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ItsTime
09-27-2008, 06:58 PM
They dont have it on line so Ill just type it out here:

In the Grafton Gazette Oct 2008

"Died, Fannie May, 70 years old. Died in the subprime of life. Survived briefly by Lehman Brothers and Merrill Lynch (now deceased). Father, Franklin Roosevelt, was well know for unique mode of philanthropy using other people's money, especially their gold.

Dependents include a large percentage of American former homeowners. Memorial services will be held in the nation's capital for decades to come. Mourners are urged to send no flowers, just hundreds of billions of dollars. Please make checks out to "GSE-sponsored Worldwide bubble (G.W.B.)"

Dead As Doornail. F. Mac, 38. Brother of Fannie Mae; died of the same illness; had reportedly felt subprime for several years. Both siblings are survived by their $5 trillion debt, which is in on danger of passing on.

Freddie was long active in politics. On April 18 2006, he was fined 3.8 million, by far the larges ever assessed by the Federal election Commission, as a result of illegal campaign contributions. Much of the illegal fund raising benefited members of the Houes Financial Services Committee. Notably, Fred had held more than 40 fundraisers for House Financial Services Chairman Michael Oxley.

Mr. Mac's mummified remains will continue to hand out subsidized mortgages to people with no intention of paying back until taspayers get #@$# tired of paying for it.
Moribund. Taxpayer-Subsidized Fractional Reserve Banking. Born 19913 (Acutally still barely alive, but we must ask ourselves "why"???)"

All typos are mine. And the assumption it is a Ron Paul supporter because this paper is full of people from my meet-up group. And no author is listed. Ill have to see who wrote this one up LOL.

Kludge
09-27-2008, 07:03 PM
lololololololol, thanks for sharing!

moostraks
09-27-2008, 07:07 PM
lol...THAT's funny!!!!

ClayTrainor
09-27-2008, 07:07 PM
lmao, this is very funny.

anaconda
09-27-2008, 07:09 PM
Very amusing..

CasualApathy
09-27-2008, 07:12 PM
Angry cop disapproves.
http://blogs.citypages.com/gop/riot-front.jpg

Bruno
09-27-2008, 07:15 PM
great stuff. wish I'd thought of it. :-)

raiha
09-27-2008, 07:19 PM
hey i'll put it in my local paper for a laugh. God knows we all need one. If you found out who penned it give me his/her address and i'll send them a copy of our local rag with it published.

ItsTime
09-27-2008, 07:25 PM
hey i'll put it in my local paper for a laugh. God knows we all need one. If you found out who penned it give me his/her address and i'll send them a copy of our local rag with it published.

Ill see if anyone knows :cool:

Knightskye
09-27-2008, 08:01 PM
Hahahahaha.

John of Des Moines
09-27-2008, 08:06 PM
That will get on Jay Leno's headlines bit.

afmatt
09-27-2008, 08:08 PM
Angry cop disapproves.
http://blogs.citypages.com/gop/riot-front.jpg

bwahahahahaaaaa

parke
09-28-2008, 12:27 PM
Hysterical!!!

angelatc
09-28-2008, 12:29 PM
That's hysterical! Are they really in the obits?

Somebody should definitely send them to Leno.

Cali4RonPaul
09-28-2008, 12:34 PM
Hahaha.

MelissaCato
09-28-2008, 12:40 PM
Good Read ... I passed it on .. and emailed Han & Colms LMAO

freelance
09-28-2008, 12:41 PM
Hats off to the author and whoever got it published. THAT is really clever.

liberteebell
09-28-2008, 12:45 PM
hats off to the author and whoever got it published. That is really clever.

+2008:d