurrence.


Number Patches (NP)

Mean Patch Size (MPS) km2

Patch Size SD (PSSD) km2

Largest Patch Index (LPI) %

Mean Shape Index (MSI)

Area-Weighted Mean Shape Index (AWMSI)

suitable

2 176

326

11 012

30.53

1.23

14.28

moderately suitable

3 036

320

3 214

8.51

1.53

13.66

Total AO

1 748

961

24 354

60.25

1.59

29.31
Tab 2.3.14.b: Area of Occupancy fragmentation indexes.
Probabilistic-continuous (PC) distribution model
The output of the probabilistic-continuous (PC) distribution model is shown in Fig. 2.3.14.c.
Validation

% of EO in sample areas

Number of valid plots

Index of Accordance (%)

2.79

59

49.15
Tab 2.3.14.c: Categorical-discrete (CD) distribution model validation parameters.
Comments and conservation issues
This super-species includes many subspecies and its overall EO covers a large portion of Africa, reflecting the fragmentation into many local populations. The score of the Index of Accordance (49.15%) suggests caution as to the quality of the available information on the species’ ecology. The overall suitability of the EO is not very high: 22% is classified as suitable and 30% as moderately suitable, and this mostly due to the association to the network of permanent water bodies. The CD model shows that the network becomes a block of continuous suitable areas only in central former Zaire. This central part of the EO accounts for most of the fragmentation indexes, particularly the LPI and AWMSI, but the high NP and small MPS are due to the overall fragmentation of the AO. Many small fragments are also threatened by their isolation from the main part of the range. Particularly vulnerable appear to be the populations in Somalia, northern Kenya and South Africa. Local populations and subspecies throughout the EO can be very endangered and poorly protected: the overall protection of the species is poor as only 7.6% of total AO is included in existing protected areas. Obviously a detailed analysis of this coverage for each EO fragment will provide better support for evaluation of the conservation status.

SUITABILITY CLASS

inside

outside

Total

suitable

0.87

20.79

21.66

moderately suitable

3.03

26.63

29.66

unsuitable

5.59

43.09

48.68

Total

9.49

90.51

100
Tab 2.3.14.d: Percent of environmental suitability classes within EO (as obtained from the categorical-discrete distribution model) inside and outside the protected areas.
References
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Aveling C. (1984). Notes on the golden monkey, Cercopithecus mitis kandti, of the Virunga volcanos, Rwanda. Afr.J. Ecol.: 22, 63-64.
Brown C.H., Waser P.M. (1984). Hearing and comunication in the blue monkeys (Cercopithecus mitis). Anim. Behav.: 32, 66-75.
Bruton M.N. (1978). Recent mammal records from eastern Tongaland in Kwazulu, with notes on Hippopotamus in lake Sibaka. Lammergeyer: 24, 19-27.
Colyn M.M. (1987). Les primates de la foret ombrophile de la Cuvette du Zaire: interprétations zoogéographique des modèles de distribution. Rev. Zool. Africaine: 101, 183-196.
Colyn M.M. (1988). Distribution of guenons in the Zaire-Lualaba-Lomani river system. In: Gautier-Hion A., Bourlière F., Gautier J., Kingdon J. (Eds). A Primate Radiation: Evolutionary Biology of the African Guenons. Cambridge University Press, New York: pp 104-124.
De Vos A., Omar A. (1971). Territories and movements of Sykes monkeys (Cercopithecus mitis kolbi Neuman) in Kenya. Folia Primatol.: 16, 196-205.
Eisenberg J.F., Muckenhirn N., Rudran R. (1979). The relations between ecology and social structure in primates. [reprinted from Science (1972), 176: 863-874]. In: Sussman R.W. (Ed.). Primate Ecology. Problem-oriented field studies. Wiley, Chichester & New York. chap. 23: 455-484.
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Warrior_of_Freedom
07-26-2009, 07:56 AM
apes monkeys orangutangs same shit

torchbearer
07-26-2009, 07:58 AM
You can't prove he's a natural born ape unless you see his birth certificate!
Until then, he's just a monkey from africa.

brandon
07-26-2009, 08:06 AM
^^^http://www.xenophod.com/racist.gif ;)

malkusm
07-26-2009, 08:17 AM
The only way we are going to keep that monkey from being chill is to prove that he is in fact an ape.

zach
07-26-2009, 09:18 AM
I don't see any credible background sources which state that this is, in fact, a monkey.

And what kind of word is "Chill?" Some pro-drug proponent? :rolleyes:

Figures coming from an anti-fast food agendist.

Kludge
07-26-2009, 09:22 AM
I don't see any credible background sources which state that this is, in fact, a monkey.

And what kind of word is "Chill?" Some pro-drug proponent? :rolleyes:

Figures coming from an anti-fast food agendist.

It isn't my duty to prove it's a monkey. It's their duty to prove it's an ape as they claim, and so far, they've only linked to a website about as credible as CNN.com.

It'd be nice if you could be civil instead of slinging mud, mud-slinger, but I guess when all you have to work with is fear, you have to get a bit emotional. :rolleyes:

torchbearer
07-26-2009, 10:25 AM
great, now here comes the christian bashing and homosexual bashing...
yes, there are both gay monkeys and gay apes.

torchbearer
07-26-2009, 10:29 AM
Monkey: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/monkey

1. Any of various long-tailed, medium-sized members of the order Primates, including the macaques, baboons, guenons, capuchins, marmosets, and tamarins and excluding the anthropoid apes and the prosimians.

:rolleyes:

Apes: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/apes

Any of various large, tailless Old World primates of the family Pongidae, including the chimpanzee, gorilla, gibbon, and orangutan.

:D:rolleyes: <IMHO>

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Reason
07-26-2009, 10:30 AM
This video showing a "super chill monkey" doing Hollywood in style has been viewed over 1,000,000 times on Youtube.

I see what you did thar. :cool:

Dreamofunity
07-26-2009, 11:41 AM
This was needed. It needs to gain even more momentum.

steve005
07-26-2009, 01:17 PM
biggest waste of three minutes in a long time for me

mediahasyou
07-26-2009, 01:53 PM
Super Chill Monkey 2012

torchbearer
07-26-2009, 07:20 PM
Super Chill Monkey 2012

you really think he'll get re-elected?

Bodhi
07-26-2009, 07:51 PM
Cute Orangutan, I'm not sure what it is doing in general politics, must be a punchline I am missing somewhere.

YouTube - Der Mann aus San Fernando (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwlPzIhDEdM)

BenIsForRon
07-26-2009, 08:17 PM
^wow. This monkey is threatening the very foundation of our republic

mediahasyou
07-26-2009, 09:31 PM
I once read a comment on a New York Times blog that mentioned Super Chill Monkey was a libertarian.

Now we actually have an electable ticket Paul/Super Chill Monkey!!!

Chieftain1776
07-26-2009, 10:44 PM
Cute Orangutan, I'm not sure what it is doing in general politics, must be a punchline I am missing somewhere.


I believe it's in reaction to this (http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?t=201029).... bump