I Do Not Like This Bailout Plan

[MsDoodahs]

I do not like this bailout plan.

I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere.

The Fed Reserve is “in a box”
But Henry Paulson’s like a fox

The proposal that is in the House
Should make him feel just like a louse

They’ll buy back bonds composed of loans
To people that can’t afford their homes

The deal will even go so far
To buy back loans made on my car!

I do not like it on a boat
Bernanke should go #$%& a goat!

I do not like it on a train
Ron Paul is right, that much is plain

They want to pass it in a rush
It’s got to suck! It’s backed by Bush!

- by bill aka NoDooDahs!

:)

[TastyWheat]

Love Bernanke's line. This is one for the archives.

[ihsv]

:D

[LandonCook]

laughed my ass off!

[BeFranklin]

I do not like them taking my boat,
This is a proposal that just won't float
I do not want them taking my house
I feel like Bernanke is feeling my blouse
I do not like it here or there
I do not like that anywhere
Hands off my property and life
And do not butter with my knife
Get a real job, I think you can
Taking my money is not a plan

[JoshLowry]

Excellent!

[socialize_me]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The Bailout stinks
and so does poo

weak, but most remixes (or remices??) suck