John McCain's First 100 Days

[clb09]

In an alternate universe President John McCain and Vice President Sarah Palin are just finishing up their first 100 days leading America.

How have they done so far?

[heavenlyboy34]

McShame died 30 days ago after an anurism. He is replaced by a CIA robot. Palin found herself in a scandal surrounding her extra-marrital affair (which was exposed to the MSM by Kludge-who was carrying out this plot in secret tandem with TW:eek:).:cool:

[Athan]

About the same as Obama except the Republican party would still be attacking us instead of trying to steal our ideas.

[Reason]

McCain died of a heart attack after learning that the reason we never found WMD's in Iraq was because the WMD's we found were actually the leftover stockpiles of bio weapons that we had given Saddam to fight Iran with and then he had used against the kurds so we destroyed them to keep that little tidbit of foreign policy fckup quiet.

[heavenlyboy34]

McCain died of a heart attack after learning that the reason we never found WMD's in Iraq was because the WMD's we found were actually the leftover stockpiles of bio weapons that we had given Saddam to fight Iran with and then he had used against the kurds so we destroyed them to keep that little tidbit of foreign policy fckup quiet.

lolz!! I like yours quite a lot! :cool:;):D

[Golding]

YouTube - 2013 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB3BNgdfEkI)

xD

[Reason]

YouTube - 2013 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB3BNgdfEkI)

xD

and everyone gets free ice cream on tuesdays :)

[paulitics]

McCain would do eveything the same. The civilian security force would have a protect America from the terrorists slant to it, instead of the holding hands community service slant.

The budget would be the same, except he would be criticised as being to fiscally conservative during an economic crisis. We would continue to be in Iraq, Afghanastan, and in 50 other countries we shouldn't be. McCain would pretend to be against torture, while conditioning the public to accept it. THe Miac reports would have still occured, considering they were drawn up under Bush's term.

If anything, we may be slightly better off with a democrats in control, because anything bad that happens will blamed on big government instead of free market capitalism.

[kathy88]

McCain died of a heart attack after learning that the reason we never found WMD's in Iraq was because the WMD's we found were actually the leftover stockpiles of bio weapons that we had given Saddam to fight Iran with and then he had used against the kurds so we destroyed them to keep that little tidbit of foreign policy fckup quiet.


Probably a little too much truth to that. Are your papers in order?

[anaconda]

McCain resigns due to new evidence in the Keating Five scandal. Sarah Palin goes rogue and appoints Ron Paul vice president, then issues several executive orders: Renews Executive Order 11110 and floats 1 trillion in silver certificates in exchange for Federal Reserve Notes, issues executive order for the treasury to refund all tax withholdings for fiscal 2008 and cease all current and future withholdings (under the auspices that the 16th amendment was never officially ratified), brings all troops home from abroad, donates all military bases abroad to the country they reside in, appoints a special prosecutor to the 9-11 crimes, closes the Dept. Of Homeland Security and FEMA, and executive orders reaffirming habeas corpus and forbidding any compliance with the Patriot Act. Pardons all those convicted of tax crimes and non-violent drug crimes. She is a national hero to all non-governmental employees due to the enormous tax rebate, causing 78.3% of Democrats to change their voter registration. Approval rating at 96%. 37 senators and 345 representatives switch parties to Republican or Libertarian, leaving Arlen Specter in the minority party. Feeling very uncool, he apologizes and switches back.

[angelatc]

McCain nuked North Korea and Iran. Palin bought some new pantsuits, and a really cool pink rifle.

[kathy88]

McCain resigns due to new evidence in the Keating Five scandal. Sarah Palin goes rogue and appoints Ron Paul vice president, then issues several executive orders: Renews Executive Order 11110 and floats 1 trillion in silver certificates in exchange for Federal Reserve Notes, issues executive order for the treasury to refund all tax withholdings for fiscal 2008 and cease all current and future withholdings (under the auspices that the 16th amendment was never officially ratified), brings all troops home from abroad, donates all military bases abroad to the country they reside in, appoints a special prosecutor to the 9-11 crimes, closes the Dept. Of Homeland Security and FEMA, and executive orders reaffirming habeas corpus and forbidding any compliance with the Patriot Act. Pardons all those convicted of tax crimes and non-violent drug crimes. She is a national hero to all non-governmental employees due to the enormous tax rebate, causing 78.3% of Democrats to change their voter registration. Approval rating at 96%. 37 senators and 345 representatives switch parties to Republican or Libertarian, leaving Arlen Specter in the minority party. Feeling very uncool, he apologizes and switches back.




AWESOME!!! Permission to post elsewhere? With credit to you, of course :)

[dannno]

McCain is a pushover when it comes to doing the elite's bidding on the war front.

We probably wouldn't even exist anymore.

[Matt Collins]

YouTube - President of the United States [Idiocracy] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYpfHBicjQk)

[Reason]

McCain nuked North Korea and Iran. Palin bought some new pantsuits, and a really cool pink rifle.

:D

[BuddyRey]

About the same as Obama except the Republican party would still be attacking us instead of trying to steal our ideas.

Winner! :D

[anaconda]

AWESOME!!! Permission to post elsewhere? With credit to you, of course :)

You may take any credit.