Planned GWB Library

[Matt Collins]

Planned GWB Library
The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations.

The Library will include:

> The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
> The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
> The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
> The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
> The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
> The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
> The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
> The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.
> The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
> The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.)
> The **** Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
> The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
> The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
> The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican senators.
> The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and view the President's accomplishments.

The library will also include many famous Quotes by George W. Bush:

'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.'

'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'

'Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.'

'No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription drugs and medicine.'

'I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.'

'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'

'Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.'

'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.'

'The future will be better tomorrow.'

'We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.'

'One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.' (during an education photo-op)

'Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.'

'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.'

'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.'...George W.Bush to Sam Donaldson

PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY!

[heavenlyboy34]

I think they forgot the "destroyed world economy" room-shaped like a cartesian map of the world, with the US carpeted with blood red material and the other parts floored with splintering wood planks. ;)

[Antonius Stone]

don't forget the Interrogation room, where a fine assistant from the library will personally waterboard you.

[heavenlyboy34]

here's some quotes for the library:



Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country.
There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee... that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me... you can't get fooled again.
Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness.
It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.
See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.
I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.
We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans.
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the... the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.
I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.
You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

[Dr.3D]

I thought somebody was already naming a sewage disposal plant after him.

Then again maybe not....
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