Name that Flu!

[tangent4ronpaul]

Come up with a more appropriate name for the swine flu. Here are some of my suggestions...

Pigs flu (when pigs fly)
BigPharma Megabucks flu
Corporate Agrabiz Biowarfare Flu
The ever so politically incorrect: Wetback Flu
Obama manufactured crisis flu
Big, Hairy, Nasty, Vision of Evil Flu (apologies to Alan Ginsburg)
1918 Flu Redux
Flu, Flu (not to be confused with the stripper ;) )
Triad flu
Unintended Consequences Flu
Gvmt misdirection flu (now what's been going on in Congress now?)
Beta Population Reduction Flu
Biowarfare Lab Fuckup Flu
NWO Pretext Justification Flu
Bilderberg Flu
Economic Stimulus Flu (hay - N-95's are flying off the shelf!)

-t

[Paulitical Correctness]

Hysteraflu

[Objectivist]

Just Chekin' Flu
I Wonder How Long This Will Take To Go Global Flu
We Gave It To A Farm Worker But He Went Home For The Weekend Flu

[Paulitical Correctness]

The...

Governmentally
Engineered
Population
Purging
Expeditiously
Transmitted
Tyrrany
Operation
Flu

The Geppetto flu. Lawls.

[rp08orbust]

manbearpig flu

[Golding]

H1N1 variant flu.

[Carole]

Pinnochio Flu

[Kludge]

Oooh, oooh! Move this thread to Off Topic so I can call it the Joo Floo!