For Sale in Illinois

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Bad credit, no credit, it don't matter! Blogo will sell you what you need for no money down!

He'll sell you this:

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Quality Pre-Owned Automobile

Or for the low, low price of $999,999.95 (no f-ing appreciation accepted), you can get this:

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Obama's Senate Seat

[Mitt Romneys sideburns]

How does John McCain manage to fall asleep in such an uncomfortable looking chair?

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How does John McCain manage to fall asleep in such an uncomfortable looking chair?


Cuz he never is in it! And, neither is Hillary, nor was Obama. The seats never get used - only when it comes time to fuck Americans.

[Mitt Romneys sideburns]

Cuz he never is in it! And, neither is Hillary, nor was Obama. The seats never get used - only when it comes time to fuck Americans.

No, I have seen him fall asleep in one.