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angelatc
10-31-2008, 07:23 AM
http://www.drudgereport.com/flashopp.htm


The Obama campaign has decided to heave out three newspapers from its plane for the final days of its blitz across battleground states -- and all three endorsed Sen. John McCain for president!

The NY POST, WASHINGTON TIMES and DALLAS MORNING NEWS have all been told to move out by Sunday to make room for network bigwigs -- and possibly for the inclusion of reporters from two black magazines, ESSENCE and JET, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

The article also mentions he might be making for documentary filmakers. Because God knows, the ascension of the Messiah should be well documented by sympathetic sources.

The Washington Times seems to corroborate the rumor: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2008/oct/31/washington-times-kicked-obama-plane-finale/

RickyJ
10-31-2008, 07:37 AM
I hope they had a parachute on before he threw them out. :D

hillertexas
10-31-2008, 07:48 AM
From the comments on the Wash Post article:


'Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

" On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi"
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

acptulsa
10-31-2008, 08:36 AM
Everyone just loves liberals because they're just so darned tolerant.

nodope0695
10-31-2008, 08:37 AM
LOL...you beat me to it. I was just about to post this same story. Good think I looked first.:D

acptulsa
10-31-2008, 08:39 AM
LOL...you beat me to it. I was just about to post this same story. Good thing I looked first.:D

Good job.

TER
10-31-2008, 08:39 AM
fairness doctrine going the way of the Constitution...

danberkeley
10-31-2008, 12:17 PM
I hope they had a parachute on before he threw them out. :D

All Indiana Jones need to jump out of a plane was a life raft and a snow-capped mountain. :D

dannno
10-31-2008, 12:20 PM
I hope they had a parachute on before he threw them out. :D

You fucked it up.. you were supposed to say "golden parachute"

HOLLYWOOD
10-31-2008, 12:33 PM
Back to the USSR... this has Soviet Communism written ALL of it!

Press booted from plane... This smells like the Socialist Freak Howard Dean and the DCCC holding a gun to the reporters heads.

Now I totally confused... I thought the Democrats were the Socialists/Communists and the Republicans were the Fascists/Neocons...

Hey, they're both looking exactly the same!

Hmm, NOW where did I here that "NO DIFFERENCE" before? :rolleyes: