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torchbearer
10-08-2008, 09:06 PM
Bad news from Asia this afternoon as Japanese banks are the latest to be hit. Apparently,

* Origami Bank has folded.

* Sumo Bank has gone belly-up.

* Karaoke Bank has gone for a song.

* The Bonsai Bank is cutting back its branches.

* Yesterday, shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

* Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks.

* Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

* Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop.

* Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

Oh the humor...

http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/lewrw/archives/023413.html
ShowMeLiberty
10-08-2008, 09:08 PM
Oh the humanity! When lame puns like that make me laugh, I know I'm getting way stressed out. ;)
torchbearer
10-08-2008, 09:50 PM
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Original_Intent
10-08-2008, 10:00 PM
The Sake bank was hung over on bad financial news.
The stockholders of the Tempura bank were fried.
The Tsunami bank was flooded with angry depositors.
There was a run on the Nikkei market (really bad pun on Nike, I apologize)
torchbearer
10-08-2008, 10:02 PM
I have friends that sit around all day waiting for the right pun to come to mind.
One, we call infamously, the punisher because his puns are particular harsh in their corniness.
Conza88
10-08-2008, 10:32 PM
I have friends that sit around all day waiting for the right pun to come to mind.
One, we call infamously, the punisher because his puns are particular harsh in their corniness.

Lmao @ the mental picture I just got.... :D
Indy Vidual
10-08-2008, 10:42 PM
Funny, thanks. :)
Ex Post Facto
10-08-2008, 11:43 PM
lol
torchbearer
10-09-2008, 08:06 AM
Lmao @ the mental picture I just got.... :D

You should see the friends on myspace.
I often get messages from people checking out local profiles telling me I have an unusual group of friends.
torchbearer
10-11-2008, 06:24 PM
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torchbearer
10-12-2008, 11:10 PM
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torchbearer
10-13-2008, 07:48 PM
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mediahasyou
10-13-2008, 08:46 PM
I have friends that sit around all day waiting for the right pun to come to mind.
One, we call infamously, the punisher because his puns are particular harsh in their corniness.

My dad is like that.:rolleyes:
torchbearer
10-13-2008, 08:47 PM
My dad is like that.:rolleyes:

Is your dad's name Harry?
drmarkmedman
10-13-2008, 09:19 PM
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torchbearer
10-13-2008, 09:21 PM
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Don't give Paulson anymore ideas...
He'll create the first Patriot Eagle Bank of Divine Trust and Company.
Anti Federalist
10-13-2008, 09:29 PM
Lmao @ the mental picture I just got.... :D

OK, so I did a google image search trying to put a real image to that mental image...but all I came up with was comic book characters and huge penis porn.

:confused:

So, I'll spare everybody bad puns or the images that go with it.