Barack Obama - The Magical Money Machine

[Lucille]

The following is a voicemail message left at CitiBank over late car payments:


We're not rich like y'all (http://ace.mu.nu/archives/WEnotrich1.wav) - that's one thing y'all are gonna have to understand. But one day this year we will be, because we have Barack Obama.

How very sad.

Their Hopes will soon be crushed, and it will all end in tears.

[nullvalu]

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: when can i stop paying my mortgage? cuz we got Barack Obama and he's gonna make me rich.

[A. Havnes]

I want Obama to give me my own house and a car. I also want a lot of money. Heck, since he's so magical, he can change my height from 4'10" to 6'3", and he can also do something about these scrawny little arms of mine, too.

Maybe, he'll turn the bark of trees gold, too, since that would be a nice color. Speaking of colors, certain forests will have fall-colored leaves all year long, even in the winter! And speaking of winter, he can solve his illusional global warming problem with a wave of his hand.

Isn't he awesome!

[sevin]

Wow. There are going to be some VERY disappointed people in the next few years.

[Andrew Ryan]

Woooo socialism ftw!

[PatriotLegion]

Waaaah!!!!

I would send the repo man ASAP!

Yes we will be rich because of MR B.O. :rolleyes:

Guess ignorance is bliss, so will a lobotomy when time comes. ;)

[orafi]

The following is a voicemail message left at CitiBank over late car payments:



How very sad.

Their Hopes will soon be crushed, and it will all end in tears.

under hussein/socialism, we're not going to be equally wealthy, but equally poor.

[The_Orlonater]

It's too hard to decide, who do you hate more, Obama or his supporters? :mad:

[Lucille]

I loathe Obama.

I pity his fools!

[heavenlyboy34]

Barack The Magic Negro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfxVkLhlu5s) :D;)