Ensure: The official drink of the GOP

[Matt Collins]

I ran across this and found it hilarious:










http://www.marriedtothesea.com/072608/official-energy-drink.gif

[Standing Like A Rock]

lol

[james1906]

If that's a bunch of old Republicans, why is Feinstein there on the left?

[HOLLYWOOD]

If that's a bunch of old Republicans, why is Feinstein there on the left?


Because there is very little difference in the duopoly of a Charade Washington DC plays on the American People.

[heavenlyboy34]

lol @ Republicrats :)

[james1906]

Because there is very little difference in the duopoly of a Charade Washington DC plays on the American People.

But the charade means keeping up appearances of a left-right paradigm.

[nayjevin]

http://i32.tinypic.com/221bb7.jpg
Rockstar Energy Drink - the official drink of the power elite

Employing meaningless labels to insinuate authority based on sex appeal and social status. Appealing to hope and desire of consumers to feel righteous, elite, and famous -- with boundless energy. Actually inside the can: a non-magical liquid that is bad for your health.

http://i27.tinypic.com/312ek50.jpg

Water: The official drink of the Liberty Movement.

H20: the basic fluid of human life.

[Original_Intent]

Erectile dysfunction: The official malady of the GOP. :rolleyes:

[james1906]

Water: The official drink of the Liberty Movement.

H20: the basic fluid of human life.

I beg to differ. The liberty movement needs a drink that's strong, pure, and Texan.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.luxist.com/media/2009/02/dripping_springs_vodka.jpg

[coyote_sprit]

http://i32.tinypic.com/221bb7.jpg
Rockstar Energy Drink - the official drink of the power elite

Employing meaningless labels to insinuate authority based on sex appeal and social status. Appealing to hope and desire of consumers to feel righteous, elite, and famous -- with boundless energy. Actually inside the can: a non-magical liquid that is bad for your health.

http://i27.tinypic.com/312ek50.jpg

Water: The official drink of the Liberty Movement.

H20: the basic fluid of human life.

I can't help but feel that the water looks so much more refreshing.

[Dr.3D]

Actually, Ensure is not just for old people. My wife drank a lot of it when she was pregnant with our first son.

[Brian4Liberty]

Erectile dysfunction: The official malady of the GOP. :rolleyes:

<insert Sanford joke here>

Sorry, couldn't help myself. :D

[AdamT]

lol

[LittleLightShining]

I love marriedtothesea.com So so funny. And so so true.

[acptulsa]

http://i27.tinypic.com/312ek50.jpg

Once upon a time, the official drink of the G.O.P. was to flavor this with liberal amounts of Kentucky bourbon. Of course, that was way, way back when the G.O.P. was still worth a damn.

[Terces]

I beg to differ. The liberty movement needs a drink that's strong, pure, and Texan.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.luxist.com/media/2009/02/dripping_springs_vodka.jpg

Hmm... never had that one before, but I do enjoy:

http://www.drinkhacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/titos.jpg

Well done Texas, you make me as a Russian proud!

[Freedom 4 all]

Isn't water (specifically Fiji water) already our official drink? As far as an alcoholic drink goes though I think vodka is a good one. It happens to be my favorite kind of alcohol and it's decidedly unfancy and efficient. It's good and gets the job of getting you nice and loaded done.

[Acala]

I thought Muslim blood was the official drink of the GOP?

[acptulsa]

I thought Muslim blood was the official drink of the GOP?

Blood and oil. Don't forget to mix it with oil. Kept Cheney from getting recognized as the vampire he is, after all...

[Freedom 4 all]

Muslim blood is a key staple in the GOP diet, but they also regularly supplement with the blood of Americans of all races who get killed as a result of the war on drugs.

neocons = violence. As far as I can tell, that's what they're all about.

[Acala]

Muslim blood is a key staple in the GOP diet, but they also regularly supplement with the blood of Americans of all races who get killed as a result of the war on drugs.

neocons = violence. As far as I can tell, that's what they're all about.

Yup. Neocons are the fist pounding, hate-spewing type of violent. The democrats smile in your face and then shank you in the kidney when you turn your back. Same kinda dead.

[acptulsa]

Yup. Neocons are the fist pounding, hate-spewing type of violent. The democrats smile in your face and then shank you in the kidney when you turn your back. Same kinda dead.

One has a certain amount of honesty to it. The other is likely to buy you dinner before giving you the shiv. They both just seem so tempting! No wonder Americans have trouble choosing between the lesser of their great evils...

[anaconda]

The official beverage of the OLD GOP and their voters:


http://www.kool-aiddays.com/images/stories/kool_aid_man_main.jpg

http://brands.kraftfoods.com/koolaid/KoolSpace/downloads/icon-graphics-01.jpg

[nayjevin]

I beg to differ. The liberty movement needs a drink that's strong, pure, and Texan.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.luxist.com/media/2009/02/dripping_springs_vodka.jpg

gross hairspray