idiom
09-13-2008, 02:51 AM
I love these guys:
We constructed a guild specifically to play World of Warcraft in a reasonable way, with a focus on five-man instances and a schedule that was compatible with human lives. The trouble is that the rewards for doing the more elaborate raids are almost nonsensical by comparison, ridiculous. I'm not talking about bosses, or middle management, or whoever is being gutted tonight. Even their undead pool man, a Goddamned civilian, drops a ancient, spiked crown that peers deep the future.
So, you build your organization out to grasp that fruit. For a time, you aren't jiggered for five mans, because now you have eight. And once the tens have arrive, you have thirteen. It's some magical Goddamned ratio, written into existence, that ensures human suffering.
Fuck the rest of this shit. I want our next President to have managed a guild.
Penny-Arcade (http://www.penny-arcade.com/2008/9/12/)
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20080912.jpg
We constructed a guild specifically to play World of Warcraft in a reasonable way, with a focus on five-man instances and a schedule that was compatible with human lives. The trouble is that the rewards for doing the more elaborate raids are almost nonsensical by comparison, ridiculous. I'm not talking about bosses, or middle management, or whoever is being gutted tonight. Even their undead pool man, a Goddamned civilian, drops a ancient, spiked crown that peers deep the future.
So, you build your organization out to grasp that fruit. For a time, you aren't jiggered for five mans, because now you have eight. And once the tens have arrive, you have thirteen. It's some magical Goddamned ratio, written into existence, that ensures human suffering.
Fuck the rest of this shit. I want our next President to have managed a guild.
Penny-Arcade (http://www.penny-arcade.com/2008/9/12/)
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20080912.jpg