10 Cool things about Ron Paul

[miketoles]

(This was created by and sent to me by a friend, Jeremy Glass, in Chuck Norris style.)


10 COOL THINGS ABOUT RON PAUL


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Ron Paul is so smart that behind his brain are seven more brains.
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Ron Paul isn't afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of him.
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If you dropped an atomic bomb on Ron Paul he'd just shake it off and still fix the economy.
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An atom on the finger nail that was trimmed off Ron Paul's thumb three years ago has more intelligence than 200 trillion John McCains.
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If Ron Paul was hit by a bus the bus would go to the emergency room.
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If you were to wipe the sweat from Ron Paul's brow with a napkin you'd see an exact copy of the Constitution appear on the napkin.
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Ron Paul can recite the United States Constitution from memory in 1300 different languages.
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Ron Paul exudes so much intelligence that NASA is currently bottling it and plans to send some into space on a trajectory destined to impact another planet so they can create intelligent life in the Universe.
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If you hooked Ron Paul up to a lie detector the lie detector would get nervous.
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At the end of time everybody will be judged by Jesus, and Jesus will be judged by Ron Paul.

[risiusj]

If you were to wipe the sweat from Ron Paul's brow with a napkin you'd see an exact copy of the Constitution appear on the napkin.

:)

[Conza88]

http://www.ronpaulfacts.com/

[dannno]

Heh, I liked the last two especially, and the napkin one..