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JoshLowry
03-31-2009, 10:53 AM
Omegle lets you connect with a totally random stranger and chat with them.

Kind of fun to sharpen your debating skills.

http://www.omegle.com/

:)

Kraig
03-31-2009, 11:00 AM
That does sound awesome!

weslinder
03-31-2009, 11:03 AM
That got posted on another board that I visit yesterday. I tried several times to get someone to chat about the G20 meeting, and no one would. I did get some stock advice, though.

brandon
03-31-2009, 11:18 AM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: hey
Stranger: You're a lady i can tell
You: nope
You: im a guy
You: What do you think about our economic crash?
Stranger: not much
Stranger: pretty ignorant tbh
You: It was caused by the illegal Federal Reserve system
You: you should read about it
You: its crazy
Stranger: sounds it
You: they are stealing from us
Stranger: really?
You: yea
You: they print money out of thin air
You: as much of it as they want
You: whenever they want
Stranger: My favourite activities are watching TV, wearing togas and balancing snickers on my head
You: Are you good at balancing snickers?
You: how long can you last?

Kotin
03-31-2009, 11:19 AM
lol I am having an awesome convo with a canadian


Stranger: I do believe the US will fall.
Stranger: It's an empire like you said.
You: the way wev are going, it is certain
Stranger: All Empires are bound to fall eventually. Rome did it, the dynasties of China.
You: we are in a huge mess because we borrowed and spent way too much.. and to get out of the mess we are doing the exact same thing
You: areed
You: agreed*
You: empires always over-extend themselves
Stranger: Seems like they stretch themselves too thin.
Stranger: ...same thing you just said lol.
You: yea.. we are going bankrupt fighting in afghanistan and iraq..
You: stupid senseless wars..
Stranger: Meanwhile the economy is crashing at home.
You: yup.. and we are still doing all the same thigns wrong
You: where are from?
You: you*
Stranger: And they're spending money to bail out companies that are only aiming to look out for themselves once their back up and running.
Stranger: I'm from Ontario Canada, yourself?
You: well its funny because they are bailing out all the companies that failed and giving nothing to the ppl who were responsible
You: I am from Texas
You: that makes a lot of sense.. I get along with canadians very well haha
Stranger: Wow.
Stranger: Never would expect to have a conversation pointing out the errors of the US with a Texan.
You: lol ironic isnt it
Stranger: Always good time for a first :)
You: indeed haha\
Stranger: It's completely ironic.
Stranger: Your going to report me to the terror watch group ain't ya?
You: Yeah

tremendoustie
03-31-2009, 11:21 AM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: hey
Stranger: You're a lady i can tell
You: nope
You: im a guy
You: What do you think about our economic crash?
Stranger: not much
Stranger: pretty ignorant tbh
You: It was caused by the illegal Federal Reserve system
You: you should read about it
You: its crazy
Stranger: sounds it
You: they are stealing from us
Stranger: really?
You: yea
You: they print money out of thin air
You: as much of it as they want
You: whenever they want
Stranger: My favourite activities are watching TV, wearing togas and balancing snickers on my head
You: Are you good at balancing snickers?
You: how long can you last?

This person's vote is worth as much as yours. And there are millions of them.

JoshLowry
03-31-2009, 11:22 AM
Yea, I chatted up legalization of substances with some 19 yr old for 30 minutes.

american.swan
03-31-2009, 11:30 AM
What the hell?


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You: hi
Stranger: WOOT PUDDIN
Stranger: YOU LIKE PUDIN?
You: Yeah
You: :)
Stranger: I HATE IT
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brandon
03-31-2009, 11:34 AM
lol, a lot of the people on this chat site are from 4chan or the misc. They are just there to troll people.

LittleLightShining
03-31-2009, 11:34 AM
What the hell?
I am laughing so hard right now.

MRoCkEd
03-31-2009, 11:34 AM
You: hi
Stranger: gimme yo money
You: you sound like the government
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no i aint
You: what are your political views
Stranger: im here for the money
Stranger: *aims gun*
You: yes, you do sound like the government

LittleLightShining
03-31-2009, 11:37 AM
It looks like google might be collecting info there. I tried to connect and my no script won't let me in unless I allow 3 different google apps-- analytics, syndication and apis.

MRoCkEd
03-31-2009, 11:42 AM
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: what are your political views
Stranger: errr
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

orafi
03-31-2009, 11:55 AM
Omegle
Talk to strangers!
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Stranger: :noel: vaincra
You: hello
Stranger: :noel:
Stranger: Jerry
Stranger: Hello
You: what does noel mean?
Stranger: Jerry de ta face de cul
You: is that scandinavian?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: Pourtouguech
You: oh latin
Stranger: http://www.jeuxvideo.com/forums/1-50-26498906-46-0-1-0-parler-a-des-etrangers-avec-omegle.htm
You: sounded like a romance language
Stranger: Look
Stranger: Jerry
You: so your name is jerry?
Stranger: No
Stranger: I am Cisla
You: comprende espanol, cisla?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: All language
You: all languages?!
You: wow
Stranger: Yes of course
You: or all major languages?
Stranger: :-)
Stranger: Yes
You: i just have three on my belt haha
You: impressive
You: that mandarin will come in handy if you know it
Stranger: Kick me please
Stranger: :-(
You: haha why
You: is knowing that much confusing?
Stranger: Cause i m'bad
Stranger: Really really bad
You: or is it a lot of work to learn?
Stranger: Wouhou
Stranger: !
Stranger: HEE HEE
You: im a bad ass too
Stranger: :-)
You: TEE HEE
Stranger: My ass is for you
Stranger: :-)
You: ahh
You: in america we say "howdy"
Stranger: Yes that's right
You: or "what the fuck are you looking at, whitey?!"
You: depends on which part of america
Stranger: But fuck all american people
You: i say fuck most
Stranger: oUSSAMA > Obama
Stranger: :-)
You: word
You: obama sucks
Stranger: He is black and i am racist
You: oh
You: well i just dislike him because of his political leanings
You: and that he is a snake
Stranger: Yes he is a snake
Stranger: Not a democrat
You: he is both
Stranger: Hillary clinton is better
Stranger: Sexy
You: haha gross!
Stranger: I love Hillary
You: everyone knows condoleeza rice has the cutest laugh
Stranger: Hillary in my bed
Stranger: OMG
You: whoah
You: what if we had
Stranger: Condoleeza is black
Stranger: Beurk
You: rice and clinton in bed?
You: nah girls are girls
You: your loss for being racist
Stranger: No black pussy
You: you should broaden your horizon
You: well
Stranger: :-(
You: im takling about milk chocolate
You: theres a limit
Stranger: The only one sexy black is michael jackson
Stranger: She is hot
You: haha
Stranger: Michael jackson is the best artist of all time
Stranger: Ever
You: you would take off her nose and do it on her face?
Stranger: Yes i will !!!
You: hs my top ten
Stranger: Number one Jackson
You: along with britney spears and beethovan
Stranger: Number 2
You: nah
Stranger: Prince
You: hannah montannah is number 1
Stranger: :-)
Stranger: He is a prostitute
Stranger: NO ?
You: YES
You: hannah montanna is such a deep character
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american.swan
03-31-2009, 12:16 PM
you: Hi
stranger: Gimme yo money
you: You sound like the government
stranger: Lol
stranger: No i aint
you: What are your political views
stranger: Im here for the money
stranger: *aims gun*
you: Yes, you do sound like the government

hahahaha

Freedom 4 all
03-31-2009, 12:26 PM
You: What are your views on economic recovery?
Stranger: The credit crunch is better with milk
Stranger: I hate cereal without milk its too dry you?

You probably have a better chance of winning the lotto than you do having a serious conversation with these people. It's still amusing though if one is bored between classes and the weight room is closed.

Truth Warrior
03-31-2009, 12:37 PM
:p < GAG! > :rolleyes:

JoshLowry
03-31-2009, 01:12 PM
It looks like google might be collecting info there. I tried to connect and my no script won't let me in unless I allow 3 different google apps-- analytics, syndication and apis.

Those are all pretty normal. We use google analytics here.

I wouldn't worry about it.

zach
03-31-2009, 01:41 PM
This is soooo much better than fake cybering. XD

JoshLowry
03-31-2009, 01:49 PM
I had a nice freedom chat with a guy from Poland. He may sign up here.

Kludge
03-31-2009, 01:52 PM
This sounds very awkward.

zach
03-31-2009, 01:56 PM
You: hi!
Stranger: hellooo
You: so do you have any political views?
Stranger: ever tried getting cream cheese off the ceiling?
You: yes
Stranger: Ron Paul FTW!
You: I KNOW!
Stranger: Like for sure
Stranger: i drive a volvo
You: do you like him?
Stranger: who the volvo? yah hes ok
You: i drive a black car
Stranger: hmmm

Completely out of nowhere.

Truth Warrior
03-31-2009, 02:02 PM
This sounds very awkward. And a "kludge" would know. ;) :D < insert 'kludge' definition here. >

Xenophage
03-31-2009, 02:16 PM
Some of these conversations sound like the failed AI convo bots from the last turing test.

Kotin
03-31-2009, 02:20 PM
This sounds very awkward.

mostly it really is..

priest_of_syrinx
03-31-2009, 02:27 PM
Yep, Kludge was right. It was awkward.


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Stranger: hiii
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: Just got back from school
You: I have such a mind-numbing last period class...
Stranger: aw what class
Stranger: /what grade?
You: Spanish
You: sophomore
You: Language comes easily to me
Stranger: yeah same i love languages
You: I went to New York and heard a lot of different ones. It was cool.
Stranger: yeah where are you from
You: North Dakota
Stranger: oh wow
You: Did you know we had computers out here?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: just snow
You: That is what it would appear to be like right now. We got 16 inches yesterday.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: its nice here
You: Where are you?
Stranger: virginia
You: Nice
Stranger: yep
Stranger: i'm from dc though but i'm at school further south!
You: This has been the worst winter ever. We've had about 100 inches of snow, so we're only an inch away from the record.
Stranger: wow thats cray
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Xenophage
03-31-2009, 02:29 PM
Rush and good ol' Syd Barrett Floyd! I like you.

Freedom 4 all
03-31-2009, 02:29 PM
I had a nice freedom chat with a guy from Poland. He may sign up here.

Was his name Adam by any chance? I believe I talked with the same guy. Only serious convo I had. Everyone else wants to talk gangsta, innanity, or discuss their interest in child pornography (seriously).

malkusm
03-31-2009, 02:34 PM
Yep, Kludge was right. It was awkward.

I'd be willing to put money on it that your convo was someone from one of three schools. One of which is mine. :p

priest_of_syrinx
03-31-2009, 02:39 PM
I'd be willing to put money on it that your convo was someone from one of three schools. One of which is mine. :p

Just south of DC?

priest_of_syrinx
03-31-2009, 02:40 PM
Rush and good ol' Syd Barrett Floyd! I like you.

Why thank you. It seems that a lot of people here share the joy of progressive rock.

malkusm
03-31-2009, 02:46 PM
No, if they are from the DC area and go to school in Virginia "farther south", they likely go to the University of Virginia, James Madison University, or Virginia Tech.

But we will never know...

mediahasyou
03-31-2009, 05:39 PM
I totally turned this conversation into being productive. lol.


Stranger: sec
Stranger: sex!!!!!!!
You: o ic
You: have you seen 1984?
Stranger: wot u c sex
Stranger: i havnt no
You: he rebelled against the government by having sex
You: it was kinky
You: but not like that
Stranger: sounds like a good guy
You: because it wasn't a porno
Stranger: yes i understand
Stranger: ive heard of it
You: :)
Stranger: just never watched
You: well its actually a book
You: that was made into a movie
Stranger: feel like im missing out now
You: the book is more popular
You: yes you should watch it
You: ...if your not into books
You: the book is better
You: 1984 by George Orwell
Stranger: i am into books just having the time too read
Stranger: i think i will go get it now thank u :)
You: yeah.
Stranger: maybe not rite now as its 1am over here but
Stranger: still
You: your welcome. :)
You: where are you?
Stranger: england
You: Im from the US
Stranger: ah where abouts
You: The guy who wrote 1984 is from England I believ

Out of three conversations. I got this guy to go read 1984.

brandon
03-31-2009, 08:14 PM
good job MHY!

Bryan
03-31-2009, 09:10 PM
You: hi
Stranger: gimme yo money
You: you sound like the government

:D:D:D:D:D:D I'm still laughing.

LOL.

Dripping Rain
03-31-2009, 10:30 PM
I had to post this before I go to bed lol. this website is absolutely pointless


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Stranger: In general, quantum systems exist in superpositions of those basis states that most closely correspond to classical descriptions, and -- when not being measured or observed, evolve according to the time dependent Schrφdinger equation, relativistic quantum field theory or some form of quantum gravity or string theory, which is process (2) mentioned above. However, when the wave function collapses -- process (1) -- from an observer's perspective the state seems to "leap" or "jump" to just one of the basis states and uniquely acquire the value of the property being measured, ei, that is associated with that particular basis state. After the collapse, the system begins to evolve again according to the Schrφdinger equation or some equivalent wave equation.
You: lol
You: wtf is this?
Stranger: this
Stranger: is
Stranger: SPARTA
You: hahhaaha
You: im xerxes
Stranger: no wai
You: and im going to annihilate you
You: DEAD
Stranger: do it fgt

MyLibertyStuff
04-09-2009, 09:27 PM
this is the best thing ive seen all day

Master
04-09-2009, 10:01 PM
I had a pretty good conversation with some girl from Nor Cal until I mentioned I wasn't a Liberal and I didn't vote for Obama.

Then I was cut off.

silverhawks
04-09-2009, 10:15 PM
Some of these conversations sound like the failed AI convo bots from the last turing test.

Yes, indeed. A total failure of intelligence abounds.

The stupid, it burns! LIKE FIRE.

LATruth
04-09-2009, 10:39 PM
You: how does it make you feel to know that income taxes are illegal ?
You: im GREAT i love being a slave to tyranny
Stranger: how does it make you feel that I couldn't care less
You: so you like tyranny ?
You: and being oppressed?
Stranger: are you american?
You: of course
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ya, I'd be pissed too
You: where are you from ?
Stranger: canada
You: yeah , i live with a boot on my neck, its fun
You: yu should come by and visit, we have plenty of boots to go around
Stranger: I love living some where I love that isn't full of morons
You: !
Stranger: damn, you're hilarious
You: I wouldn't know what i would do if i lived in a world devoid of morons
You: i dont think i would see a anyone if that were the case
You: but then again
Stranger: its great up here
You: under the circumstances would isolation be that badf?
You: yeah I like BC buds
You: !
You: email me some
Stranger: haha
Stranger: if i could I would
Stranger: but i don't think you can e-mail that shit
You: riht now i hate you
You:
You: in a good way
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i could use some right now...
Stranger: but the 'rents are up and can usually smell it on me..
You: so how do you feel about the north american union when you guys join us in the oppression ?
You: excited?
You: !
Stranger: i'm always excited
You: youwont be when china owns you too
You: and your stuck making nikes
You: or fire crackers
Stranger: china won't own shit
Stranger: they are in a depression too there champ
You: only because they hold our tiolet paper dollar
You: isnt it funnny
You: THE JOKES ON THEM!

this was fun

priest_of_syrinx
08-08-2009, 04:03 PM
Bump.


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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: The longest conversation I've had today was 4 fucking lines. <_<
Stranger: LOL
You: It's like I struck the idiot goldmine.
Stranger: so where are u from?
Stranger: lol
You: North Dakota
Stranger: ohh cool
You: And you?
Stranger: uk
Stranger: london
You: Cool
You: Don't they have CCTV on the streets there? O_o
Stranger: lol
Stranger: a LOTTT of em
You: Fuck, that's messed up.
Stranger: coz crime is onda rise these days
Stranger: der is one right outside my house
You: That's sad.
Stranger: hmm yeah
You: I mean, I can say that America has become land of decree and home of the slave, but I guess we've got nothing on you as far as infringement on civil liberties, eh?
Stranger: lol yeahh
Stranger: some serious big brother business
You: I take it that you're a libertarian?
Stranger: cours
Stranger: u kno whats worse
Stranger: here
Stranger: we have these oyster card things
Stranger: when u get onda bus
Stranger: u tap it
Stranger: and it beeps n dat
Stranger: if u use them... da journey will cost u HALF da price
Stranger: but wht people dont realize is that the whereabouts are recorded by the state thru them means
You: Damn
You: I'm anarcho-capitalist, so this makes my blood curdle.
Stranger: hm

dr. hfn
08-08-2009, 04:59 PM
I am laughing so hard right now.

same!

Jeremy
08-08-2009, 05:25 PM
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Stranger: nude pic for nude pic?
You: im male too
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facepalm

BenIsForRon
08-08-2009, 09:47 PM
facepalm

You should've sent goatse or lemon party

AbolishTheGovt
08-08-2009, 10:20 PM
I had such high hopes, and this was all I was able to get:

Stranger: wana fuck?

You: ONLY IN THE EAR

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AbolishTheGovt
08-08-2009, 10:35 PM
Here we go:

Stranger: i was grounded for weed.

You: That's so lame!!!

You: Getting grounded for that I mean.

You: It's so ridiculous that the government is allowed to tell us what we can and cannot put in our own bodies.

Stranger: i know, i know.

Stranger: i hate it.

You: Hey, do you know about Gary Johnson?

Stranger: nahh

Stranger: what happened?

You: It's a guy who is probably going to be running for President in 2012, who would end the drug prohibition. He's a REPUBLICAN, can you believe it?

You: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=38552147212

Stranger: OH MY GOD!

Stranger: i am so voting for him.

Stranger: DUDEEEEEEE

almantimes2
08-08-2009, 10:36 PM
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BenIsForRon
08-08-2009, 10:39 PM
hahahahah wow

Chester Copperpot
08-08-2009, 10:53 PM
You: hello?
Stranger: hi
You: Whats "asi" ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: u?
You: This is the first time Ive come on here.. the screen said "A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!" I didnt know what that meant
You: well anyway hello.. my name is mike.
Stranger: Im Renato
Stranger: from Brazil
You: IM from America, New Jersey.. where are you from?
You: oh cool.
You: hows things down in Brazil?
Stranger: very well, except for the "Influenza"
Stranger: hahaha
You: oh. that sucks. heh
Stranger: yes
Stranger: what about the situation there?
You: what situation?
Stranger: everything?
Stranger: Do you like Soccer?
You: Not too much.. though its cool to play.. they dont do much of that up here
You: Im more into politics myself.
Stranger: ok, nice to meet you
Stranger: bye
You: ok bye
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almantimes2
08-08-2009, 10:54 PM
Move to off topics?

You: Hi
You: Joos did 9/11
Stranger: helloooo
You: hi
Stranger: ?
You: What
Stranger: "Stranger: Joos did 9/11"
You: Don't talk back to me. I'll rip that Human mask right off your Reptilian fucking face.
Stranger: wtf is wrong with ppl on here. go fuck yourself
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol im a terrible person

Chester Copperpot
08-08-2009, 11:00 PM
Move to off topics?

You: Hi
You: Joos did 9/11
Stranger: helloooo
You: hi
Stranger: ?
You: What
Stranger: "Stranger: Joos did 9/11"
You: Don't talk back to me. I'll rip that Human mask right off your Reptilian fucking face.
Stranger: wtf is wrong with ppl on here. go fuck yourself
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol im a terrible person
man thats funny

Chester Copperpot
08-08-2009, 11:02 PM
Heres a quick short one/


Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: M F
You: MOther fucker? WHAT Ill cap you
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Vessol
08-08-2009, 11:59 PM
Chat politics? Lol.

Omegle is just for trollin'.

BubbleBarn
08-09-2009, 12:10 AM
Stranger: Rubbaband Man!
You: yo!
Stranger: what up!
You: anything good your way?
You: chillin right now
Stranger: watchin hot chicks
You: nice
You: where?
You: haha
Stranger: tv
You: is the usa going down like all of the oter great empires in the world?
Stranger: yea
You: sweet
Stranger: is i?
You: kinda we need it i think
Stranger: jjjj?
You: us americans have been running the world messing it up for a while i think we should let someone else try
You: haha
You: ronpaulforums. com great site for info about the collapse
You: have a good night friend
Stranger: ron paul is a nut bro
You: haha
You: why?
Stranger: have u read his veiws? damn he is on sumthing.
You: yeah he's on liberty and freedom. How is that bad?
Stranger: Nevermind.
You: ok well enjoy your night.

Paulitical Correctness
08-09-2009, 12:32 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: howdy.
Stranger: from?
You: us.
You: yourself?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:(

Chester Copperpot
08-09-2009, 12:37 AM
what does "ASI" mean?

Paulitical Correctness
08-09-2009, 12:54 AM
^ it's asL, like age/sex/location.

that place is pretty creepy. lost cause imo.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
Stranger: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
Stranger: *DUN* *DUN* *DUN*
Stranger: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
Stranger: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE (TAKE IT DOWN, STRANGER!!)
You: pokemon?
You: for serious?
Stranger: .. T___T;
Stranger: YOU RUINED IT MAN

Chester Copperpot
08-09-2009, 12:59 AM
Hey I couldnt help it.. I had to copy the earlier posters "Joos did 9/11 " thing.. I think thats hilarious for some reason.. check out this short convo



Stranger: hi
You: hmm
Stranger: from
You: the joos are responsible for 9/11
Stranger: fuck you
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Chester Copperpot
08-09-2009, 01:05 AM
Some people are fucked up


Stranger: do u ever wanna rub danny devito in butter and bake him in ur oven of love

almantimes2
08-09-2009, 01:10 AM
You: I learned a omegle trick
You: :)
Stranger: What's that?
You: Well it's a browser trick.. So it depends on the browser... like firefox or internet explorer..
You: like for example.. i use goole chrome
You: But it matters for the trick...
Stranger: What is the trick?
You: Which browser are you using?
You: It matters for wether it will work
Stranger: Internet explorer.
You: Ah.. okay
Stranger: But what is the trick supposed to do?
You: All i needed was the browser.. Ill show you.
You: I'll run it real quick
You: ##-!getprotocol_USER_IP_scan-##
You: .
You: .
You: .
You: ##-!echo"Acquired"-##
You: ##-!echo"Thank you Stranger Your IP address is appreciated"-##
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coyote_sprit
08-09-2009, 01:15 AM
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: neither
Stranger: i see
Stranger: ur an alien i suppose
You: i come from a race of hyper evolved humans
You: who are asexual
You: we mate with test tubes
You: it's a hard life :|
Stranger: WHO HAVE A CRAVING FOR DICK? LOLOLOL
You: no
You: the y chromosone is gone
Stranger: woah
Stranger: thats sad
You: like the ethipopian
Stranger: wow
You: i need to lay off of hooch
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I spelled Ethiopia and chromosome rong lol.

JVParkour
08-09-2009, 02:33 PM
Sorry it is long, but the whole convo was AWESOME! I was doing pretty bad in the beginning, but once we got off healthcare I held my own.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: this is kinda neat
Stranger: first time on it?
You: yep
Stranger: hmm.
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: It's pretty cool.
You: yep
You: so where are you from?
Stranger: People fuck with you a lot on here.
Stranger: Colorado.
Stranger: you?
You: Ohio
You: its lame in ohio
You: lol
Stranger: It's pretty lame in colorado.
Stranger: Usually.
Stranger: I'm in a nice town, so it's not always bad, but for the most part, it's just a bit boring.
Stranger: I'd imagine Ohio is a bit more exciting.
You: well, i guess thats the same everywhere
You: so what do you think about the economy
Stranger: I don't know, man, shit's crazy.
You: thats a pretty interesting subject
Stranger: yeah.
You: btw im 19, you?
Stranger: I'm pro-nationalized healthcare, however, I'm wary of it.
Stranger: I'm 18.
You: mmm...I am definitely against nationized healthcare
You: I think it is a terrible idea
Stranger: It does have its bad points, yes.
You: lol
Stranger: But I don't think it's going to be quite as bad as people think.
Stranger: I don't even think it's going to be all that different.
You: The whole system is F'ed up anyway, which is part of the problem
Stranger: There's just a lot of hype created against it by the insurance companies, because they're scared of profit loss.
Stranger: yes, true
You: We need less Government intervention, and not more. This nationalized healthcare just takes us in a new direction
Stranger: America is starting to fall far behind in the world rankings for health care though.
Stranger: And most of the countries that are beating us have nationalized healthcare..
You: all the insurance, and social security, and special interest groups meddling with stuff is why we are currently screwed, and adding the Gov to the mix wont help, at least in my opinion
Stranger: that's a good point.
You: thats an ok argument, but you have to look at other factors besides simply healthcare
Stranger: I would be more supportive of government intervention with the insurance companies.
Stranger: so that they can't control everything.
You: like, are interest groups and insurance companies as prevalent in government overseas?
Stranger: that, I am not sure of.
You: yea,
You: neither am I, but there are many more factors that need to be considered is all im saying
Stranger: I spent some time in germany last year, and the majority of people there seemed completely happy with their healthcare.
Stranger: yeah.
You: interesting
Stranger: even the more right winged germans, even some neo-nazis I met there were okay with it.
You: hmm
Stranger: Sure, sometimes there are slightly longer waits, but it's not anything drastic.
You: I dunno, Im not the walking healthcare dictionary or anything, but I've noticed a trend
You: the more the government is in something, the more money is wasted.
You: And that in and of itself is a bad thing
Stranger: This is mostly true yes, however.
Stranger: Norway is the most socialist European country, and their economy has a 400 billion dollar surplus. They're nowhere close to debt.
Stranger: They pay the highest taxes as well.
You: mmm, I can't stand taxes
Stranger: It's not so bad there though, because although you're paying higher taxes, the gov. will buy you a car if you need one, send you on vacation if you're depressed or over-stressed, and tons of other shit.
You: I would like to see how all that works
Stranger: Apparently pretty well.
You: I simply am in favor of a limited government. People get to keep more of their money, and do with it what they choose.
Stranger: I agree with that.
Stranger: However, at the same time.
You: I am actually in favor of getting rid of the income tax completely
You: and it would work too, if we simpoly cut spending
Stranger: I feel that the entire purpose of a government is to care for it's people. If a government only takes care of some of it's citizens, then what is the point of those citizens living under that government? Right now, with the current healthcare system, there are so many people that fall under that category, it's just ridiculous.
You: I think the income tax makes up around 40% of the governments "income". If you took the 2009 budget and cut it by 40%, it would bring us to levels comprable to 1997
Stranger: Mmmm... 97...
Stranger: Thems was the good days. Even though I was only six.
You: I feel the entire purpose of government is to PROTECT its citizens, not only bodily but their freedoms as well
You: lol, exactly
You: its not hard to imagin scaling back to 1997,
Stranger: Would you consider healthcare as protection though?
You: no
You: because people can seek protection through the private seector cheaper and more effeciently
Stranger: Many people would, and that's kind of part of the issue.
You: indeed. lol
Stranger: I feel almost like not even worrying about it.
Stranger: Because what's going to happen is going to happen with it.
Stranger: And although there are some people who can do things to change it,
Stranger: I'm pretty much powerless, sad as it is.
You: But you aren't that is the thing.
Stranger: What could I do to change it?
You: You may feel that way, but it is my goal to educate people
You: educate
Stranger: learning about it is good, but it's not going to change the vote.
You: it is not really a short term, happy feeling, but an educated voter block is the basis for change
Stranger: This is true.
You: ok, your right, maybe not much for this particular issue, since it is immediately upon us, but future issues cam definitely be impacted.
Stranger: yeah.
You: :) I love politics
You: but less than a year ago I absolutely did not care at all
Stranger: Also, part of the problem is, There are so many god damn uneducated voters, they almost block out the educated vote.
Stranger: A year and a half ago I was a communist, and a year ago, an anarchist. haha
You: and in less than a year I learned about the Federal Reserve, the economy, and TONS of other stuff, just because of one man
You: lol
Stranger: Who's that?
You: Ron Paul
You: He is the MAN
Stranger: I love Ron Paul!
Stranger: I would have voted for him had I been 18 last year.
You: Heck Yea!
Stranger: That badass should have won.
You: And ole' Ron is against nationalized healthcare
You: yep.
Stranger: I'm sure he has ways of making up for that though
You: yea, by letting the free market work, and reducing entagling laws and requirements
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: I never know what the hell I am. Half the time I'm a liberal, half the time I'm conservative.
You: That is because we, like Ron Paul, don't choose a side
Stranger: It's the best way to be.
You: (like the media tells us we should)
You: I am pro freedom
Stranger: Choosing a side just closes off your mind to other ideas.
You: I want to pull our troops out and legalize weed
Stranger: YES.
You: that is a combo hardly ever seen
You: thats a liberal and conservative all at once
Stranger: Well. I don't care so much about weed. It would be cool, but I'm extremely for pulling troops out.
You: lol
You: yea, I don
You: 't smoke or care about weed, but I don't think it should be illegal
Stranger: exactly.
You: here is a fun fact
You: we have troops in over 300 countries in over 720 bases overseas
Stranger: Shiiiiiiiiiit.
You: people just don't know that
Stranger: I knew we had a lot.
Stranger: But god damn.
You: I know
You: Know, consider this. Bring 70% of those troops home, and station some along the border of mexico
You: Combine the Department of Defense and Dept of Homeland Security since they are the same freaking thing
You: Make the Dept of Education more state based and less national, and wallah
You: you have cut so much spending you could probably get rid of the income tax completely
You: lol
Stranger: Colorado has the second lowest education funding. :/
Stranger: Luckily the school I go to still kicks ass regardless. It's one of the top 50 high schools in the nation.
You: I'm not saying we should cut funding, just get rid of national jobs centered around education
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: I knew what you meant.
You: make the decisions based on a local level
...

nayjevin
08-09-2009, 02:56 PM
You: thats an ok argument, but you have to look at other factors besides simply healthcare
Stranger: I would be more supportive of government intervention with the insurance companies.
Stranger: so that they can't control everything.
You: like, are interest groups and insurance companies as prevalent in government overseas?
Stranger: that, I am not sure of.
You: yea,
You: neither am I, but there are many more factors that need to be considered is all im saying


I think you did really well.

Son of Detroit
08-09-2009, 03:33 PM
I tried doing this to talk politics/convert to Ron Paul but I just gave up. For every serious person there were 15 just there to troll/cybersex.

Some of my favorites:


Stranger: I just want to find a girl who will show me her boobs on webcam, if ur keen send me ur msn addy and ill add you
You: hmm... how about some fat man boobs?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: pass
You: k
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Stranger: Russian boy 17 with webcam you ?
You: Interested Japanese girl! im 16!
Stranger: Ah good! =P
You: No I'm just kidding. I'm a United States FBI agent and you are broadcasting illegal child porn. I'm contacting the Russian embassy as we speak.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi there
You: hi. im recruiting for al-qaeda. want to join? free cookies.
Stranger: FREE COOKIES, FOR REAL?!
Stranger: im in dude
You: ok. you need to go see Orama Al-Osama obama hashish kambazi al-qande in iraq.
You: he'll tell you what to do next
You: you can also pick up your membership card at your local k-mart.
Stranger: do you guys pay the tickets?
You: no. the recession hit us pretty hard. you'll have to supply them.
You: sorry.
Stranger: awshiat
Stranger: but I really want the cookies so I guess payings for tickets isnt very bad thing after all
You: nah.
You: also, after your 5th suicide bombing you get one free flight and stay at any one of our hotels.
You: so theres a plus
Stranger: damn I like your bonuses
Stranger: I'm gonna be the best suicide bomber the world has ever seen
You: you have to undergo some training first though
You: its pretty complicated.
Stranger: oh, can you tell me more about this?
You: it involves a prostitute, a bowling ball, some water balloons, and an unopened pack of marlboros. other than that i cant get much further into it without giving up classified informationn
Stranger: I like the marlboro part...prostitutes are ok as long as they're shemales
You: we can arrange that
Stranger: about those balls and balloons..im not very sure if I like that
Stranger: but I guess mans gotta do what mans gotta do
You: gimme a sec
You: getting a tip from the boss
Stranger: okay
You: hmm...
You: he doesnt like you
You: feels you arent committed. you have to do something to convince him.
Stranger: alright well...can you give me a hint what to do?
Stranger: im not very good in this
Stranger: maybe I should bomb something?
You: no nothing that extreme
You: he wants to film you in a threesome with his dog
Stranger: okay that sounds reasonable
Stranger: when should I do that?
Stranger: oh and is your boss male? cause I'm quite uncomfortable with women
You: youll have to arrange that with his secretary. but they're on holiday right now so try on the next business day.
You: he's a shemale. so youre in luck.
Stranger: this is my lucky day...
Stranger: allright well I think im gonna go to book a flight to Iraq now
Stranger: and I'll calls your boss monday
You: ok. bring him/her a present
You: he likes bob dylan. get him an album or something
Stranger: ok I'll try to come with something
Stranger: thats good to know
You: nice to have you aboard. you'll like it here, lots of fun people. jokes are a-plenty.
Stranger: maybe well see later in Iraq or somewhere
You: yea that'd be great.
You: there's a company party later this week
You: hope you can make it
Stranger: I will try to
Stranger: Im so excited right now..new job
Stranger: but now I gotta go book that flight so seeya later my fellow terrorist
You: bye brother.
Stranger: may the allah be with you
You: im just kidding im an fbi agent
You: im arresting you now
You: have fun in gitmo
Stranger: FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCC
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

qh4dotcom
08-09-2009, 07:28 PM
Bump

Paulitical Correctness
03-10-2010, 10:31 PM
I got bored and revisited. I actually talked to someone that thought libertarian meant liberal. I linked them to several sites and I believe we have a +1 to the movement.

Good luck sifting through all the horny teenagers, though.

disorderlyvision
03-10-2010, 11:55 PM
thread is fucking hilarious