Ron Paul's Promise.

[jonhowe]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/ron_paul_promises_to_return

Hope no one's posted it yet :D

[yongrel]

:D

[MGreen]

I was just about to post this myself.

"Although no one has seen or heard from the Texas congressman since Thursday, sources report the Ron Paul for President campaign has gained an additional $2.3 million in contributions since his disappearance." :)