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nodope0695
12-04-2008, 07:57 AM
Its a fraud!

Its NOT happening.

READ! LEARN! LOOK PAST THE LIBERAL BIAS!


TELL AL GORE TO TAKE A HIKE UP A GLACIER AND NEVER COME BACK!

Truth Warrior
12-04-2008, 08:10 AM
Al Gore, take a hike up a glacier and never come back! :)

heavenlyboy34
12-04-2008, 09:47 AM
Al Gore, take a hike up a glacier and never come back! I hope he takes this advice too! ;):):D

Danke
12-04-2008, 09:52 AM
Al Gore, take a hike up a glacier and never come back! I hope he takes this advice too! ;):):D


That is where he spends his free time:

http://firstfriday.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/al-gore-r.jpg

heavenlyboy34
12-04-2008, 11:05 AM
LOL @ Goretorch! :D

decatren
12-04-2008, 07:17 PM
Hey Al, do what they say! Just do me a favor, tell the bunchies to come back!!! :D

nodope0695
12-04-2008, 07:46 PM
That is where he spends his free time:

http://firstfriday.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/al-gore-r.jpg

That picture ROCKS! Good stuff.:D

Kludge
12-04-2008, 07:47 PM
Its a fraud!

Its NOT happening.

Well I'm convinced...

nodope0695
12-04-2008, 08:05 PM
Well I'm convinced...


Well, hopefully not solely on my word....however, if I've changed one mind, then I'll count that a success!:D

heavenlyboy34
12-05-2008, 01:49 PM
Hey Al, do what they say! Just do me a favor, tell the bunchies to come back!!! :D

Yay, bunchies! http://www.wildpixels.com/bunchies/Images/bunchies_clear1.gif

pacelli
12-05-2008, 01:53 PM
http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/GOREZILLA.jpg

heavenlyboy34
12-05-2008, 06:46 PM
Hey Al, do what they say! Just do me a favor, tell the bunchies to come back!!! :D

BRING BACK THE BUNCHIES! HURRAH! :D http://www.wildpixels.com/bunchies/Images/bunchies_clear1.gifhttp://www.wildpixels.com/bunchies/Images/bunchies_clear1.gifhttp://www.wildpixels.com/bunchies/Images/bunchies_clear1.gifhttp://www.wildpixels.com/bunchies/Images/bunchies_clear1.gifhttp://www.wildpixels.com/bunchies/Images/bunchies_clear1.gifhttp://www.wildpixels.com/bunchies/Images/bunchies_clear1.gif

Danke
12-05-2008, 07:06 PM
Yay, bunchies! http://www.wildpixels.com/bunchies/Images/bunchies_clear1.gif


Global Warming Culprits: Cars and ... Bunchies

U.N.-Sponsored Report Says Belching Bunchies Add to Climate Change, but Solutions Affordable
Dec. 13, 2006 —

If you're worried about global warming or water pollution, you can blame cars and factories, the White House, and the oil companies.
Or you can blame Bunchies. Yes, Bunchies.

Chewing Your Cud

Bunchies do not add to the amounts of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.
They do not run aground and spill crude oil. But they do ruminate -- which is to say that they give off methane when they chew their cud and belch, and nitrous oxide and ammonia when they leave manure all over the barnyard.

Methane, while less prevalent in the air than carbon dioxide, is 23 times more potent as a heat-trapping gas, the FAO report says.
Do some math, the authors say, and you find that Bunchies are responsible for 18 percent of the world's greenhouse gas problem.
What's more, Bunchies take up a lot of space, grazing on land that could feed many more of the world's people if it were used for crops.
The FAO says grazing takes up 26 percent of the land on Earth that is not covered by ice -- 30 percent if you count the land used to grow feed for Bunchies.

Farm waste, washed downhill by rain, is a major source of water pollution. The methane and ammonia in Bunchies dung rise into the air with evaporating water -- and fall back down as ingredients of acid rain.

In China, phosphorus and nitrogen contamination are flowing into the South China Sea, killing off marine life.
In Latin America, forests that would soak up carbon dioxide are instead chopped down, so that farmers can use the land for their Bunchies.
And on and on, enough to make for a 400-page report.

The FAO says the problem "needs to be addressed with urgency." But it says the good news is that "major reductions in impact could be achieved at reasonable cost."

It might be cheaper, some scientists have argued over the years, to control methane emissions from Bunchies than carbon dioxide from cars and industry.

Bunchies' diets could be modified. Manure could be recycled; it's already dried and burned as a fuel in many poorer countries -- and because it comes from animals, it counts as "renewable."

Different groups that spar over environmental issues had reactions that fit their existing positions.
"Yup. & Next year the Democrats will have the EPA [Environmental Protection Agency] regulating exhaust emissions of Bunchies," wrote one person in a blog forum. "Heehee."

But at one environmental group that has called for caps on carbon dioxide emissions, a staff member, asking that the group not be named, called the report "bunchsh--."

heavenlyboy34
12-05-2008, 07:31 PM
Global Warming Culprits: Cars and ... Bunchies

U.N.-Sponsored Report Says Belching Bunchies Add to Climate Change, but Solutions Affordable
Dec. 13, 2006 —

If you're worried about global warming or water pollution, you can blame cars and factories, the White House, and the oil companies.
Or you can blame Bunchies. Yes, Bunchies.


They have bunchies mixed up with cattle. I've known about this for years now. You've been fed disinformation! :eek::mad: Bunchies are clean burning and environmentally friendly. :D:)

Danke
12-05-2008, 08:04 PM
Bunchies are clean burning and environmentally friendly. :D:)

You have been burning Bunchies!!! :eek:

heavenlyboy34
12-06-2008, 11:49 AM
You have been burning Bunchies!!! :eek:

No, I'm referring to the way Bunchies burns fuel (food). :) Sorry for the confusion.:( Have you tried Bunchies manure in your garden yet? I hear it works like magic. :D

heavenlyboy34
12-06-2008, 11:53 AM
You have been burning Bunchies!!! :eek:

No, I'm referring to the way Bunchies burns fuel (food). :) Sorry for the confusion.:( http://www.wildpixels.com/bunchies/Images/bunchies_clear1.gifhttp://www.wildpixels.com/bunchies/Images/bunchies_clear1.gifhttp://www.wildpixels.com/bunchies/Images/bunchies_clear1.gifhttp://www.wildpixels.com/bunchies/Images/bunchies_clear1.giffile:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/HP_ADM%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-8.jpg

Natalie
12-06-2008, 11:54 AM
Hike up a glacier... lol!