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ItsTime
11-03-2008, 05:19 PM
*'Twas the night before elections*

*And all through the town*

*Tempers were flaring*

*Emotions all up and down!*

**
*I, in my bathrobe*

*With a cat in my lap*

*Had cut off the TV*

*Tired of political crap..*

**

*When all of a sudden*

*There arose such a noise*

*I peered out of my window*

*Saw Obama and his boys*
**

*They had come for my wallet*

*They wanted my pay*

*To give to the others*

*Who had not worked a day!*

**
*He snatched up my money*

*And quick as a wink*

*Jumped back on his bandwagon*

*As I gagged from the stink*

**

*He then rallied his henchmen
*

*Who were pulling his cart*

*I could tell they were out*

*To tear my country apart!*

**

*' On Fannie, on Freddie,
*

*On Biden and Ayers!
*

*On Acorn, On Pelosi'*

*He screamed at the pairs!*

**

*They took off for his cause*

*And as he flew out of sight*

*I heard him laugh at the nation*

*Who wouldn't stand up and fight!*

http://zapfu.com/files/wrhki6yi9m0az7q3y62s.jpg (http://zapfu.com/)


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Highland
11-03-2008, 05:35 PM
don't you think that is a little extreme??? He will probably do a good job because he cares about what history will say about him...not just what papa Bush will say or may even take away his inheritance. As much mudslinging that went on from confirmed CFR'ers like the Clintons and such...he is not in as deep as they would like him to be. IMHO

dannno
11-03-2008, 05:45 PM
Do you make more than $250k??

If not, he'll be giving you a tax break (so he says)

MsDoodahs
11-03-2008, 05:48 PM
Actually, in his "presentation," Obama dropped that to $200K, then Biden dropped it to I think I heard $150K....

lol....

ItsTime
11-03-2008, 06:56 PM
Do you make more than $250k??

If not, he'll be giving you a tax break (so he says)

Go to his tax calculator there is no place to say how you are filing. IE sole proprietor. He leaves that out for good reason he will tax self-employed people no matter how much they make. Well if they are above the poverty line anyway.

Zera
11-03-2008, 07:14 PM
Actually, in his "presentation," Obama dropped that to $200K, then Biden dropped it to I think I heard $150K....

lol....

In a graphic of both of their tax plans, his $200-$250k was $0 cut. I saw this brought up in another board, and the other dude said that he always said that nobody above $250k would get an increase. Well play of words, but no lies at least.

angelatc
11-03-2008, 07:21 PM
http://zapfu.com/files/wrhki6yi9m0az7q3y62s.jpg (http://zapfu.com/)

The colors are backwards.

angelatc
11-03-2008, 07:24 PM
Do you make more than $250k??

If not, he'll be giving you a tax break (so he says)

I hate the notion that if I am recieving a tax break, then I should jump on the tax break bandwagon. I have seen countless Obamabots make statements such as "most of the people arguing against it are people who would benefit from it!"

Like, it is somehow moral to steal as long as the other kids are all doing it...

TruthAtLast
11-03-2008, 07:31 PM
i hate the notion that if i am recieving a tax break, then i should jump on the tax break bandwagon. I have seen countless obamabots make statements such as "most of the people arguing against it are people who would benefit from it!"

like, it is somehow moral to steal as long as the other kids are all doing it...

+1000

ItsTime
11-03-2008, 07:33 PM
I hate the notion that if I am recieving a tax break, then I should jump on the tax break bandwagon. I have seen countless Obamabots make statements such as "most of the people arguing against it are people who would benefit from it!"

Like, it is somehow moral to steal as long as the other kids are all doing it...

So many people do not understand it. I dont want the blood money because some day it may be my blood! I want to be the person making over $250 not the one sucking from the tit of the state.

Grimnir Wotansvolk
11-03-2008, 07:34 PM
The colors are backwards.No they're not. (http://crooksandliars.com/silentpatriot/daily-show-flashback-mccain-socialis)

penguin
11-03-2008, 07:41 PM
*'Twas the night before elections*

*And all through the town*

*Tempers were flaring*

*Emotions all up and down!*

**
*I, in my bathrobe*

*With a cat in my lap*

*Had cut off the TV*

*Tired of political crap..*

**

*When all of a sudden*

*There arose such a noise*

*I peered out of my window*

*Saw Obama and his boys*
**

*They had come for my wallet*

*They wanted my pay*

*To give to the others*

*Who had not worked a day!*

**
*He snatched up my money*

*And quick as a wink*

*Jumped back on his bandwagon*

*As I gagged from the stink*

**

*He then rallied his henchmen
*

*Who were pulling his cart*

*I could tell they were out*

*To tear my country apart!*

**

*' On Fannie, on Freddie,
*

*On Biden and Ayers!
*

*On Acorn, On Pelosi'*

*He screamed at the pairs!*

**

*They took off for his cause*

*And as he flew out of sight*

*I heard him laugh at the nation*

*Who wouldn't stand up and fight!*

http://zapfu.com/files/wrhki6yi9m0az7q3y62s.jpg (http://zapfu.com/)

Sorry, that was too good not to redistribute. I posted it on yahoo answers. Thanks for the laugh.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081103180202AAueZSi

RonPaulCentral
11-03-2008, 07:59 PM
The colors are backwards.

Funny I thougt the same damn thing... lol