One Year Anniversary for the Revolution March!

[Deborah K]

It was July 12, 2008. I'm doing this because it brings back a time when our grassroots movement really meant something. We pulled together without the help of any organized group of professionals and we pulled off the one of biggest grassroots events for a single Congressman ever in DC. And we did it because he asked us to. We proved what we are capable of doing all on our own. I miss that enthusiasm. I don't see it anymore.

Here are some never before seen pictures of the day. See if you are in any of them. I have 5 discs worth and haven't gotten through every picture yet. Stay tuned:

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[Deborah K]

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[Deborah K]

This isn't going well....I just tried to upload five more pics and resize them and after several minutes tinypic put up a 'can't display...' page. I'll try this again later. Puter seems to be going really slow.

[Kotin]

ah.. memories.

it was such a good trip.. I had way too much fun.


this is a picture I took of Malkusm, marching next to me:

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[Cowlesy]

What a terrific event you organized, Deb!

FREEDOM!!!

[Deborah K]

Thank you Cowlesy, but I was just one of many. Here's some more:

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[Deborah K]

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[New York For Paul]

Very nice.

[dr. hfn]

awesome event! no media coverage...

[Deborah K]

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[Deborah K]

I'm going to have to gradually add all of these pics because my puter is slow at uploading them.

[ClayTrainor]

Awesome pics, i wish i was there.

[LibertyEagle]

Great pictures, Deb. :)

[Deborah K]

Thanks Clay and LE. There's more coming. I'm hoping this inspires people. We need a new project.

[Deborah K]

This picture's been seen before, but it's worth re-posting:

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G. Edward Griffin
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[Hamer]

Bump for liberty!

[Deborah K]

Here's some footage of the March. These patriots marched from the Washington Monument to Capitol Hill in 95 degree weather with 90% humidity!

YouTube - Revolution March Raw Uncut 1of2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFpJGL0jIjI)

YouTube - Revolution March Raw Uncut 2of2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OllkHmdjAc&feature=related)

[Deborah K]

Tom Woods
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Naomi Wolf
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This is Jordan Page
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[OhioMichael]

There I am, just before taking the video below. :)
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YouTube - Ron Paul Revolution March (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqaLhcovcgc)

[OhioMichael]

I was so damn hot that day, but it was worth it.

I went back to the hotel bar and had beers with Michael Sheuer.

I also got to talk to Tom Woods, G. Edward Griffin, Naomi Wolfe, among others....

[Deborah K]

I was so damn hot that day, but it was worth it.

I went back to the hotel bar and had beers with Michael Sheuer.

I also got to talk to Tom Woods, G. Edward Griffin, Naomi Wolfe, among others....


Did you go to the Book Signing? I'm downloading pics right now of Mike, and Adam Kokesh.

[OhioMichael]

Did you go to the Book Signing? I'm downloading pics right now of Mike, and Adam Kokesh.

Yes. The book signing was awesome. :cool:

I got signed copies of "Who Killed the Constitution", "Marching Toward Hell", and "The Creature from Jekyll Island".

Before (and after) the signing, a number of speakers were mulling about at the hotel bar. It was awesome to have such access to the intellectuals involved with the movement.

[Deborah K]

RonPaulHawaii and his bro. See a resemblance? ;)
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Michael with Dick Heller from the landmark supreme court case: District of Columbia v. Heller: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/District_of_Columbia_v._Heller
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Michael Scheuer
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Mike, sooo serious! Or maybe just really hot
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Adam Kokesh giving the speech that made him famous. You DO know that I am the one who discovered him....right? :D:p;)
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Here's his speech:
YouTube - Adam Kokesh speech (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbOp_9VfR6o)

[Deborah K]

Yes. The book signing was awesome. :cool:

I got signed copies of "Who Killed the Constitution", "Marching Toward Hell", and "The Creature from Jekyll Island".

Before (and after) the signing, a number of speakers were mulling about at the hotel bar. It was awesome to have such access to the intellectuals involved with the movement.


Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it. That was my hope. I really miss what we were as a movement back then.....:(

[Deborah K]

Hottie!!

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[Deborah K]

Da MAN!!!

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Check him out!
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Da MAN with da otha MAN!
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ummm....is Michael advising him? :p

[malkusm]

ah.. memories.

it was such a good trip.. I had way too much fun.


this is a picture I took of Malkusm, marching next to me:

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Man it was hot that day, thanks for reminding me of the awful sunburn I got :D

[Deborah K]

There's a story behind this picture. Adam is shaking hands with Ernest Hancock. You may know that Ernie is the guy who came up with the rEVOLution logo. He is also a DJ out of Phoenix and he agreed to be one of our two MCs. He also is the brain behind getting teams together to make signs and post them over freeways and all over towns.

Well, Dr. Paul was scheduled to catch a flight out of town that early evening and we were running about 40 minutes behind schedule. Adam was lined up to speak before Dr. Paul and it was getting hectic, I was told to let the rest of the speakers know that Dr. Paul wanted to get up there and speak and go. I relayed this to Adam. Adam's speech needed to be before NOT after Dr. Paul's so this was a big problem. But, thanks to Ernie doing some fenagling, and Chuck Baldwin being very gracious and willing to give up some of his speech time, we were able to get everyone up in order before Dr. Paul.


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[Deborah K]

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[Deborah K]

The honorable Mr. Chuck Baldwin
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[Oyate]

Out of all the great speakers we got to meet that day, pastor Baldwin really impressed me. His writings are so fiery and no-holds-barred but meeting him in person I was like "oh yeah his a pastor" because he was so gracious and gentle.

It was a great day. Of course for some of us, that day began about 6 months before hand eh Deb?

[Deborah K]

Out of all the great speakers we got to meet that day, pastor Baldwin really impressed me. His writings are so fiery and no-holds-barred but meeting him in person I was like "oh yeah his a pastor" because he was so gracious and gentle.

It was a great day. Of course for some of us, that day began about 6 months before hand eh Deb?

Actually less than six months, Oyate, remember? We had our first meeting in Feb. but couldn't really do anything substantial until DC gave us a permit and a date, and that wasn't until around April 12th. Then we decided to wait until after Granny's DC event to announce our date so as not to interfere with her event on the 15th. So, we really only had about 3 months to pull this all together. :eek: It was well worth it though.

[Hoot]

One night I was lying awake in bed, could not sleep (the time when the few good ideas I've had come to me). I was frustrated like many with the direction of our country and more so the fact that a statesmen, a patriot like Dr. Ron Paul was being marginalized and mostly ignored during the primaries. I wondered how can we get everyone together and show support for his run for the Republican nomination as well as support for Freedom. Then the idea hit me, I thought of the name Revoluton March. Got out of bed at 3AM to make sure no one else registered the domain name. The next morning I called my good friend Ray Powell. Told him of the idea, right then and there we registered the name and soon after put up the basic website. After getting the interest in the event, I hosted a conference call where I was looking for volunteers. From this call I meet a person name Deborah (Deborah K if you are a little slow). She was energetic, excited and ready to help. It did not take long for her and I to hit it off and start working together. On a side note, Ray was on a national meet-up group conference call that Dr. Paul was going to be on. In the middle of the call there was this silence while we waited for the next topic. Ray said Revolution March on D.C. and the website address. That night we had over 600 hits to the site and many volunteers coming to us. With these volunteers we found this strange but loveable character we call Oyate. Ray, Deb, Bryan (me), and Oyate formed the initial board of directors. In need of a person to help with Public Relations and communications we soon found Catherine Bleish who now is part of the Liberty Restoration Project. We became brother and sisters for this event. We all worked full time to put this together. We had our times when we wanted to kill each other and our times when we just couldn't imagine a better team. Shortly after the board was put together Deb and I (mostly Deb), put together an organization chart and started organizing our volunteers into committees. One member from each committee was selected to be on the Core Team, this team reported to the board. We had a great core team - Mary Grace C, Michael V, Michael M, Jessica W, Susan W, Veronica C, and Tom P (not sure if they want their last names posted). In just less than 4 months the board and the core team pulled off an event I will never forget. As we worked to get speakers and bands lined up for the event I could not believe the kind of support and excitment we were getting from people like G. Edward Griffin, Thomas Woods, Naomi Wolf, I mean really a couple of ya-hoo's like ourselves are going to get these kind of speakers to the event. Yeah I was stoked! The first band I contacted was PokerFace. Paul was for it without any question. After that we had a big request for Marc Scibilia, so we lined that up. Jordan Page's manager sent me an email that went into a folder with about 15 other bands who wanted to be part of it. After hearing them all and doing some research in the movement it was clear Jordan Page was the choice. Deb worked hard to get the speakers lined up and did a more than great job. That is how it got started in a quick post. I will never forget the event and those I worked with to make it happen!!!
I want to thank all the bands and speakers that participated in this event. They were awesome. I also want thank Ted Anderson and GCNLive for sponsoring the event, without him it might not of happened. Of course all those who volunteered, donated and supported us, you are all awesome!!!

Bryan Siemon
Chairman Revolution March
http://www.libertyunleashed.com

[Deborah K]

Hey Bryan, thanks for your input. Great post!

Edit: Primbs, who is a member here was a most valued advisor to me! He was our expeditor. He was very instrumental in obtaining our permits, surveying the rally and march locations, and advising on fundraising. Primbs, I have a picture of you too, that I'd like to post.

[Deborah K]

This thread should not go on without giving credit to the photographer of these pics:

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Melies Kish is on the right. Awesome job Melies. I should point out that none of the photos can be mass produced or sold without Melies's permission. Here is her website: kishphotos.dotphoto.com

Edit: For you conspiracy theorists - NO Melies has no idea I even have these up here as of yet. :p

[Deborah K]

Mr. Baldwin and Dr. Paul
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Dr. Paul brought his granddaughters to the rally
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[Oyate]

Wells I remember it a bit different from Bryan and Deb. See, there I was minding my own business, being a R3VOlUTIONARY when these bunch of obviously inpept morons come rushing up screaming "we don't know what we're doing, aaaaaaaah" and I was like "relax, calm down, stop screaming, it's de-oxygenating your blood flow".

From there, due to my single-handed but intangible influence, this motley crew of loosers became the crack team of psuedo-professional assassins they are today. Because let me tell you, before I got to this crew, they had no idea what battle formation was or how to form a skirmish line. Their handling of automatic weapons was at best sloppy and they trigger-bashed every time in simulations. But finally we became, by degrees, a competent firing team at least to the squad level.

So now I wouldn't even think about infiltrating a government facility without this crew.

Oh wait, you guys are talking about the march? Never mind. Different action.

[Deborah K]

You are such a goof, Oyate! In all seriousness, if ever I do another event of this magnitude, I would hope to have you as the logistics officer again. You and your team did a magnificent job of planning. You put together a very loyal and disciplined team and they did their job like pros.

I have a really cool pic of you and your team (as well as a DC officer) escorting Doc Paul out of the staging area. I know you very much value your privacy, but I would love to post it.

[Deborah K]

Here is our beloved Bryan presenting Doc Paul with a commemorative ticket - the tickets were numbered and the Doc got number 00001 and I got 00002.

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I love this picture - look in his back pocket - it's the ticket!
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Here's the front of the ticket:
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[Deborah K]

Here are our two MCs - Gary Franchi, Aaron Russo's hand-picked successor to head up Restore the Republic, and one helluva great person. And Ernest Hancock, who I featured earlier in the thread. They did such a great job MCing for us. Thanks guys!

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[Oyate]

You are such a goof, Oyate! In all seriousness, if ever I do another event of this magnitude, I would hope to have you as the logistics officer again. You and your team did a magnificent job of planning. You put together a very loyal and disciplined team and they did their job like pros.

I have a really cool pic of you and your team (as well as a DC officer) escorting Doc Paul out of the staging area. I know you very much value your privacy, but I would love to post it.

I love seeing pics of the marshals and medics but the process of "escorting" Dr. Paul off the stage was a near debacle. I think the good Dr. thought I was a jerk. But I saw this surging mass of people rushing forward to greet him and one thing we thought of from a security standpoint was to get our Doc in and out of there as fast as we could. And get him out of there fast was about all we could do.

Right about now the DC Capitol Hill police are in full protective mode and there are in fact snipers on roof tops. Kinda tense. So we got him out of there with all expediency. And then I turned back with my bullhorn and did what nobody wants to do. Stand in the face of pure joy of hundreds of activists and say "sorry folks, he's gone, he's outa here, nothing to see here, please step back"

And I saw hundreds of smiles turn into hundreds of frowns. Pure disappointment. There's really no way for me to say sorry. We had a responsibility for safety and we took it seriously, including out top asset, Dr. Paul. The fact that you all did not get to meet him hurts me as it does you. And BTW, I did not get Dr. Paul's signature or a pic with me and him. I and the marshals were there to do a specific job.

But one of us got through. One young marine did it for all of us. He identified me somehow and said that no matter what, he was going to represent his team in Iraq, that he had come back alive and nothing but nothing was going to stop him from shaking Dr. Paul's hand and telling him thanks.

And the guy kept badgering me as we set up our security line. So finally I broke down. I told him I couldn't give him prefferential treatment, but I told him which way we would be exiting the stage and where he could get a hit in.

I could have blown security right there but there was no mistaking the truth in this young marine.

And then in the press of events I forgot all about it. Until that moment when I wanted nothing but to rush Dr. Paul off the stage, man we got Capitol Hill PD at this point, we have a security line but I see this rush of people up the surrounding side walks like a tidal wave and I'm shouting "faster, faster, keep moving" and this marine practically paratroops right in front of our wedge formation but I know the kid so we don't kill him. And he got his shot in. He said "Dr. Paul on behalf of my brothers serving in Iraq, you are my hero" and he got his hand shake with Dr. Paul. And Dr. Paul, as much as we were rushing him, returned this honour with a hand shake. I think they got a bit of an embrace in there.

I was and am very glad for that because this young marine looked me right in the eyes and said "I don't care what you do or say, I'm going to shake Ron Paul's hand today for my brothers". And he said "I'm not going to let anything stop me". Well he didn't. Frankly on that day, I'm not sure our non-violent team of marshals could have stopped a fully dedicated warrior such as this. Good thing he was on our side.

UNITED STATES MARINES SEMPER FI.

This man did this for all of you. That was your hand shake. Gung ho Marines. Come home in one piece and if you don't, we'll take you back in pieces. Much love brothers.

[Oyate]

Sorry if I go off topic, but the whole R3VOlUTOIN March thing came off to me like a perfect object lesson in contemporary direct action. And not entirely by my doing, but we came together for a specific mission and purpose, and once accomplished, we dissolved the "organization" and settled accounts. Oddly, the settling of accounts took us longer than the whole planning and execution stages of the actual event itself!

Incredibly, one of the last accounts settled was because somebody walked off with one of the high-powered walkie talkies we had rented and the replacement cost was like $600! And then this endless series of SNAFUS came down to the stupid hotel rooms because apparently we had this special rate that only got applied to some people and holy cow, as I think of it, the level of misunderstandings that went down in the normal course of communications was kind of like a disaster behind closed doors.

Oh yeah and the wars. Go ahead, try to take a national initiative and just wait for how many people hate you.

I had it really easy through that whole event. I'm a veteran street organizer. I was in my element.
we trained 34 of the first semi-professionalized team of direct-action specialists the movement has ever seen and we were in full effect. I got to work with super-stars. The best of the best.

And when, oh brothers and sisters, I had the logistics team set up and we were in mode, one of my marshalls, when I asked them for a location said "pick up your head, you should see us coming now" and then my eyes beheld a holy host, a great host. "Our God is the Lord of Hosts. Of whom shall I be afraid?".

"I will lift up mine eyes to the hills from whence cometh my salvation"

[Hoot]

Wells I remember it a bit different from Bryan and Deb. See, there I was minding my own business, being a R3VOlUTIONARY when these bunch of obviously inpept morons come rushing up screaming "we don't know what we're doing, aaaaaaaah" and I was like "relax, calm down, stop screaming, it's de-oxygenating your blood flow".

From there, due to my single-handed but intangible influence, this motley crew of loosers became the crack team of psuedo-professional assassins they are today. Because let me tell you, before I got to this crew, they had no idea what battle formation was or how to form a skirmish line. Their handling of automatic weapons was at best sloppy and they trigger-bashed every time in simulations. But finally we became, by degrees, a competent firing team at least to the squad level.

So now I wouldn't even think about infiltrating a government facility without this crew.

Oh wait, you guys are talking about the march? Never mind. Different action.

I taught Oyate everything he knows!!!

[Hoot]

Hey Bryan, thanks for your input. Great post!

Edit: Primbs, who is a member here was a most valued advisor to me! He was our expeditor. He was very instrumental in obtaining our permits, surveying the rally and march locations, and advising on fundraising. Primbs, I have a picture of you too, that I'd like to post.

OMG! George I can't believe I did not put you on the list. Thank you for everything you did for us, I feel like a dummy now. You were awesome George and we couldn't of done it with out you.

[Oyate]

OMG! George I can't believe I did not put you on the list. Thank you for everything you did for us, I feel like a dummy now. You were awesome George and we couldn't of done it with out you.

George was our stick and rod guy and he's also our team explosives and demolitions expert. You think he walks around chewing gum but it's actually C-4-B chemical explosives. It has to be constantly masticated or it turns volatile when it solidifies but that's not why we recruited him. George's main trick is the Jeddi mind control thing which is how we got our permits. That and the fact that wherever George goes he is accompanied by a bevvy of super models. Frankly we could have got any of a dozen of people that know the Jeddi mind trick but just show me one (besides George) that comes complete with super models!

[Oyate]

Here I'll write the official bios. Next up is Rayzer.

[Oyate]

Rayzer comes from a planet just left of the pleades system and he is in fact a reptilian. The biggest single problem with Ray was sending him to a spa where they loofad his scales off. But once we got through that hard, scaley exterior, we found a very soft and tender person underneath. Which naturally pissed Ray completely off because he wants to be known as a person with a tough exterior. Like he could have told us that before we spend $3k of the R3VOlUTION's money on a freaking health spa. Regardless, Ray got even by broadcasting every single event leading up to and including the march and then he went and sulked in a hotel room for 6 hours and nobody could figure out what was wrong with him until he suddenly declared "screw this, I can get just as many super models as Primbs" and son of a gun, he did. That's why we all started calling him RIP or R.I.P. which doesn't stand for "rest in peace" in Ray's case, but rather "rolling in putang".

Ray the post reptilian super-model wrangler.

[Oyate]

Catherine's bio.

We chose Catherine because of her unique ability to shape-shift and her capabilities to do close-quarters combat. Her weapon of choice is her voice which she can infinitely configure to be either soothing, annoying or a combination of both which leaves all enemies and friends alike almost paralitically confused. One of her most impressive tricks is when she uses her bio-mimetic skin to literally disappear into wall paper. Because of this, Catherine has the dirt on everybody in the movement. And far from recognizing her truly insidious nature, everybody thinks she is adorable and our research shows that over 79.95% of the movement is in love with her and that's just the way we want it. With Catherine, we truly PWN.

[Oyate]

Core team bio:

For the core team we picked the biggest bunch of disreputable mutants we could find but we had one requirement: they all had to be hot homosexuals so everybody would want them but nobody could have them. There was a reason for this: we were all getting dunk and high and ripping our clothes off and having sex the whole time we were in DC. The truth is the board, the entire board, not one of us even made it to the march. We heard it went ok. This is down to the core team whom we worked 24 hours a day without thanks or pay. Because each of them was also hand-selected for their unique properties of gullibility. Each of them was told that they got to stay with us at the swank hotel only to find that yes, we did have a room for them at the hotel. IN THE KENNEL IN THE GARAGE. Plus they had to scavenge for their own food and we charged them for toilet paper. But in truth, the core team did all the work. Which was a good thing because we had to find time to count our millions while having sex and ordering up more champagne.

[Oyate]

Deb's bio:

Out of all the board, Deb did not fit the mold. We had to petition for a special exemption for her because chiefly, the board (Cath excepted when she is wearing her adorable costume) were selected for our notable ugliness. I myself pursue ugly to a science and Hoot is my mentor and example in this regard. But Deb, and I shit you not, is a BURNING HOTTIE. So just to make things extra complicated, we brought her husband along for the ride.

Things very nearly got out of hand and the board actually had to do some work for a change because the men and women of the movement, the second the march was over, came as a massive human flood to salivate over Deb and we started shooing them away then we started swatting them with news papers and at one point Bryan actually broke a sweat and said "I don't know how much longer we can keep them back" and I said "don't worry, I know what to do".

I sent a taxi driver to the Potomac river where they rent out boats and I gave him $300 of the R3VOlUTION's money to rent all the canoe paddles he could find and he returned and Bryan and I found that beating back the slobbering millions of perverts that constitute the movement with canoe paddles to be way more effective than newspapers. That kept you miscreants back for a while and then we resorted to firearms. And let me tell you something: some doubted the wisdom of me bringing the AKs into DC where they are outlawed but in this single event I was vindicated.

[Oyate]

Hoot's bio:

Not many people know this but Hoot is actually a monarchist. That's not entirely accurate actually because Hoot is a monarch. He is Bryanus Rex and he lords over the kingdom of Brytain. Hail Brytania!

I am a knight of the kingdom of Brytania. Or I'm trying to be. This is the dirty secret of the former organization of R3VOlUTION March. We don't give a fig for the republic or representative democracy, we're monarchists. Bryan is my sovereign lord and I am but his humble servant, his chattle.

My liege, my sovereign is a man of great dignity and kindness. Bryanus Rex is without doubt blessed by God and he constitutes both state and religion seamlessly as sovereign. He is the head of the Holy Church of Brytan and as such, not only has he forgiven me of all sin, he made me a Cardinal and I get to wear a big red hat which you can clearly see in all pictures of me at the event in DC except when we were in the jacuzzi because it looses it's shape. The hat that is. Everthing else was in perfect shape or form as one might describe it.

But my role as knight of the realm authorizes me, on behalf of His Majesty, Bryanus Rex, to tell all people that you can apply to be a citizen of His realm by sending pics to Hoot and a short essay about why you want to be part of sovereign Brytain and why you should be. Also send pics of your posessions which will be formally rendered unto His Majesty, but don't worry, he won't take most of your swank because he already has everything. He's a freaking king already.

[Oyate]

My wife and kids bio:

I'd like to say it was board-approved for me to drag the wife and kids along, but in the dimension humans call "truth", it was my parent's idea at the last moment to burden me with my family, for they knew that all I would be doing was sex and drugs and infidelity without them and I must say, I had to be creative to work around them.

Fortunately for me, the whole movement, R3VOlUTION and Ron Paul inclusive, drives my wife and kids right up a tree so the whole time they did their best to behave as though I did not exist and where this was impossible, Catherine used her bio-mimetic capabilities to make them indistinguishable from the wall paper. For the rest of it, my wife used her awesome parenting skills to control the kids through sheer exhaustion, dragging them through every sight, every museum, every landmark until they fell down under the shade of a tree with their little tongues hanging out of their panting mouths.

This so impoverhished their bodies that it stunted their growth and we didn't have to buy new clothes for them for a whole year after that.

Listen and learn young parents. This is how you gain and maintain control of your kids: starve them into submission. It worked for the soviets in the gulags and it can work for you too.

[Deborah K]

OMG!!!! Oyate you have come unhinged!! LOL!!!! :D:D:D

[Hoot]

OMG!!!! Oyate you have come unhinged!! LOL!!!! :D:D:D

Ray where did you find this guy?

[Deborah K]

Ray where did you find this guy?

LOL!!! Hey Bryan! http://i42.tinypic.com/213qelj.jpg