Wow... I just convinced my friend that he is a Ron Paul fan without even knowing.

[Starks]

My friend (a moderate Democrat) tells me:

"The less things our corrupt federal government touches, the better..."

I tell him:

"You'd make a good RP fan."

[Ron]

I've got chills.

[SWATH]

Now, when he asks the question, "who is Ron Paul" just tell him he is a Republican and then take one large step to the side to avoid the projectile vomit. That is what I have to do with my dad but he almost gets me every time.