RonPaulfacts.com LOLerz!!

[Perry]

Anyone seen the site http://www.ronpaulfacts.com/?

Absolutely golden!!:p

Here are just a few nuggets...

King Midas shook hands with Ron Paul once... nothing happened.

When Ron Paul takes a shower, he doesn't get wet...the water gets Ron Paul.

Ron Paul's evil twin could no longer live the lie. He just donated $250 to Ron Paul 2008.

Ron Paul is 9 feet tall, but the weight of his conscience makes him look shorter.

Ron Paul is an element on the periodic table.

Ron Paul supplies enough power to light Las Vegas for 15 years.

I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Ron Paul.

Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the call of freedom.

Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.

Ron Paul doesn't act like a patriot, a patriot acts
like Ron Paul.

While not a proctologist, Ron Paul will save his country's ass.

Waldo cannot hide from Ron Paul.

Paul is able to leap tall stacks of congressional
legislation in a single bound.

Lots and lots more there...:D

[mediahasyou]

For more lols, visit Obama (http://theobamaforum.com) supporters at the "The Obama Forum (http://theobamaforum.com)".

[StudentForPaul08]

THat was so funny my two favorites were:


Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the
Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.

and

Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the
call of freedom.

[StudentForPaul08]

For more lols, visit Obama (http://theobamaforum.com) supporters at the "The Obama Forum (http://theobamaforum.com)".

Wait, that can't be real. That is like a "parody" forum right? :confused::o

[Perry]

THat was so funny my two favorites were:


Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the
Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.

and

Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the
call of freedom.

You made it sound like you read the entire thing. Just so you know there are multiple multiple pages. I just can't stop reading them.

[StudentForPaul08]

You made it sound like you read the entire thing. Just so you know there are multiple multiple pages. I just can't stop reading them.

Yea but i got the feeling the good ones were on the front page.

[Vet_from_cali]

lmaoooo

[MRoCkEd]

# Ron Paul doesn't masturbate, but if he did it would be to
the constitution.

[Perry]

Ok I guess there is only 10 pages. Wish there was more. We need to add to this.

[honkywill]

the guy who made that site used to post here. he ripped a few people off and tried to compete with liberty card.

[Bodhi]

Wow, the site is just totally made for one purpose, to cash in on the RP revolution. What a shame and what a sham.

[Perry]

Wow, the site is just totally made for one purpose, to cash in on the RP revolution. What a shame and what a sham.

eeeerm...did I miss something? Is he selling some product?
Oh yeah Ron Paul business cards. Is this not legit?
Does he not have great links to RP websites inclsuding this forum?
Hate to say it but nobodies got a monopoly on Ron Paul and when America elects him as president they won't give a damn that you wanted him in first.
Now calm down and enjoy the show.:D

[Bodhi]

eeeerm...did I miss something? Is he selling some product?
Oh yeah Ron Paul business cards. Is this not legit?
Does he not have great links to RP websites inclsuding this forum?
Hate to say it but nobodies got a monopoly on Ron Paul and when America elects him as president they won't give a damn that you wanted him in first.
Now calm down and enjoy the show.:D

I'm calm, the dude is making money off adsense (the ads on the site), and is probably loving the fact you posted it here. He is free to do that and good on him, but at the same time you must realize it is just a way for him to make some cash. If you like what he is doing and like they site, well then that is a win win.

[Perry]

I'm calm, the dude is making money off adsense (the ads on the site), and is probably loving the fact you posted it here. He is free to do that and good on him, but at the same time you must realize it is just a way for him to make some cash. If you like what he is doing and like they site, well then that is a win win.

Doesn't this site make money off adds? Doesn't a website require money to support itself? I highly doubt the guy is making much off any adds.

[newbitech]

these made me lol

# Ron Paul knows how much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

# Much to his chagrin, Ron Paul wakes daily to find bald eagles
nesting in his chest hair.

King Midas shook hands with Ron Paul once. Nothing happened

[DJ24966]

http://digg.com/political_opinion/RonPaulFacts_com

Digg

[Smoke the Liberty Tree]

For more lols, visit Obama (http://theobamaforum.com) supporters at the "The Obama Forum (http://theobamaforum.com)".

Please tell me this is a joke forum. Otherwise i have to rethink my position on the electoral college. :eek: