Supreme Court Upholds Bill Of Rights In 5-4 Decision

[Primbs]

Supreme Court Upholds Bill Of Rights In 5-4 Decision

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/supreme_court_upholds_bill

[DamianTV]

Wow this scared me! Fortunately TheOnion is satire...

[IPSecure]

The Supreme Court's latest decision comes on the heels of last month's 6-3 ruling to abolish the pursuit of happiness from the three inalienable rights guaranteed by the Declaration of Independence.

Good Satire...

[Danke]

Satire, but wasn't there a thread where we posted some dubious court decisions, like the Kelo case?