Rael
05-01-2009, 03:45 PM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0430091jury1.html
Affidavit for jury Duty excuse "Apparently you morons did not understand me the first time. I CANNOT take time off from work. I'm not putting my families well being at stake to participate in this crap. I don't believe in our "justice" system and I don't want to have a goddamn thing to do with it. Jury duty is a complete waste of time. I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls. Than sit on a jury. Get it through your thick skulls. Leave me the fuck alone."
Affidavit for jury Duty excuse "Apparently you morons did not understand me the first time. I CANNOT take time off from work. I'm not putting my families well being at stake to participate in this crap. I don't believe in our "justice" system and I don't want to have a goddamn thing to do with it. Jury duty is a complete waste of time. I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls. Than sit on a jury. Get it through your thick skulls. Leave me the fuck alone."