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Uncle Emanuel Watkins
04-04-2009, 02:44 PM
American politics should reduce tyranny down to what it truly is -- pimping and whoring. We should do this for the sake that we never have to retake any territory already won through the shedding of American blood.
So, unlike the Europeans, this means Americans never get up from the dinner table to retire to a comfortable chair in the library to discuss politics while enjoying a glass of brandy and a fine cigar. No, as Americans, we can retire to a comfortable chair in the library to discuss how wonderful our dinner tasted while enjoying a glass of brandy and a fine cigar.
Why? Because we have already arrived politically which means we have a lot less to discuss than our European bretheren. Our arrived destination is not outwardly European, no, but is an inward, bipartisan, natural law conclusion that we all share in our collective American souls. This means we need no further manipulation politically.
While we are quite fortunate as Americans, we do have a problem with left over loyalism. While the Europeans live across the ocean from us, they still have their loyalists living among us. These loyalists believe that only certain people were born with a business agenda while the people they exploit don't.
So, let us define loyalism as -- anyone who believes that only a few are born with a business agenda.
To challenge this notion, many Europeans have become antiloyalists.
So, let us define antiloyalism as -- anyone who is against exploitation caused by business agendas.
The American alternative to the first two European positions is "American patriotism."
Let us define American-patriotism as -- one who believes all men, both male and female, are born equal with a business agenda.
The subtle point here is in how business agendas are evil. They aren't evil because of their agendas, no; but, they are evil in how they believe only certain human souls have been created with a business agenda.
So, while an American should gladly accept the prosperity brought about because of a sucessful business agenda, he or she should not tolerate the European notion that only certain human souls are born with a business agenda.