Just had a Jehovah's witness come to my door.

[matthalifax]

These people came to my door and told me armageddon was coming, that judgement day was upon us. I had to force myself not to burst out laughing. Can you imagine when we have the Greatest depression ever how many religions are going to be like "Ohhhh it's judgement day our 72 virgins/heaven/Xenu God is here Wohoooooo"

[M House]

Yep religion's gonna be all over it, but it's simply going to suck like most depressions do.

[Uriel999]

Funny you should bring us Xenu, I actually met him the other day. We got quite drunk together. He told me how he does not know wtf is up with tom Cruise. He's actually a really chill dude who owns a small airline business. Has no idea where the idea of having golden spaceships that look like large airplanes comes from. Biggest planes he flies are 727s. But times are tough for him right now he told he how he had to sell half his fleet but nobody is buying them so he just mothballed them.

[phill4paul]

Entertainment value:

Jehovah witness > x-box 360

[VIDEODROME]

Even if Judgement day really was coming what are we supposed to do about it?

[Zolah]

Even if Judgement day really was coming what are we supposed to do about it?

Donate your money.

[M House]

Common guys it's time to don some Gothic armor and sack the French, again.

[Athan]

You SHOULD have told him about Ron Paul, Peter Schiff, and Jim Rodgers. You had such an opening!!

[Freedom 4 all]

It's against Jehova witness principles to vote or be involved in politics so teaching them about RP would do no good. I actually respect them as a people though, they were one of the only sects to stand firm against Nazism. In a strictly philosophical sense you could say they are anarchists because they refuse to partake in the system.

[Mitt Romneys sideburns]

It's against Jehova witness principles to vote or be involved in politics so teaching them about RP would do no good. I actually respect them as a people though, they were one of the only sects to stand firm against Nazism. In a strictly philosophical sense you could say they are anarchists because they refuse to partake in the system.

They are a bunch of douchebags.

[lucius]

I have great fun with them--they only come bye once. :)

[dr. hfn]

they could be allies

[Mitt Romneys sideburns]

they could be allies

no they cant.

[Rael]

Whats the difference between Yugo and a Jehovahs witness?


You can shut the door on a jehovahs witness

[sevin]

I always laugh, slam the door, open it back up, laugh some more, slam it again, open it up, keep laughing, slam again, etc., till they go away. :)

[TER]

Even if Judgement day really was coming what are we supposed to do about it?

Repent.