So this man walks into a Barr... *Official make-a-joke-about-Bob-Barr thread*

[RonPaulVolunteer]

Let's lighten this up a bit and see who can come up with the best joke...

[SnappleLlama]

So, Bob Barr decided to run for president....

STOP LAUGHING!

[UtahApocalypse]

A man walks into a Barr....

[strapko]

Borat: Hi Barr would you like cheese?
Barr: Yes.
Barr: Yum good cheese.
Borat: Made from wife tit. VERY NICE!

[surf]

termite walks into a Barr, asks is the Barr tender here?

help if needed:
(what do termites eat?)

[micahnelson]

Among other things Bob Barr is a contortionist. After all, how could he lie to your face, stab you in the back, ride your coat tails- all while keeping his distance.

[RonPaulVolunteer]

Borat: Hi Barr would you like cheese?
Barr: Yes.
Barr: Yum good cheese.
Borat: Made from wife tit. VERY NICE!

Ahhh.... that's cheesy... :o

[UtahApocalypse]

among other things bob barr is a contortionist. After all, how could he lie to your face, stab you in the back, ride your coat tails- all while keeping his distance.

lmao

[Paulitical Correctness]

So Barr walks into a priest and a rabbi...

Well, forget the punchline - the priest ends up being Chuck Baldwin and apparently knows muay thai.

Smacked that creepy moustache right off his face!

[agaiziunas]

.. but before he can walk in, he gets there, and sees the Barr isn't where it's supposed to be.

Where the hell is the Barr? I want to get pissed on ice cold pints of Liberty!

[nullvalu]

What do you call a bird who can't get off the ground?

a Crow Barr!

:D

[angelatc]

There once was a fellow named Barr
Who politically sought to go far
He wanted the ball
but then he dissed Paul
and thus proved his campaign quite bizarre


(not exactly a joke, but gimme some poetic license!)

[micahnelson]

Learn the differences, Know it well.
http://micahnelson.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/babarbarrker.gif

[anaconda]

What do you call a bird who can't get off the ground?

a Crow Barr!

Ha! Great one!

[strapko]

How do you become a certified lawyer?

-you pass the Barr exam.

[anaconda]

How many Barrs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb up to the socket, and the world revolves around him!

P.S. I stole that one...originally it's for rock n roll band lead singers

[JoshLowry]

Two blondes walk into a Barr
















The brunette walks around him.

[Paulitical Correctness]

We must be close to a Barrn, because I smell bull shit.

[strapko]

How do you know if a blond died her hair?

When you say 'lets go to the bar' and she ends up in Barr's house.

[strapko]

I punched someone at the Barr!

[Paul.Bearer.of.Injustice]

Bob Barrrrf.

[amy31416]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Bob.

Bob who?

Go fuck yourself.

[JoshLowry]

Keep your day jobs people!

These are all horrible, my joke included. :D

[kathy88]

Among other things Bob Barr is a contortionist. After all, how could he lie to your face, stab you in the back, ride your coat tails- all while keeping his distance.




No more calls, folks, we have a winner.

[afmatt]

So, Bob Barr decided to run for president....

STOP LAUGHING!

HAHAHAAaaaaaaaahahaaa

[Paulitical Correctness]

Brotherhood
Of
Backstabbing
Bastard
Amorphous
Resilient
Reptilians

!

[Paul.Bearer.of.Injustice]

what do you call a political parasite opportunist who attaches himself to the ship of Liberty?

A Barrnacle

[BuddyRey]

Three politicians are on a jet aircraft: Ralph Nader, Ron Paul, and Bob Barr. When the pilot announces that they are going down, the three men panic and rush to the exit.

There is only one parachute, to the chagrin of all three men. Ralph Nader heroically decides to stay on the plane, citing his atrocious carbon footprint for his decision to let himself die.

Ron Paul wants to take the parachute, but eventually decides that he would feel guilty for abandoning his peers.

Bob Barr sneakily insists that Ron Paul take the last parachute, to retain a veneer of grace and magnanimity. But when Ron Paul finally agrees and straps himself in to flee the plummeting craft, Bob Barr knocks out Ron Paul with a judo chop (while Ralph Nader is conveniently distracted with the on-board hydroponic garden and a collection of tantric yoga DVD's) and proceeds to ride Ron Paul's unconscious, parachuted body over Washington, DC.

The lesson here? Sometimes you eat the bar and, sometimes, the Barr eats you!

[nullvalu]

what do you call a political parasite opportunist who attaches himself to the ship of Liberty?

A Barrnacle

lol, nice

[hotbrownsauce]

From Barney the Dinosaur theme song

Barr is a candidate from from libertarians
And when he's tall
he's what we call a no-show sensation

Barr friends are big and small
they come from lots of places
after Barr No shows
mock him with funny faces

Barr shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend
and lies to our face
And how to be a friend

Barr comes to play with us
Whenever we may need him
Barney can be your friend too
Whenever you may need him!

[Ninja Homer]

So a pastor, a socialist, and a black woman walk into a Barr.

Then they hold him down while Ron Paul punches his mustache off.

[BuddyRey]

From Barney the Dinosaur theme song

Barr is a candidate from from libertarians
And when he's tall
he's what we call a no-show sensation

Barr friends are big and small
they come from lots of places
after Barr No shows
mock him with funny faces

Barr shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend
and lies to our face
And how to be a friend

Barr comes to play with us
Whenever we may need him
Barney can be your friend too
Whenever you may need him!

Great, now I'll NEVER get that theme song out of my head!

::: having nightmarish Barney flashbacks from when my sister was five years old and obsessed with that friggin' purple dinosaur :::

[tpreitzel]

what do you call a political parasite opportunist who attaches himself to the ship of Liberty?

A Barrnacle

Hardy har har ... I should know by now to never read these forums while eating... Just like Uncle Sam, we'll now be able to label Bob Barr as Uncle Barrnacle! Yeeeeeeeeee Hawwwwwwww! ;)

[Ninja Homer]

Bob Barr, Chuck Baldwin, Cynthia McKinney, and Ralph Nader are on an island, being minimalized by the media and the 2-party system.

Ron Paul suddenly appears and tells them he can grant them each their greatest wish.

Chuck Baldwin says, "I want to be a mainstream candidate."

POOF! He's gone.

Cynthia McKinney says, "I want lots of media attention."

POOF! She's gone.

Ralph Nader says, "I just want to be in all the major debates."

POOF! He's gone.

Bob Barr says, "I just can't make up my mind... I wish those people were back here with me to help."

POOF!

[hotbrownsauce]

Bob Barr, Chuck Baldwin, Cynthia McKinney, and Ralph Nader are on an island, being minimalized by the media and the 2-party system.

Ron Paul suddenly appears and tells them he can grant them each their greatest wish.

Chuck Baldwin says, "I want to be a mainstream candidate."

POOF! He's gone.

Cynthia McKinney says, "I want lots of media attention."

POOF! She's gone.

Ralph Nader says, "I just want to be in all the major debates."

POOF! He's gone.

Bob Barr says, "I just can't make up my mind... I wish those people were back here with me to help."

POOF!
wow that was so harsh I didn't laugh nice one though

[jcarcinogen]

You have to post the Borat clip in a Barr joke thread :)

http://www.chbn.com/Clip.aspx?key=8BF2D6BFC8CACD0C

[nullvalu]

You have to post the Borat clip in a Barr joke thread :)

http://www.chbn.com/Clip.aspx?key=8BF2D6BFC8CACD0C

LMAO!! I never seen that before.. was that from the movie?

[afmatt]

So, Bob Barr decided to run for president....

STOP LAUGHING!

I had to explain to my whole office why I randomly busted a gut laughing - thanks for providing the opportunity for me to talk more about liberty without seeming pushy :P

[james1906]

I went to the grocery store today, and in the meat section I saw a new product: Unswallowable Tripe from Barr-S

[LJHudd]

.

`` Thanks but NO thanks on that Barr-ge to nowhere! ``

.

[Theocrat]

What did Bob Barr say when he heard Chuck Baldwin received an endorsement from Ron Paul?

Nothing. Lizards can't talk. ;)

[V4Vendetta]

Among other things Bob Barr is a contortionist. After all, how could he lie to your face, stab you in the back, ride your coat tails- all while keeping his distance.

LMAO - its really sad though.

The woman, i forgot her name, should have got the nomination of the Libertarian Party.

[pinkmandy]

What do you get at the political dollar store?


A real BARRgain.



Sorry guys...don't throw the tomatoes.

[nullvalu]

What do you get at the political dollar store?


A real BARRgain.


lol i thought it was kinda good ;)

but all of these jokes really belong on a Laffy Taffy wrapper.. :D

[pinkmandy]

Fubar...r

[dannno]

Three politicians are on a jet aircraft: Ralph Nader, Ron Paul, and Bob Barr. When the pilot announces that they are going down, the three men panic and rush to the exit.

There is only one parachute, to the chagrin of all three men. Ralph Nader heroically decides to stay on the plane, citing his atrocious carbon footprint for his decision to let himself die.

Ron Paul wants to take the parachute, but eventually decides that he would feel guilty for abandoning his peers.

Bob Barr sneakily insists that Ron Paul take the last parachute, to retain a veneer of grace and magnanimity. But when Ron Paul finally agrees and straps himself in to flee the plummeting craft, Bob Barr knocks out Ron Paul with a judo chop (while Ralph Nader is conveniently distracted with the on-board hydroponic garden and a collection of tantric yoga DVD's) and proceeds to ride Ron Paul's unconscious, parachuted body over Washington, DC.

The lesson here? Sometimes you eat the bar and, sometimes, the Barr eats you!


Wow!

[pinkmandy]

Ah, here's one!

When did the r3VOLution blow it's top?


When the Barrometer broke!