Emergency Bailout !!

[UtahApocalypse]

Business was booming!! I had customers everyday, and plenty of sales. Suddenly I go in today and nothing, not one person. Seems my product is worthless, I can't even give any away. I have tons of inventory on hand and not a soul that will buy it. I beg of you to please write your legislature, and rally to bailout my industry. There are probably many others nationwide suffering this same loss today. We need your help!






Bailout the Christmas Tree Farms!!!

[HOLLYWOOD]

Do you have the Means to appear to be a BANK?

If you give the appearance that you're a bank, we can BAIL YOU OUT!

regards,

The 3 financial BOZOS; Blair, Bernake, Paulson

PS: Yes, I do remember your bank, Pine Tree Savings & Loan! Checks in the Mail

[constitutional]

Hello members of the Christmas Tree Farms,

If you let my wife on the board of directors for your company, I will take the initiative to make sure your company gets the bailout.

Sincerely,
The Senator from IL.

P.S., I am doing this because it's best for the American people. We don't want Americans to be with out a job! Hopefully your Christmas trees selling business will pick up during the summer.