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micahnelson
11-04-2008, 02:15 PM
In 1989 Jeri Ryan became Miss Illinois. She was the third runner up in the Miss America pageant of 1990. She caught the eye of Jack Ryan, Goldman Sachs money-man-turned educator. They married in 1991 and divorced in 1999. This was two years after Mrs. Ryan took on the roll of “7 of 9”, cyborg-turned-federation officer.

Jack Ryan was working on obtaining a Senate Seat in Illinois. Things were looking well for the former banker until Democrat operatives unsealed court documents relating to the custody hearing of the Ryan's Child. Apparently Jeri Ryan told the judge that Jack Ryan encouraged her to go to sex clubs with her, in the hopes of doing the act on full display.

The revelation resulted in humiliation for Ryan, and ended his senate run. Alan Keyes was selected to replace Ryan, but accusations of carpet bagging and his views on homosexuality effectively ruined his chances of winning the race. Thus, Barack Obama became a US Senator. 143 Days later, he Announced his run for President. Today, He is poised to become the President of the United States.

In attempting to screw in public, Jack Ryan screwed the public.

dannno
11-04-2008, 02:20 PM
In attempting to screw in public, Jack Ryan screwed the public.

:D:(

acptulsa
11-04-2008, 02:22 PM
Resistance was futile. :(

micahnelson
11-04-2008, 02:24 PM
Jeri Ryan is a prude, and thus Barack Obama is President.

lol. Crazy.

micahnelson
11-04-2008, 02:41 PM
If Jack Ryan hadn't had a child, Barack Obama wouldn't have been president. How about that?

If Jeri Ryan had won first place in the Miss America pageant, she would have been too busy touring the country too get married- thus no high profile divorce- and no allegations.

tommyzDad
11-04-2008, 02:47 PM
I will not resist.
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/6330/jeriryan002sq8.jpg

pcosmar
11-04-2008, 02:51 PM
All I could think of, Sorry.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/379597714_7e44c8c557_o.jpg

enjerth
11-04-2008, 03:22 PM
All I could think of, Sorry.

I had a good laugh. LOL. Thanks. :)

Aratus
11-05-2008, 09:37 AM
... 7 of 9 .... yikes! ---- you WENT borg!!!! ----ohhhhhhhhhh nnooooooooooooo!:eek: