Bush Declares War on Aliens.

[vegaspilot03]

After declaring war on Depressions and teleprompters, Bush has declared war on the Aliens living on Earth. Futhermore, Bush says that Aliens may look like a human and therefore will begin probing program to test for Human DNA. Dick Cheney volunteers to do probing only if the tests are conducted at his home between 10pm-2am.

Bush will be unavailable for the next 3 months for a trip to his Ranch in Texas. Cheney was invited to go hunting, he declined.



muahaha

[kojirodensetsu]

For a second there I thought you meant Bush was gonna go after illegal immigrants. I should have known better. :rolleyes:

[vegaspilot03]

lol

not so much.