rancher89
11-25-2008, 01:33 PM
1. Stocks are on sale... keep putting money into your 401K.
2. BHO will make change for the better.
3. You need to spend more money to get the economy going.
4. Everything is O.K. go back to sleep...
5. WT7 fell because of "thermal expansion."
6. Vaccines are safe and should be made mandatory for everyone.
7. No one's going to try and take your guns away from you, you can own whatever gun you want.
8. We know better than the Founding Fathers--we can make you safe.
9. Gulf War Syndrome doesn't exist. And the government didn't cause it. It's stress.
10. Chemtrails are nothing more than a conspiracy rumor.
11. Municipal water is safe and healthy to drink.
12. Occurrences of Transmissible Spongiform Encephalopathies are exceedingly rare. Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease is contracted by, on the average, only 1 in a million people.
13. Barack Hussein Obama was born in Hawaii.
14. The existence of FEMA camps is crazy conspiracy talk.
15. The President of the United States of America is the most powerful person in the world.
16. Publicized lists of the world's wealthiest people are complete.
17. There are only 12 million illegal aliens inside our national border.
18. The Waco seige was necessary. The Branch Davidians killed themselves.
19. U.S. Representative James Traficant was removed from office and imprisoned because of the crimes with which he was charged.
20. Osama bin Laden was impossible to find and is still living.
21. We live in a free country.
22. That the world's top bankers, British nobility, and a number of our Presidents are related through marriage is merely amusing trivia.
23. The Murrah Building in Oklahoma City was destroyed by a homemade fertilizer bomb planted in a van parked on the street.
24. We are United States citizens.
25. Federal Reserve notes are legal money.
26. Republican Presidents, Republican Congressmen, and the hierarchy of the Republican Party really want to outlaw abortion.
27. When you make your last payment you actually own your car and your house.
28. Homemade distilled liquor is illegal because the government wants to protect people from lead poisoning.
29. Easter is a Christian holiday.
30. The primary purpose of seat belt laws is to save lives on the highway.
31. A dollar is a piece of paper with a picture of George Washington on it.
32.. The only viable way to run vehicles: gasoline, diesel, biodiesel and electricity, nothing else exists, especially if the government isn't involved...
33. The Safest way to bring a building down is to place large blocks of steel on the top floor and then set fire to it half way down.
34 Credit is Good Thing and Visa, Master Card and AMEX is on Your Side.
35. Public School only teaches Math,Reading and Writing. And do a Great Job of it. (sic)
36. Banks really have all your deposits (ie Cash) in the Vault and you can pick it up at any time.
37 The Federal Reserve is a US Government institution just like the FBI, IRS, CIA, Congress,USPS, USDA. and to think other wise means you are Crazy.
38. The only agenda the Democratic and Republican Parties have in common is the good of the nation and her people--and they completely disagree about what is best for it and for us.
2. BHO will make change for the better.
3. You need to spend more money to get the economy going.
4. Everything is O.K. go back to sleep...
5. WT7 fell because of "thermal expansion."
6. Vaccines are safe and should be made mandatory for everyone.
7. No one's going to try and take your guns away from you, you can own whatever gun you want.
8. We know better than the Founding Fathers--we can make you safe.
9. Gulf War Syndrome doesn't exist. And the government didn't cause it. It's stress.
10. Chemtrails are nothing more than a conspiracy rumor.
11. Municipal water is safe and healthy to drink.
12. Occurrences of Transmissible Spongiform Encephalopathies are exceedingly rare. Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease is contracted by, on the average, only 1 in a million people.
13. Barack Hussein Obama was born in Hawaii.
14. The existence of FEMA camps is crazy conspiracy talk.
15. The President of the United States of America is the most powerful person in the world.
16. Publicized lists of the world's wealthiest people are complete.
17. There are only 12 million illegal aliens inside our national border.
18. The Waco seige was necessary. The Branch Davidians killed themselves.
19. U.S. Representative James Traficant was removed from office and imprisoned because of the crimes with which he was charged.
20. Osama bin Laden was impossible to find and is still living.
21. We live in a free country.
22. That the world's top bankers, British nobility, and a number of our Presidents are related through marriage is merely amusing trivia.
23. The Murrah Building in Oklahoma City was destroyed by a homemade fertilizer bomb planted in a van parked on the street.
24. We are United States citizens.
25. Federal Reserve notes are legal money.
26. Republican Presidents, Republican Congressmen, and the hierarchy of the Republican Party really want to outlaw abortion.
27. When you make your last payment you actually own your car and your house.
28. Homemade distilled liquor is illegal because the government wants to protect people from lead poisoning.
29. Easter is a Christian holiday.
30. The primary purpose of seat belt laws is to save lives on the highway.
31. A dollar is a piece of paper with a picture of George Washington on it.
32.. The only viable way to run vehicles: gasoline, diesel, biodiesel and electricity, nothing else exists, especially if the government isn't involved...
33. The Safest way to bring a building down is to place large blocks of steel on the top floor and then set fire to it half way down.
34 Credit is Good Thing and Visa, Master Card and AMEX is on Your Side.
35. Public School only teaches Math,Reading and Writing. And do a Great Job of it. (sic)
36. Banks really have all your deposits (ie Cash) in the Vault and you can pick it up at any time.
37 The Federal Reserve is a US Government institution just like the FBI, IRS, CIA, Congress,USPS, USDA. and to think other wise means you are Crazy.
38. The only agenda the Democratic and Republican Parties have in common is the good of the nation and her people--and they completely disagree about what is best for it and for us.