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Dojo
01-05-2009, 05:51 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/01/04/bush-jeb-bush-president/......

Here we go again...........I wrote this little ditty a few years ago when there were rumors of Jeb running..........

C'mon listen to a story bout a man named Jeb,
A Florida Buccaneer going viral on the Web,
Just the other day he was shutting down a school,
When up from the ground came his brothers' black pool............


Oil that is..."Black Gold"................"Texas Tea"

Well the next thing ya know bro George the White House Heir,
Said "Hey Jeb,who said life is fair!",
Said "President, is what your gonna be,
don't worry 'bout the votes cause your in the family"...............


Bush that is, swinging chimps, hanging Chads.......


WELL.......now it's time to say goodbye to Jeb and all his kin,
George ONE and TWO will find a way to get him voted in.
Your all invited back next time to their reality,
to have a heaping helping of their impropriety,

Sit a spell..........take your shoes off, Ya'll bend over now ya hear......!!!





Okay JibJab ........let's see what you can do with this.......

acptulsa
01-05-2009, 08:07 AM
His only accomplishment as governor of a major state was to steal a national election. His only qualification for the office is a blood relation to two of the worst ever in history to hold that office. He is nothing more and nothing less than the very symbol of the nepotism-based class system which is on the verge of destroying this nation from the inside out.

Tell that spooky ex-spook jackass that if he has any human feelings at all, he should leave his other son out of it for fear that someone will do to him what he seems to have helped do to JFK. The last time this nation had to deal with a King George III it wasn't pretty, and just because this George III goes by Jeb does not mean that this time would be one bit better.

gaazn
01-05-2009, 09:16 AM
Jeb Bush would beat Obama by securing both the Catholic and Hispanic swing voters. McCain could have picked Jeb Bush for VP because he should have known that he couldn't distance himself from George W anyways. But at least it would put Florida in the bag.

Bro.Butch
01-05-2009, 09:32 AM
The BUFFOON 3 campaign ! To think millions of DUMMMMB -asses would actually vote for him...

sad sad SAD!

hope7134
01-05-2009, 05:15 PM
Hey there's a plan, let's keep electing the same people. Why not just clone the Clintons, Rockefellars, Kennedy's, Bushs, etc and they when the real ones die, we'll have their replacements.
multiplicity doug and his clones
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmtCx63dV8c&feature=related