angelatc
10-30-2008, 09:01 AM
Intentionally written to sound like an idiot.
Dear Senator Levin,
May I please have a bailout? The transmission in my car died, and I don't have money for a repair.
Please have the government send me a new car. It will help the automakers to give everybody a new car, and I will be able to get to work if I have a car.
There are lots of people getting free government money, and I want some too, It is not fair that the rich people on Wall Street are using my money but I cannot use any of theirs.
Thank you in advance for my bailout.
Dear Senator Levin,
May I please have a bailout? The transmission in my car died, and I don't have money for a repair.
Please have the government send me a new car. It will help the automakers to give everybody a new car, and I will be able to get to work if I have a car.
There are lots of people getting free government money, and I want some too, It is not fair that the rich people on Wall Street are using my money but I cannot use any of theirs.
Thank you in advance for my bailout.