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03-23-2009, 02:35 PM
obama is my shepherd,
i shall not want.
he leadeth me beside still factories.
he restoreth my faith in the republican party.
he guideth me in the path of unemployment.
yea, though i walk through the valley of the bread line,
i shall not go hungry.
obama has anointed my income with taxes,
my expenses runneth over my income,
surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life.
the democrats and i will live forever
in a rented home.
but i am glad i am an american,
i am glad that i am free.
but i wish i was a dog
and obama was a tree.

03-23-2009, 02:35 PM

03-23-2009, 04:36 PM
Our President which art in Washington, hallowed be thy fame.
Thy welfare come, thy warfare done in America, as it is overseas.
Give us each day our daily bread.
And give us more debts, as we are indebted to printing presses.
And lead us not into capitalism, but deliver us from property.
For thine is the nation and the people and the steeple, fours years ever.